Full of Hate and Snog
CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG] RIGHT NOW opened a memo on board POMPOUS ASSES.
CCG: OKAY, FUCKASS, THEN ALLOW ME TO ANNOUNCE THIS TO EVERYONE:
CCG: ERIDAN, YOU ARE PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST VAIN TROLLS I HAVE EVER FUCKING HEARD OF, CONSIDERING HOW MUCH YOU WHINE AND PRATTLE ON ABOUT YOUR APPEARANCE.
CURRENT caligulasAquarium [CCA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCA: fuck you kar
CCA: i care about my looks an besides wwho are you to talk since you pretty much look like shit you fuckin ass
CCG: O:B
PAST terminallyCapricious [PTC] 420 HOURS AGO responded to memo.
PTC: LoLoL
PTC: wAtCh ThE mOtHeRfUcKiN lAnGuAgE bRo.
CCA: theres nothing wwrong wwith wwantin to look your best
CCA: and fuck you gam i can talk however i cod damn wwant
PTC: Oh YeAh, It'S cHiLl BrO.
PTC: (o:
CCG: ARE YOU KIDDING, ERIDAN. YOU PROBABLY WASTE HOURS OF YOUR TIME TRYING PRETTY YOURSELF UP AND FUSSING OVER YOUR LOOKS.
CURRENT cuttlefishCuller [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCC: O) ( my cod, are you two carping on eac) ( otter again?
CCG: IT'S JUST ERIDAN BEING PRISSY AGAIN. NOTHING NEW.
CCA: its not bein prissy its takin care a yourself
CCC: W) (ale, you do act kinda prissy aboat it. ) (a ) (a!
CCA: i do not
PTC: aBoAt.
PTC: HaHaHa.
CCG: YES YOU DO.
CCA: no i dont
CCG: YOU ALWAYS GET YOUR SCARF IN A KNOT WHENEVER YOU HAVE LIKE A SPECK OF DIRT ON YOUR SHIRT OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT.
CCA: hey i dont ovverreact that bad
PTC: TuBbY kArKaT iS tUbBy.
PTC: (o:
CCG: WHAT THE FUCK GAMZEE.
? turntechGodhead [?TG] AT ?:? responded to memo.
?TG: oh man what the fuck did i walk in to
PTC: YoU dOnT eVeN kNoW bRo.
CCA: you wwalked in on kar bein a nasty fuckin dirt bag all hatin on me for takin care myself an bein a clean decent person
PTC: WoAh, ChIlL yOuR mOtHeRfUcKiN jEtS bRo.
PTC: KaRkAt Is JuSt BeInG kArKaT.
?TG: oh so hyperemotional douche collided with hyperemotional douche
?TG: got it
CCG: FUCK YOU STRIDER.
CCA: hey fuck you davve
CCC: GUYS
CCC: W) (y don't you all just c) (ill out?
PTC: wHy CaNt We Be FrOnDs?
CURRENT apocalypseArisen [CAA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAA: because they are b0ys
CCC: Yea) (, w) (y can't we be fronds?
CCC: Nice to sea you're on t) (e same page as me, Gamsea!
PTC: HeLl YeAh. (o:
CCA: cause davve an kar are fuckin douches
CCG: LOOK WHO'S TALKING, DOUCHEBAG.
?TG: hey hey
?TG: no
?TG: im king douche get it fucking right
PTC: DoUcHe EvErYwHeRe. )o:
PTC: EwWwWw.
CCA: whatever all a you fuckin suck
CCC: Guys, let's take an emotional inventory, okay?
CCC: Take a deep breat) (. Clam down.
CCC: We don't need to be calling eac) ( otter names now…We're all fronds ) (ere, rig) (t?
?TG: i didnt call anyone any names
?TG: and last time i checked i was not a leaf
CCA: no wwere not wwere not fronds you all are just a bunch a jerks who dont understand the concept a proper hygiene
CCA: an by you all i mean kar and davve
CCA: not you fef you arent a jerk
CAA: 0_0
CAA: what did i miss
PTC: DaMn BrO wHeN dId I bEcOmE a BaD gUy?
