Epilogue: Custody Battle
"There's only one evil thing we care about," Brick growled, staring down Him and Mojo Jojo. "And that's destroying the Powerpuff Girls!"
"YEAH!" the Rowdyruff Boys did a three-way high five as the "parents" gave each other a wondering stare.
"Now let's go!"
In the distance, two ladies eyed the scene on the bench.
"I don't believe this," one muttered. "They don't know what they lost!"
"I agree," said the other. "Men really don't know how to convince men. Even men who think they're women"
"And monkeys who think they're men." Her companion added. Then she smiled easily. "I guess takes real women to have real brains."
Chapter 1
Talking Dog sat on the sidewalk finally, deciding whether to pee on the fire hydrant or not. Suddenly, streaks of intense red, electric blue and crisp green passed above him.
"Man, that was stupid!" Boomer shook his head crossly.
"Yeah, what do they think we are? Pets?" Butch made a face.
"Hehehe, a pet making us pets, you see? A monkey, get it?"
Boomer's brothers stopped in mid-air and hit him. "That was terrible!" Brick spat at him.
The boys enjoyed several weeks on their own. They stole to eat, to drink, and have fun. Whenever they got tired, they randomly attacked which ever nearest house looked good enough. From time to time, the Powerpuff Girls would find them but they always got away thanks to one thing or another.
As the days wore on, they moved further and further from Townsville and nearer to the edge of Cityville.
"Crime rate is slower everyday!" the Mayor of Townsville happily announced to the girls.
"Yeah, it's been less tiring everyday…" Buttercup said smugly.
"I've had more time to focus on other things, like planning my long term goals for my future career!" Blossom added, ever responsible.
"Long term goals?" Bubbles looked at her red-headed sister.
"Well you're not going to be five year old superheroes forever are you?" Professor Utonium laughed. "I know you've got dreams…"
"I want to be the first woman president of this country!" Blossom said.
"I wanna be a world-famous champion athlete!" Buttercup topped.
"What sport?" Mayor asked.
"I'm uh… still considering."
"What about you Bubbles?"
"I want to be celebrity, like Ashlee Hart! On TV!"
"Um, Bubbles," Professor Utonium interrupted. "She's an adult woman in adult movies…"
"Well, something like her anyway…teehee!" Bubbles blinked her big blue eyes adorably.
While flying one cloudy evening, the Rowdyruffs saw a grand mansion just on the border of the two cities.
"Boys, I think we've found home!" Brick declared.
Boomer stared at it. "Do you know who lives there?"
"No dummy, of course not! But see, it's strategic. This way, we can rob both cities without being caught. I know those sissy fluffs are too traumatized with Cityville to care!"
"Why, how do you know?" Butch slyly asked.
"Shut up!" Brick's fiery eyes glared in the gloomy atmosphere. "Ok, here's what we do…"
The Rowdyruff overpowered security and smoothly entered the huge doors. And they were surprised.
"Well boys, I never thought you'd come!" Sedusa rose from a chair.
"And it did take long enough!" Femme Fatale crossed her legs. "Care for some supper?"
"What's the catch?" Brick asked suspiciously. Of course they knew they we offering more than just supper.
"My, you boys are fast! Well I guess it's not that hard to figure out..." Sedusa said thoughtfully.
"I don't get it." Boomer whispered to Butch. "What did we figure out?"
"Guess what? We want to get rid of the Powerpuffs, just like you." Femme Fatale grinned.
"What makes you girls think we'd want to join your little team?" Brick said haughtily.
"Yeah, we're the Rowdyruff Boys! We do it all on our own!" Butch loyally agreed.
"I'm still not catching on you guys!" Boomer said a little more loudly.
"Let me simplify this cutie pie," Femme Fatale crouched down to their level. "We heard you say that there's only one evil thing you care about, will you remind us what it is?"
"Destroy the Powerpuff Girls." The boys say in unison.
"Well, have you done it yet? No? You've had fun a little here and there but nothing more. So this is what we're doing. We offer you protection, a place to sleep, and training." She noticed their incredulous looks. "YES, training to take them down. Meanwhile you are in a private place where nobody would imagine any super villain would come. Well?"
The boys huddled.
"I say no. You can't trust girls!" Butch said.
"Think about it guys! Someone to take care of us, teach us stuff, plus free everything!" Boomer argued.
"I say we try it. We can leave anytime we'd want to anyway. Besides... they're girls and we're fighting girls. If anyone must know anything about girls it's women. It'd be better than that Him character." Brick decided.
The three readily faced the two most deceiving women villains. "We're in."