A/N: My first fic, please don't go too hard on me. Criticisms are welcomed. Thanks for reading this too! Ps. This is all in Nott's POV. I will tell you if it changes.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything except this plot. J.K.R. owns everything.


Chapter One:

"Theodore Nott and Hermione Granger" What!?

I move to get up and go to the seat next to her. Urgh, great. The Gryffindor Golden Girl. Bloody fan-fricking-tastic. Just fabulous. I sit down in the chair. She looks at me.

"I'm Hermi-" "I know." She looks a bit miffed. She proceeds to glare at me. I glare back. She looks away at Professor Vector.

Said professor continues to explain the assignment. Granger looks at the Professor with utmost respect and admiration, soaking in everything the Professor is saying. At least I won't have to listen to whatever the hell Vector's talking about. I look outside the window. It's raining. Great. Something else to add to this oh so perfect day. I groan at that thought. Quidditch. We have practice tonight. Stupid Malfoy and his bloody, 'We will beat Potter!' Blah-de-blah-de-blah. Like jeez, could you be anymore obscene. It's obvious he envy's him, and maybe even likes him considering how fruit-ish he acts in the dormitories. Like, who the hell spends 30 minutes doing their hair? Whom I ask you, whom!? That's probably just as long as girls take to do their hair! I swear Malfoy should have definitely been a girl. It would have suited him better. Such poof. Suddenly I feel someone tap my shoulder. I look around. It's Granger, and she's saying something. I guess I should listen.

"-And overall- wait, are you even listening to me? Nott?" She is almost screeching now.

"Granger, shut up. Let us just get on with the assignment so I do not have to see any part of you outside of class. It is bad enough being paired with you. Well? What are you looking at? Granger shut your mouth, you look like a bloody goldfish." She snaps her mouth shut, and gets some parchment out. She straightens up and turns towards me.

"Well, I though we could start with this. " Practically, that's the rest of class, except for a few minor insults, but otherwise we only worked on the assignment. Unfortunately, there was a lot of work to do, and couldn't finish even half of it in class. This means I'll have to spend time with her outside of class. This sucks ass. Great. Another thing to add to my endless list of unfortunate things today. Wonderful.


A/N: Yippee! My first chapter finished! I know it's short, but if I continued, it would've been way to long. Thank you for reading this though. Another chapter or two will come soon.