CCG: MY GOD ERIDAN YOU ARE SUCH A DRAMA QUEEN.
CCA: hey i didnt say anythin about you gam
CAA: 0kay nevermind
?TG: oh hey aradia i can recap for you
CAA did not abscond from memo.
CCA: but yeah youre not a jerk either
PTC: (o:
?TG: so karkat is on his period and eridan is never off his period and gamzee let karkat know about his weight issue and im apparently a douche
CAA: s0 the usual?
CCA: wwhat the fucks a period
CAA: …er
?TG: your existence eridan
?TG: yeah the usual
CAA: g0t it
?TG: yep
CCA: i still dont fuckin get it
CAA: well 0kay
CCA: wwait is that like that punctuation thing
CCG: OR IS IT SOME SORT OF WEIRD HUMAN THING?
?TG: yeah sure
CCA: davve that makes no cod damn sense
CCG: DOES THAT ASSHOLE EVER MAKE SENSE?
CAA: …sh0uld i explain
?TG: hahahahaha
?TG: oh man
?TG: no just let them be pissed off
CCA: yes ara enlighten us
?TG: it reminds me of how much smarter than them i am
?TG: no no guys time hero secret only
?TG: shoosh
CCA: cause striders too much a a douche canoe ta tell us
CAA: 0_0
?TG: douche canoe
CAA: d0uche can0e
?TG: oh man thats a pretty good one
CAA: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
?TG: tip of the proverbial hat man
CCA: fuck you its a legitimate insult
?TG: yeah about as legit as your period
CCA: wwhat
CCA: the
CCA: fuck
CCA: is
PTC: So…
CCA: a
CAA: but then we w0uld have t0 put a bunch 0f d0uchebags 0n a can0e
CCA: period
CCA: cod damn it
CAA: and we 0nly have 0ne 0f y0u eridan
?TG: hhaaaaaaaaaaaaa
?TG: fuck
CCG: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
CAA: 0u0
CAA: wait that l00ks stupid
CCA: wwait wwhat
PTC: MoThErFuCkIn DoUcHe CaNoE hOlY sHiT.
?TG: turntechDouchecanoe well ill consider it i guess
CCC: I ) (ave no idea w) (at's going on anymore.
CAA: better than turntechGiveshead i guess
CCG: HOLY SHIT THIS CONVERSATION JUST GOT EXTREMELY SILLY. WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT ANYMORE.
CAA: well
PTC: i ThInK wE sHoUlD aLl JuSt ChIlL.
CAA: d0uche can0es and eridans peri0d
CCA: ok wwhat the fuck
CAA: thats what were talking ab0ut
CCA: im fuckin serious here davve wwhat the fucks a period
CCA: i bet you dont evven knoww wwhat it is either
?TG: jegus does someone need help changing their tampon stop riding my ass eridan
CCA: youre just makin shit up arent you
CCA: i kneww it youre a fuckin fake
CCA: faker than magic
CCA: wwhich isnt real
CCA: its fake
CCA: just like you
CCG: OH MY GOD SHUT UP ERIDAN.
CAA: n0
CAA: i can pr0bably g0 and t0uch his face
CAA: and hed be pretty realistic then w0uldnt he
?TG: do you believe in magic in a young girls heart poor eridan his period is tearing him apart
CAA: 0uch
CAA: his cramps are that bad?
CCA: i dont fuckin believve in magic you ass
CCG: HANG ON A SEC. I'M GOING TO GO AND LOOK SOMETHING UP ON THE HUMAN INTERNET.
?TG: fuck this is so easy
CAA: w0w
CCA: MAGIC ISNT REAL GET IT THROUGH YOUR FUCKIN HEAD
?TG: eridan need some midol
CAA: and p0ssibly an ambulance at this rate
?TG: were going to need a fucking cotton factory
CCA: the fucks midol
CCC: ) (ey, um, Dave? ) (ow aboat you just quit being suc) ( a motherglubbing jerk and actually answer ) (is question?
