Chapter one of " Strong bad in super jail!"
Strong bad was checking e-mails as always, with his Compe Computer, when his whiny brother interrupted him.
" STRONG BAD!"
" SHUT UP FAT-CAKES! * Sighs* Now Andrew, the reason why your girlfriend hates you is because-"
" STRONG BAD!"
" SHUT IT, LORD OF FATNESS! * Coughs* the reason why is because, I'm awesomer then you. That means, you need to be like me. For example… I can somehow type with-"
" STRONG BAD! IT'S REALLY, REALLY IMPORANT!"
The masked man sighed with anger, and went to his brother. " If it's about one of your emo-bands breaking up again, I swear to god, I'll kick you in your balls you mother fu-"
He stopped as he was speaking, since he was scared. He saw a gaping huge hole, growing larger and larger each passing second. It was swallowing everything in his brother's room, not that he cared a bit but… It may get the cheat! Coach Z, he secretly liked the failing rapper freak, or even marzipan! He screamed, as the gigantic hole began to grow larger and larger. It started changing colors, and it made a weird " shhrrriiiiiiieeeeee" Noise that are so known today.
" HOW IN THE HELL, DID THIS HAPPEN?"
" Well… I was writing down my poetry-"
" That's not what we call it in this house, mister."
" * Sighs* My pointless emo crap, and then I saw that my flower pot was moving! I-I looked to the ground and I saw this!"
" Well, Fix it!"
" I. DON'T. KNOW. HOW. TO!"
They began to bicker and fight until strong bad began to move. He then faced his fear's, in that nightmare not to long ago. He was started to be pulled into the hole.
" ARRRUUUGGGGHHHHHH- HOLY CRAP! STRONG SAD! HELP! GET HELP!"
Strong sad screamed for strong mad. Strong mad gasped and he grabbed strong bads arm and tried to pull him. With the word quickly coming, that strong bad may be gone forever with this hole, everybody came to the house and tried to free strong bad from his fate. Coach Z was the first to grab onto strong bad arm and try to free him. Strong sad grabbed his hat and grabbed it as hard as he could. It went in this order: Marzipan, Homestar runner, the king of town, bubs, poopsmith, and finally strong mad. But it wasn't enough. Both strong bad and coach Z were suck into the hole.
" If they're going in there, I am too!" Yelled bubs, jumping into the hole just before it was closed completely.
" I can't believe my big brother is gone…"
" LITTLE BROTHER GONE FOREVER!"
" Wow. I wan't believe mywelf." Said home star runner.
" * close to crying* S-Strong's bad gone?" Said poor marzipan.
The king of town sadly left the room, and poopsmith cried one black tear and left with him.
END OF CHAPTER ONE…