The Onsen Adventure Club

"This is an outrage," yelled Lan. "What kind of Onsen Club are we if we haven't even been able to enjoy one dip in the hot springs!"

With tears flowing out of her eyes, Mayl nodded, "It's as if the spirits of the onsen are angry with us."

Tory shook his head, "It's because you guys don't have enough knowledge about onsens that we aren't able to go! The spirits are angry of our ignorance!"

Chisao stood up and slapped his hands on the table, "Nobody cares about the history of onsens! We'll learn different and more important things about onsens if we experience its pleasures!"

Ms. Mari sniffled, "Stupid PuppyMan had to destroy that tower where I was enjoying my onsen."

Mayl nodded, "His name was Beastman, but what pisses me off the most is that we could've enjoyed the first hot spring trip we went to if it weren't for you two making us take some stupid initiation shit!"

Lan smiled smugly, "I had fun there. I don't know what you're talking about! Let's go there again! This time without the stupid initiation shit!"

Ms. Mari growled, "It's not stupid! But I suppose you guys deserve a dip in the best hot spring ever! Let's go!"

*** Tamako's Hot Springs***

Lan, Mayl, and Chisao dashed into their respective locker rooms. Chisao threw off all his clothes without bothering to organize it into his locker and ran into the area with the onsen. "It's about time! I can't wait!"

A shirtless Lan wrapped a towel around his waist before pulling his lower clothing off. Tory was changing next to him and sighed, "I suppose there are moments where I should stop being a nerd and just enjoy a dip."

Lan chucked, "Yea! Now you're getting it!"

The two walked into the hot spring area and proceeded to wash off. Lan turned on the showerhead to rinse off the shampoo and found that it turned off as soon as he washed it off. He opened his eyes and found a tall yakuza looking girl with long long extremely unnaturally long blue hair standing next to him. Lan stood up and shrieked, "Tamako-San!"

He looked down and covered himself, "Why are you here?"

"You honestly thought you could come here and not netbattle me?"

"Damnit, why do you always interrupt me when I'm getting to the good part!"

"I won't interrupt you anymore during your stay here if you beat me in a netbattle."

Tory yelled, "Can you get out of here! This is the boys' side!"

Tamako looked over at him and smirked, "It looks like you have a PET too. Let's netbattle! The three of us!"

"Get out of here or else I'm calling the manager!"

"I am the manager! And as manager, I say you can't enjoy these hot springs until you netbattle me!"

Ms. Mari and Mayl darted into the area with their bathrobes on. Ms. Mari yelled, "What's going on here!"

Mayl growled, "Hey! Why were you near Lan while he was showering? Are you some child molester?"

Lan blushed, "Why did you guys have to come over here to the guys' side?"

Ms. Mari pointed at Tamako, "I demand you leave right now!"

Tamako didn't hear her and widened her smile, "Hey girl, it looks like you have a net navi too. Let's netbattle!"

Tory stomped his foot on the ground, "Damnit fine! Let's just netbattle her and enjoy ourselves already!"

All of them plugged in their navis. Mayl and Lan used a water tower as soon as their navis were plugged in, wanting to finish this quickly. Metalman smirked, "Too slow."

Iceman froze the water towers and used a few more ice towers. Metalman raised an eyebrow, "Are they trying to freeze the entire area?"

Roll and Megaman shot the ice towers which broke down and fell towards Metalman. He laughed, "You're going to have to do better than that!"

He shot missiles to destroy the ice debris falling towards him.

While Metalman was occupied, Roll summoned a few ice cubes. Rockman shot bursts of air making them slide to Metalman at an incredible pace. Metalman saw them coming and punched the cubes with his fist. "You should know how powerful my fists are Megaman! You can't-"

Metalman was interrupted with a slash from an aqua blade. Holding his position with his fist out in front of him, he looked down and saw Iceman swinging an icesword at him. He took a step back and proceeded to punch Iceman, but an ice cube was shot to him, this time successfully hitting him. Metalman logging out.

Tamako stood there with her mouth gaped open for a while, "I can't believe it. You guys are better than I thought. I admit defeat this time, but after Metalman heals, I want a one on one netbattle with you Lan!"

Lan scoffed, "Fine. I'll have enjoyed my hot spring by that time so you're on!"

As Tamako and the girls proceeded to leave the men's side, Chisao screamed, "Lan! The water's not hot anymore! It's cold!"

Lan and Tory looked at each other and stomped the ground, "DAMNIT!"

Mayl fell on her knees. "WHY!"

Lan and Tory's towel fell. "FUCK!"

A bunny hopped and slipped into the onsen. "THE HORROR!"