CCC: 38)
CAA: hey i tried
CCG: MY FUCKING GOD. DAVE, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU HUMANS ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING.
CCC: Because I don't know aboat you guys, but your carping is kinda getting on my nerves.
CCG: ERIDAN, YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW WHAT A PERIOD IS.
CAA: 0_0
CCA: yeah i fuckin do
CCG: IT'S FUCKING DISTURBING.
CCA: wwhat is it
CAA: its bl00d
CAA: that c0mes 0ut 0f a w0mans vagina
CAA: there y0u g0
?TG: hfclkjdshfkjhdsfsflsggfs
?TG AT ?:? changed mood to RANCOROUS
?TG: ERIDAN...
CCA: wwhats a vvagina
CAA: s0mething y0u will never get y0ur dick int0
PTC: oUcH.
CAA: i think ive been spending t00 much time with s0llux
CCA: the fuck are you evven talkin about
?TG: oh man say vagina again dude that sounded hilarious
CAA: me?
CAA: 0h n0 wait nevermind
?TG: no no eridan
CCA: an i wwill say it again
CCA: fuck you davve
?TG: wagina shit
?TG: help
CCA: wwait i knoww wwhat this is
PTC: sWaGiNa Oo:
CCA: you guys are gangin up on me arent you
CCG: GAMZEE SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU AREN'T HELPING ANYTHING.
CAA: slightly
?TG: hey lets all gang up on eridan that sounds like a fucking party
CAA: im 0nly d0ing it because i wanted t0 see why s0llux finds it s0 much fun
PTC: HaNg On MoThErFuCkErS.
PTC: iMmA gO gRaB mE a SlImE pIe.
CCA: thanks a whole fuckin lot you guys
CAA: y0ure welc0me
CCA: no fuck you
CCA: im not welcome
CAA: n0 thanks
?TG: sorry
CAA: im taken
?TG: i was choking to death at fucking swagina
CAA: that sh0uld be y0ur new name
CAA: turntechswagina
?TG: swaginaarisen for you kk
CAA: will d0
CCG: WHAT THE HELL AM I EVEN READING HERE?
CAA: crack
CCA: fuck all a you i hope you all glubbin choke on a bugle an drowwn in your owwn pail
?TG: i like my beats fast and my swagina down low
CCG: THIS IS JUST UNSENSIBLE RANDOMNESS THAT'S TOPPED WITH VULGARITY.
?TG: when te swagina in the crib ma
?TG: drop it like its hot
CAA: karkat y0ure describing y0urself
CAA: i fail to see y0ur p0int
CCG: WHAT.
?TG: i got big swagina bitches big big swagina bitches
CCC: W) (at
?TG: we dont want no skinny swagina little swagine get out
CCG: DAVE STOP FUCKING RAPPING ALREADY.
CCC: W) (at t) (e s) (ell, you guys.
? turntechSwagina [?TS] AT ?:? responded to memo.
?TS: nope cant stop wont stop
CCA: you knoww wwhat thats it
CCC: W) (at am I even reading.
CAA: CAA: crack
CCA: im gonna shovve my head in the nearest load gaper puke up everything I evver eaten an drowwn myself in my owwn vvomit
PTC: Im BaCk.
CCG: WELCOME BACK ASSHOLE.
?TS: and he wagina he swagina he might got a vagina
PTC: WhAt ThE mOtHeRfUck MoThErFuCkEr? ChIlL mAn.
CCA: because fuck you
?TS: he pop swagina and he got the right kind of wagina
CCC: ) (ey now. -Eridan, let's not get drastic….
?TS: he cold he swagina he might sell fagina
?TS: he always in the swagina but never fly coachgina
CCC: Dave, s) (ut up.
CCA: dont try an convvince me otherwwise fef it has to be done im fuckin done ok
PTC: FaGiNa LiKe FaYgInA.
PTC: lIkE a MoThErFuCkIn…
?TS: he a swagina trip trip swagina of the ship ship
PTC: FaYgO.
CCC: -Eridan, w) (at's wrong? 38?
CCC: Need to glub?
