Pee-wee's Playhouse theme and beginning video plays
The camera zooms into pee-wee who is playing with the little alien friend he got from the party where all of the playhouse friends exchanged presents
Pee-Wee Herman: Hahaha!
PWH: Hi, Boys & Girls!
Floory: Duh... Pee-wee, what's todays secret woooord?
PWH: I don't know floory, let's go ask Conky!
F: I can't move pee-wee!
PWH: Oh, well, I'll go by mySELF then.
Pee-Wee goes over and does the whole thing where he turns conky on
Conky 2000: Conky 2000, ready to assist you, pee-wee!
PWH: Hi Conky, what's today's secret word!
Conky spits out a word
PWH: Today's secret word is, doom! Now we all know what to do when ever anyone says the secret word right?
Everyone: SCREAM!
PWH: That's right, Scream real loud, ready? Let's try it out!
Mr. Window: Hey Pee-Wee, Reba The Mail Lady is coming!
PWH: OOH A perfect oppurtunity to test the secret word.
Reba the maillady walks through the frontdoor
Reba: Hi, Pee-Wee!
PWH: Reba, do you remember when we were stuck in the playhouse when it was sent into outerspace?
Reba: Oh yeah, I thought we were doomed!
Everyone: AAAAH AAAH AAAAH!
Reba: Let me guess, I said the secret word?
PWH: That's right, I can't put anything past you!
She glares at him
Reba: Oh! I almost forgot Pee-Wee, there's pen-pal letter for you, there's no return address on it though.
PWH: OH NO, How will we ever know who it's from?
Reba: Well, Pee-Wee... You could just open it, and be surprised.
PWH: That's a great idea!
Reba walks out through the front doorshaking her head, as Pee-Wee rips open the letter
PWH: To my Bestest Friend, Pee-Wee, As I am writing this letter, I am on my way to see you, in fact it would not be surprising if you saw me today, I saw reruns of your old show and I miss them, I MISS THEM GOOD! I am so angry they are off the air, why did they cancel this show anyways, I had the same problem with my master's show, I will come baring Piggies... Your Bestest Friend, Gir. PS. My master, Zim, is comin too, hes okay, but he can be quiiiiiiiiite grouchy sometimes, so make sure you stay on his good side.
PWH: Gir, Zim those're such silly names, why don't they have normal names, that end in an E-sound?
Pee-Wee glares at the camera showily, as the camera pans to Mister Window
Mr. Window: Look Pee-Wee, Some people or somethings are heading straight for us!
The camera view shows outside where Zim is riding on the back of Gir, as Gir is plummeting straight towards the playhouse
PWH: OH NO! WHAT'S THAT!
camera cuts to a still of Pee-Wee
PWH: We'll be right back, heh heh heh!