Be Careful What You Read, Or You Might Get It

Behind the Scenes

OCSluvr: Sooo, I was chatting with Bee and she said, "You should have Gandalf watch Fairy Tail and try some of the attacks!" (And Bee, yes, I do remember you saying this to me sometime ago last year, I'm just lazy and you know it! XP) And I hadn't, and I am a lazy-bones and didn't wanna put it into the story (by then, it was chapter 5, I think), so we've got this! Yay!

This'll just be one shots for scenes that weren't described in the main story, which (for those who just stumbled upon this and have no idea what "main story" I'm talking about, is on my profile page and is called "Be Careful What You Read, Or You Might Get It." Yeah, I know, mouthful. But, that's that. Please, for those who haven't read that yet, please set aside some time to read that first before this; done reading? Enjoyed it? Ok!) can be about anything that I, Lauren, or Bee think of, or if anybody reviews with an idea, I'll try to make a one-shot of it (although, don't forget that they were only in this world for a week, so that limits it - but not too much! XP). Also, the one-shots will definitely vary in length, so don't be expecting long chapters each time, it all depends on the idea and how much I flesh it out. X3 Enjoy!

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Gandalf Tries Fictional Magic

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I reclined on the couch in our cramped study, sighing contentedly. Everyone else was in the kitchen having lunch. Only Gandalf was in the room with me.

Suddenly, he chuckled, as if he had had a ridiculous thought. I sat up and looked over, leaning on my right at him.

"What is it?" He shook his head.

"It is nothing, Lady Michelle." I rolled my eyes.

"For one thing, if it was nothing, it wouldn't exist, as that is what nothing is- er, isn't. And second, don't call me a lady or a miss. I am not a royal nor a widow." Gandalf chuckled again and nodded.

"I believe that makes some sense." I gasped and pointed dramatically at him with my right hand, my left hand over my heart, as if I were about to have a heart attack. He looked at me, confused.

"Do not mention that word!" I hissed in mock fear, lowering my arm and curling into a ball. Gandalf tilted his head in confusion at me, which was very odd on him, since he also wasn't wearing his hat - being indoors and all that courteous nonsense.

"What word?"

"The last word in your sentence earlier!" I hissed from my ball, and I tried to rock back and forth, as if I was trying to comfort myself.

"What, La- Mis- Michelle? 'Sense'?" I cred out softly and tightened my ball, shivering while still rocking slightly. The wizard tilted his head in confusion.

"That... word is my mortal enemy! As well as Bee's, Heavie's, and Yaya's enemy!" I widened my eyes and looked at him like he had just grown a second head. "You aren't suggesting you are a follower of the evil sense?" I stressed "sense" as, to Bee's, Aryana's, Heaven's and my weird lingo, a swear word. Gandalf chuckled and shook his head.

"I try not to, young one." I immediately straightened up, my bones slightly cracking as they suddenly shifted. I relaxed, if slightly, and grinned at Gandalf.

"Okay then! Now, what was it you were thinking of earlier that caused this conversation?" Gandalf smiled at my amazing use of words(to you uneducated children reading this, that was sarcasm).

"I was pondering on whether it was possible to use any of the spells in that wizard anime you showed us, Fairy Tail. However, I doubt it, as this world has no magic, only us nine from Middle Earth." I nodded slowly every other word.

"Yeah, I only heard 'it was possible to use spells from Fairy Tail, as this world has magic,'" I grinned evilly, causing Gandalf to shiver, a bridea ewing in the mepths of dy dind(ah, won't de lust jove stalking in toonerisms? I mean, talking in spoonerisms!... LOOK IT UP!). "Why don't you try something from the show, Mithrandir?" Gandalf tilted his head, thinking. After a moment, he looked at me and smiled.

"Well, I see why not." He set down his staff, as he never uses it for much magic before and the Fairy Tail wizards in the anime don't normally use staffs, depending on their magic.

Gandalf stood up, while I scooched back. He got into one of Natsu's stances, which looked a little odd for the Gray Wizard, especially since he's an older man doing a stance I'd only ever seen be used by young men and ladies.

"Wing Slash of the Grey Dragon!" Ooh, nice touch! What I could see, he had leaned forward, putting a foot backwards, like he was bowing, and swung his arms outwards. I could tell he enjoyed it. Before I say my compliment, I was suddenly hit by a great force, knocking me off the couch and into the doorway, knocking my head roughly on the tile flooring in front of the front door.

I sat up and propped myself up with my right arm, and rubbed my head with my left hand. However, after trying to take a few deep breaths, I realized my lungs seems to either be punctured or were constricting - which would eventually lead to them being punctured, anyway. 'Dang it,' I thought as Gandalf rushed over to me and placed his hands on my chest. I noticed that his long and unruly hair (despite his washing it in the shower - I hope - he refuses to brush it) was hanging in his face as he bent over me, and I was reminded of the movie, eliciting a small wince at the thought of where he came from. However, that was very short-lived as I was reminded of the situation at hand.

"Hin-der, enta! Anor valthen, togo laugas lín nestad enin gur hen." By the time Gandalf had finished muttering in Sindarin, I felt my lungs loosen and I took in a deep breath, grinning at the ease. I looked up at Gandalf, my eyes wide with confusion. He shook his head and sighed, standing up.

"I did not mean to harm you, my child. Please forgive me." He bowed his head down and, being me, I laughed. That was the only thing my brain could think of. How funny this situation was.

I leaned back, laughing too hard, and crossed my legs criss-cross-applesauce. Gandalf looked up (or down) at me in confusion and I waved my hand in dismissal. He tilted his head in confusion, but nonetheless leaned over and held out a hand, which I gratefully took and it helped me up.

We walked into the study again, my laughter calming down. We looked up as the Fellowship, all the girls, and my parents were(somehow) standing in the doorway, the girls holding different kinds of food items, and my parents were rushing to see if I was alright. I nodded, repeatedly telling mum and dad I was fine. They backed away and went back to whatever it was they were doing - probably some of their work on their computers, but not before mum hugged and gave me a light kiss on the head, making me blush of embarrassment. She reminded me to be careful, and left with dad, trying to politely push through the crowd that had gathered around the door to the study.

Bee blinked at us, being in the most-front, and said, confusion evident in her voice, "Um, what happened?" Gandalf and I looked at each other and just leaned back, laughing our heads off again, while the poor Fellowship and my friends were standing there, so confused and oblivious.

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Sindarin translations:

Child-soul, you hear me! Golden sun, may your warmth bring healing to this heart!

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OCSluvr: So, that's it! Hope you like! X3 As I said a bit earlier, until next time, everyone! Please review! X3 Have a great day/night, my readers!