CAA: fayg0 with a vagina 0h g0d n0
?TS: he made it faygina kiss him on the fuck i cant do this
CCG: THIS CONVERSATION DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE ANYMORE. IT'S AS IF THE SENSE WAS TORN OUT, THEN VIOLATED HORRIBLY SEVERAL TIMES. AFTERWARDS, THE SENSE WAS SCARRED FOR LIFE AND PLACED SLOPPILY BACK INTO THE CONVERSATION ONLY TO BE TAKEN OUT AGAIN TO BE SNOGGLED SOME MORE. LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT THE LONGER THIS CONVERSATION GOES ON.
CAA: the mental images
CAA: n0
CAA: just n0
CCA: no i dont need to glub i need to glubbin drowwn myself in the nearest glubbin load gaper
CAA: eridan can i j0in y0u
CCC: Okay, bot) ( of you, w) (at's t) (e matter?
[CCA] ceased responding to memo.
CCC: 38(
PTC: wElL, iMmA gEt MoThErFuCkIn GoInG.
PTC: sO iLl CaTcH uP wItH aLl YoU mOtHeRfuCkErS lAtEr.
CCG: NO SHIT, IDIOT. WE'RE ALL IN A TIME WAY AHEAD OF YOURS.
PTC: Aw ShIiIiIiIiT mAn.
[PTC] 420 HOURS AGO ceased responding to memo.
? golgothasTerror [?GT] AT ?:? responded to memo.
?GT: What in heavens name is going on with the consistent upbringing of vagina?
CCG: WHO THE FUCK IS THIS.
?TS: whose this douchebag
?GT: Why i never heard myself called that *frowns*
CCG: CLEARLY YOU'VE NEVER LEFT THE CONFIDES OF YOUR HOME, KID.
CCC: O) (, ) (I! W) (o're you?
?GT: Im jake english! Nice to meet you. Well most of you.
CCC: 38D
CCC: Nice to meet you, Jake!
CCG: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET ACCESS TO THIS MEMO.
?GT: *Double pistols and a wink*
?GT: That i dont know.
CCC: It's a reel rereef to fin-ally sea someone nice around ) (ere!
?GT: *Double pistols and a wink right back at this handsome stranger*
CCG: WHAT.
?TS: oh wow
?TS: or
?TS: the wink things are actually pretty hot
?TS: swag
?TS: whichever is less homo
?TS: or more homo
?TS: depending
CCG: PLEASE TELL ME THAT WE'RE NOT RPING OR SOME SHIT.
CURRENT caligulasAquarium [CCA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCA: cod damn it i cant do it
CCG: WHAT NOW.
CCA: i cant fuckin throww up thats wwhat
CCC: -Eridan, do you need a seasion in t) (e s) (itty wand pile?
?GT: Excuse me but what exactly was said about homosexuality?
?TS: oh well
?TS: like
?TS: i mean if youre homo or not
?TS: my compliment depends thusly
CCA: no i dont need a glubbin seasion on the shitty wand pile
?GT: Oh heavens no im not homo!
CCA: i need to drowwn myself in my owwn vvomit
?TS: you sure
CCG: DON'T TAKE THE INSUFFERABLE PRICK TOO SERIOUSLY. HE'S PROBABLY JUST TRYING TO FUCKING BE IRONIC.
CCA: wwevve been through this already
?TS: ironic sure that
?GT: I must say though.
?GT: Womit is a new word!
?TS: HA
CAA: eridan y0ure starting t0 remind me 0f a fr0g f0r s0me reason
CAA: w0mit s0unds like a fr0g n0ise
CCA: wwhat the fuck wwhy
CAA: i d0nt kn0w
CCA: oh fuck frogs
CAA: hey!
CCG: SAY ERDIAN IF YOU'RE GOING TO GO AND MAKE YOURSELF PUKE, PLEASE DON'T ANNOUNCE IT TO EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PERSON READING THIS.
CCA: cod damn it ara
CAA: what did i d0?
CCA: wwell too late kar i just fuckin did
CCC: O) ( my cod, -Eridan! WILL YOU QUIT WIT) ( T) (-E DRAMATICS?!
