Episode 1:
Director: Ok, Here we go!
Naruto: Alright! We're about to show you behind the scenes, real action that goes into making Naruto. I have to warn you though........ things aren't t exactly the same as they are on the show sometimes!
Producer: Naruto, Jim needs you on set!
Naruto: Ok! Wait.....First, Theme Music!
(Opening Song, Barnie Girl plays)
Naruto: WAIT, WTF!?! Who did that!!!!! UGH! AS IF I HAVE TO ASK!!
Ichigo: HA! TAKE THAT YOU BASTARD!!!! THAT'S FOR TRAPPING ME IN THAT REVOLVING DOOR WHEN I WAS THROWING UP!!!!!
Naruto: Grrr...
(Real Opening Song Plays: A Shorter Version of Season 8 theme song to Naruto)
Director: Ok, thats enough of that, Naruto. Now, you and the others get on set. And...........ACTION!
Kakashi: Naruto, throw a kunai 3 meters to your left!
Naruto: !!! Got it! *throws kunai*
Peter Griffin: Agh! What the hell man!!
Director: Dammit, CUT!!!
Sakura: Peter Griffin?! What the hell is he doing here?! He's not even in this show!
Peter: Well miss, While I do disagree with your statement, I'll defend to the death your right to say it.............. Sphincter!
Director: Ok, who invited Griffin?
All: *look at Kakashi angrily*
Kakashi: Well...I *Ahem*...uh heh heh! *walks off whistling*
Director: Dammit Kakashi! What did I say about invite last time! *scene cuts to flashback just like Family Guy*
Naruto: No, no, no, no, no,! *stops the scene* We're not doing a flashback! Not after what happened last time! *scene cuts to another flashback*
Naruto: *stops it again* HEY!! What did I just say! What am I, Hinata? Can you not here me? NO MORE FLASHBACKS!
Director: *sighs* I don't get paid enough for this!
Sakura: *walks by* What are you talking about? This is fictional, you don't even get paid!
Director: *looks angrily at Sakura* Nevermind! Yo, Bartleby!
Producer: Yes, sir?
Director: Get Lardo outta here!
Peter: Who are you calling uncle tom?!
All: *quiet*
Producer: Right away, sir! *escorts peter out*
Sakura: *looks at peter* What a f****ing retard!
Director: Alright, alright, let's pick up from before.........ACTION!!
Kakashi: Naruto, throw a kunai 3 meters to your left!
Naruto: !!! Got it! *throws kunai*
Orochimaru: Augh!
Naruto: oh C'mon!! You've gotta be kiddin' me! Where the hell did you come from?! *camera looks at Orochimaru*
Orochimaru: You B***ard!! Im not getting paid to be on screen this early in the series! Son-of-a-b****!
Director: CUT! *grunts* Orochimaru, what the hell are you doing here?!
Orochimaru: What the hell are you talking about?! I live here! That's why all my clothes and snakes are here! Well, actually these snakes were supposed to appear in that movie "Snakes on a plane," you know, so I could get rich off of the good reviews, but..... well, you know the rest, so here I am.....homeless.
Naruto: Gee, sucks to be you!
Director: *sighs* I had to pick Naruto.... I could've chosen Dragon Ball Z, hell, I would've settled for Avatar: The Last Airbender. *Me: Yes, in some ways, I do consider Avatar part-anime. Plus it kicks butt!*
Kakashi: Hey Sakura, I 've always wondered something...
Sakura: what?
Kakashi: How does Ino's father put up with her?
Sakura: That's one of the mysteries in this world.....
Inoichi: *appears out of nowhere* Booze helps...
Sakura and Kakashi: ???? *stares at Inoichi as he came out of nowhere*
End