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A/N: I did not make the title up. I got it from Bleach, because that's probably the greatest chapter title ever made in the history of manga...SERIOUSLY.


Title: Superchunky from Hell

Genre: Romance/General

Rating: T

Pairing: Kyle X Shao, hints of Frederica X Marie, hints of various pairings

Summary: Sometimes, even the most serious of people need to lighten up for a while. 20 random sentences of Kyle X Shao. Yaoi, yuri, het are featured in here. Required OOCness. Please R & R!


1. Hold

Kyle was like the glue that held them all together; without him, Shao doubted they would have ever stood a chance against the WISE.

2. Hug

Shao did not feel the same kind of warmth from Marie's hugs as he did from Kyle's, and that disturbed him greatly.

3. Empty

The emptiness left in his heart after losing Kyle was something that could never be filled.

4. Power

Even after nearly 100 training battles against one another, Kyle and Shao were still unsure of who was the stronger one.

5. Moment

The night he and Kyle first shared the same bed was probably one of the defining moments of Shao's life.

6. Blood

As he watched the blood seep from Kyle's wounds, Shao didn't know whether to cry or scream.

7. Cream

Leaning ove, Kyle ever so casually licked a dab of ice cream off of Shao's cheek, causing the Chinese boy to nearly suffer heat stroke in the process.

8. Cosplay

Kyle had to admit that Shao looked pretty hot in a skirt.

9. Scent

Ever since that incident in the shower, Kyle always associated the smell of lemon with Shao's hair.

10. Lost

As he watched Marie and Frederica walk away, hand in hand, Shao pondered on if what he lost really meant to him as much as he once thought...

11. Kiss

As their lips clashed together in a passionate struggle, tears of happiness slid down Shao's pale cheeks.

12. Crush

Shao had convinced everyone, even Grandma Elmore, that the person he had a crush on was Marie, and not a certain, tan-skinned boy...

13. Secret

Kyle and Shao knew more about each other than anyone else, and some of those things were more personal than others.

14. Switch

Shao only lasted about half-way through it before suggesting that they switch positions again.

15. Promise

Kyle had promised Shao many things, and once the WISE were defeated once and for all, he intended on fulfilling those promises.

16. Gay Sex

It was rather fortunate...and a bit strange...that Frederica happened to be carrying a book that specialized on said subject.

17. Dance

"Huh...? You want to know how to dance, Kyle? Uh...sure, I'll teach you..."

18. Pervert

Lately, Marie had taken a great interest in the homosexual relationship that Shao and Kyle shared.

19. Question

"So...who tops?"

"F-FREDERICA!!!"

"Me, of course! Shao-chan may act all cool, but he's pretty submissive, to tell the truth..."

"KYLE!! DON'T TELL HER!!!"

20. Sleep

When's all said and done for the day, Kyle can happily fall asleep with Shao's soft breathing against his chest...