?GT: Purging is a serious issue mr eridan.
?GT: Please take care of yourself!
?TS: fuck eridan
?TS: how about you just hang with me
?TS: and talk
?TS: fuck
?TS: help me write a comic
?GT: Me?
?TS: no eridan not you sweetass
CCA: fuck SORRY FEF
?GT: Sweetass. I take this is a compliment? My my i am dreadfully confused!
?TS: yeah compliment sure
?TS: that
?TS: nice shorts
?GT: Thank you!
CCA: oh my cod are you guys serious
CCG: WHAT KIND OF NEW, UNFOLDING HORROR ARE MY EYES BEING SUBJECTED TO NOW?
CCG: OH HEY, ERIDAN'S STILL ALIVE.
CCC: ) (a ) (a, get a room you two
CCA: i think wwere wwitnessing the human feelin knowwn as courtship
CCA: this is so fuckin wweird
?TS: so these shorts
CCG: ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FASCINATING.
CCC: I'll agree wit) ( you t) (ere…
?TS: they come off easy
CCG: WAIT WHAT.
CCG: WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS CONVERSATION GOING.
CCA: oh my cod wwhat the actual fuck
CCC: U) (…
?GT: Im sorry i must have gone off on an adventure to lala land for a moment there!
?GT: What about my shorts?
?TS: hahahaha
?TS: nothing
CCA: cant you twwo pail somewwhere else
CCA: not in front a us
?TS: man i was being ironic
CCA: cod this is awwkwward
?TS: jegus change your pad dude i was fucking with him
CCG: IT SEEMS LIKE THE CONVERSATION JUST TOOK A WRONG TURN DOWN FUCKVILLE AND HAS JUST ZOOMED RIGHT OFF A FUCKING CLIFF, WHERE IT'S GONE PLUMMETING DOWN INTO A DEEP ABYSS NEVER TO BE FUCKING UNCOVERED EVER A FUCKING GAIN.
CCC: You…You could say t) (at again.
CCA: im sorry davve I CANT HEAR YOU
CCC: Wait, wait, let me get t) (is straig) (t.
?TS: will you hear me if i rap it
?GT: Caps lock is not necessary in this conversation mr carcino. I think we can all get along just fine without so much capitalization.
CCC: You were pranking ) (im or somet) (ing?
CCG: ACTUALLY, I HAVE TO DISAGREE.
?TS: also dawe is a pretty funny name
?TS: who is dawe
?GT: Who is dawe?
?TS: yeah but pranking is a really dopey word for it
CCC: 38O
?TS: i dont know who is dawe
CCA: oh my cod its unreal howw much i CANT FUCKIN HEAR YOU
CCG: CAPS ARE COMPLETELY NESCESSARY
CCC: ) (ow -EXCITING!
?GT: Oh my! Was i being trolled?
CCA: wwait wwoww fuck you gt thats how kar fuckin talks
CCA: wway to be culturally insensitive
CCA: i swwear you aliens are all the same
?GT: Thats quite rude of you mr eridan!
?GT: I was simply suggesting something other than the caps lock. It seems awfully angry.
?TS: bro whats wrong you lost your hearin
?TS: its okay dude ive some rhymes rearin
?TS: lets get this stated
?TS: on how im your designated
?TS: dominator top harasser and that bro youre hatin
?TS: man eridan how youre buttin up this fight
?TS: its almost like you've got your wagina wound tight.
CCG: OKAY. FUCK IT. I NEED A GODDAMN BREAK. I'M GOING TO GO AND GRAB SOME GODDAMN GRUB BUTTERED POPCORN.
CCA: wwait kar i wwant some too
CCG: FUCK YOU ERIDAN.
[CCG] ceased responding to memo.
CCA: oh come on im hungry
?GT: Might it be because you womited earlier?
?GT: Im sorry. Vomited.
CCA: no its because shut up
CCA: thats wwhy
?TS: hahahaha
?TS: man gt just leave him alone
?TS: its pretty obvious this bitch needs to get boned
?TS: nothing you can do specially if you aint homo
?TS: but hey maybe you can just try bromo
CCC: Wait, w) (at?
