Title: epic fanfic
Rated: more-or-less PG-13/17 (language, violence, zoophiles, homosexuality…)
Disclaimer: none of the present characters is mine
Epilogue
One day, a very old woman was walking with her granddaughter and her dog. They were looking for a memorial.
"I can't find that goddamn memorial!" she said.
"Why that stupid statue is is important?" her granddaughter asked, not really interested to know.
"Child, let me tell you a story. It is real and happened when I was your age."
"When was that?"
"About 65 million years ago. At that time, the world was covered by forests, and man and beast lived in harmony. However, humans started to destroy the forests, and so to protect the remaining ones giant beasts appeared, all obeying to Aslan the lion. It was time of the gods and of the demons…"
"Oh boy, this will be a long story!" said the dog.
The demon
It was a sunny day on a tropical rainforest in Alaska, and a squirrel was eating a nut…until a bunch of tentacles smashed him to death. Meanwhile Scrat, a sabre-toothed squirrel cacthed the nut, but the demon noticed him, and chased the poor creature (destroying everything on his path, including Mary Poopins), until they reached Nome.
It is done for now, but wait until the next chapter. Meanwhile, leave your coments!