?GT: These instances of rapping are quite entertaining!
?TS: he couldnt hear me fef
?TS: i think hes gone deaf
?TS: so im up and rappin
?TS: to reel his reactions back in
CCC: O) (, I sea!
CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCG: OH FUCK, WHY DID I HAVE TO COME BACK TO GODDAMN RAPPING.
CCA: the actual fuck
?TS: karkat you mad
?TS: just cause you want so bad
?TS: to compare in my skills
?TS: my rhymes that kills
CCG: NO. JUST NO. DON'T YOU DARE BRING ME INTO THIS.
?GT: Well despite all of this excitement i must head off to bed. *frowns deeply*
CCG: YES, GO AND SAVE YOURSELF FROM THE RISING PILE OF SHIT accumulating IN THIS CONVERSATION.
?GT: Sleep well everyone!
[?GT] ceased responding to memo
?TS: and why the fuck not you goaty motherfucker
?TS: im gonna show you your place and just how to suck it
?TS: yeah thats right bro you heard me fine
?TS: i think im up and challenging you to the rhymes
CCA: ITS REELY AMAZIN HOWW MUCH I CANT HEAR ANY A THIS ATROCIOUS RAP GARBAGE
CCA: oh good i think that culturally insensitive ass left
CCG: YOU JUST NOTICED? WOW ERIDAN. GREAT JOB.
CCC: You t) (ink everybody's culturally insensitive….
?TS: hey eridan say vagina again
CCA: no i dont i nevver said that
CCA: and howw about no
?TS: please come on
CCA: i mean i knoww the sound a my swweet sultry vvoice is absolutely irresistible but come on you knoww i just cant do that
CCC: CCA: wway at be culturally insensitive
CCC: CCA: i swwear you aliens are all the same
CCC: Sea? You totally said it.
CCA: hey its true
CCC: Also, your voice is totally not "irresistible".
CCC: 3XD
CCG: WAIT A SECOND. ERIDAN, ARE YOU ACTUALLY ACCEPTING SOMETHING YOU DENIED?
CCG: HAVE YOU FINALLY CEASED THE DRAMATICS?
CCA: i am not
CCA: im just sayin its the fuckin truth
CCA: an yeah fef my voice totally is irresistible
CCG: ARE YOU KIDDING? I WANT TO BANG MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL EVERY TIME I READ YOUR TYPING. YEAH, THAT'S FUCKING IRRESISTIBLE.
CCA: cod damn it kar not noww
CCA: cant you see im busy
FUTURE swaginaArisen [FSA] 3 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FSA: 0kay s0 im back n0w
FSA: in the future that is
FSA: whats happened s0 far
?TS: hahaha shits just getting started
[?TS] ceased responding to memo.
CCG: WITH WHAT BEING A DRAMATIC DOUCHBAG.
CCA: no wwith getting back at davve
?TG: oh shit
?TG: really
CCA: yeah reelly
?TG: i thought you gave up
CCA: yeah wwell i didnt
CCC: O) ( my cod, you two
?TG: man im so ready
FSA: 0kay
FSA: even im d0ne n0w
FSA: y0u tw0 can st0p n0w
FSA: but i kn0w that y0ure n0t
FSA: since ive been reading this f0r the past few h0urs
FSA: s0 im g0ing t0 g0 n0w and wait f0r y0u t0 st0p then
[FSA] ceased responding to memo
CCC: Are you going to officially declare your ) (ate for eac) ( otter or somefin?
?TG: stopping is not in the strider dictionary
CAA: i will write it in the strider dicti0nary
CAA: whatever that is
?TG: which may i add is called the dicktionary
CAA: is the first w0rd there swagina
?TG: yep
CAA: knew it
CCA: oh my cod are you guys fuckin serious
CAA: well n0w i am
CAA: im all0wed t0 have fun
CCA: no not you ara i mean davve
?TG: sure im serious
?TG: but dawe is really serious
CCC: T) (is is ridiculous
CAA: im aware
CCA: here let me just take that strider dictionary an bash your think pan in wwith it
CCA: oh wwait i cant
CCA: theres only two entries
CCA: howw sad is that
?TG: hahaha was that an insult
CCA: you really are a bunch a inferior wwigglers arent you
CCA: cant even tell wwhen you just got burned
?TG: maybe i can but maybe your insults are just that fucking terrible
CCA: or maybe you just dont havve a think pan enough to fry that egg on
?TG: oh man i literally just had this convo
?TG: did i time loop on accident
?TG: no eggs hombre
CCA: wwell too fuckin bad youre reely in for it noww
?TG: fine fine guess i brought that on myself
CCA: cod i ought to just cull you where you stand
?TG: bring it on
CAA: well im g0ing t0 g0 and change my name i guess
CAA: and c0me back later
CAA: since thats apparently what i will d0 three h0urs fr0m n0w
[CAA] ceased responding to memo.
CCA: oh ill bring it on
CCA: ill bring it on so hard your lusus wwill feel it
?TG: hed like that
?TG: kind of had a thing for the nacier ones he did
?TG: dude youre sick
?TG: turning on my bro from the grave
CCA: wwait wwhat
?TG: yeah
CCA: no seriously wwhat just happened
?TG: you my friend
?TG: just got one upped
?TG: and are not instigated in necrophilia homo tomfoolery
CCA: say wwhat
?TG: yeah
CCA: wwhat evven is that
?TG: my lusus is dead but you bringing it would turn him on and your intention is to bring it so hell feel it thusly you are hitting on a dead guy
CCA: oh my cod im not hittin on your lusus thats just so glubbin wwrong on so many levvels
?TG: exacta
CCC: I now pronounce you kismesis and kismesis, you may now ) (atesnog.
?TG: come here big boy
CCA: wwhat no get the fuck awway from me
?TG: you heard the princess
CCC: ) (a ) (a!
CCG: HEY EVERYONE. I JUST GOT BACK FROM BANGING MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL. REPEATEDLY. UNTIL I WAS SURE THAT MY THINK PAN WAS AT LEAST CRACKED OPEN, SO THEN I'D BE ABLE TO DUMB MYSELF DOWN ENOUGH IN ORDER TO PROCESS ALL OF THIS BULLSHIT AND FUCKED UP SILLINESS. LET'S ALL SEE IF I CAN STOMACH THIS CRAP.
CCA: …
CCA: wwell
CCA: if you say so
CCA: *ca grabs tg an hatesnogs wwith such a hatred it wwould become legendary and songs wwould be wwritten about it an all that fancy shit*
?TG: *woah didnt expect that to really happen but you know what sure why not not like hes any luckier with relationships*
CCG: NO. NOPE. YEAH, I CAN'T FUCKING DO THIS.
CCG: I CAN'T JUST SIT HERE AND JUST FUCKING READ THIS.
CCG: IF YOU TWO WANT TO GO AND HATESNOG, THEN GO AND MAKE YOUR OWN CHAT AND HAVE SOME FUCKING COURTESY.
CCC: ) (ey, Krabsnack! Wanna go get some fries and grub sauce w) (ile t) (ey mackrel all over eac) ( otter?
CCG: SURE WHY THE FUCK NOT. I'LL TAKE THIS OPPROTUNITY AS A TICKET TO THE FIRST GODDAMN EL. TRAIN OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE OF A CONVERSATION.
[CCC] ceased responding to memo.
[CCG] ceased responding to memo.
CCA: oh my cod i hate you so glubbin much davve
Moon's Meow: I'm not sure if FanFiction will really like this style of story but we'll see.
Wow, here's an old thing. To give a bit of background, this spawned from a skype group rp. I played Karkat. Once we were finished, I liked the rp so much that I decided to copy and paste it onto Word, format it like a memo and color-code it. Unfortunately, I lost the names of the other contributors after an ill-fated attempt to post this on LiveJournal.
I hope you guys enjoy nonetheless and can read it alright. Personally, this story is always good for a laugh.