Hello, I am back after so long! I've never wrote stories for Ed Edd n Eddy, but I loved this show. Why did it have to end? It was such a classic.

Anyways, this is the 'What If' Version of Ed Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show. I guess you can consider it my version, but they still adventure along some of the same lines.

It is called the 'What If' Version because there we're some things mentioned by the Eds or seen in the movie that might've been able to do. I'll give some examples.

What if the Eds did go to join the circus like Ed mentioned?

What if they found the treasure of gold in the waterfall?

What if they did stay at that motel Eddy mentioned?

I might even throw in some other stuff I saw or I might just put in my own stuff to really make it my version. Some stuff I might take out such as the gag factory and the sunflower field. Possibly the swamp but maybe I'll keep that.

A few lines might be said that we're said in the movie, but then I'll add my own lines.

Anyways, I hope you enjoy. This chapter starts at the part where Ed crashes the car into the rock because the rest of the beginning was good enough and has no need for any 'What if' changes.

Disclaimer: I do not own Ed Edd n Eddy.

Eds POV

Well, I did some so cool. I crashed the wheely thingy into the gigantic alien built rock. I saw Eddy jammed inside the window thingy of the wheely thingy.

What was he doing in there?

Did the aliens from outer space do it?

I panicked and ran over to free my best friend. He broke into many pieces but came back up back in shape. I am such a good friend.

"WAY TO GO, LUMIX! The only rock for miles, and YOU had to hit it!" Eddy shouted at me. I think he said that. I was too busy thinking where Double D was. I saw him hanging from his belty thingy. What is with all these thingys these days? I'm even in a tubey thingy.

"Seatbelts truly are a trusted friend." He said, suddenly falling down, screaming. Eddy and I looked at him on the ground in awe. He burst up a started screaming again. "BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLUBBY BA BLAH BLAH!" He said. I got scared and burst out of the tubey thingy and hid behind Eddy.

"Double D's dark side makes my armpits sweat, Eddy." I told him.

"What doesn't?" He said shoving his hand in my face.

Double D began blabbering again and I got lost. All I know is that my armpits have never been so sweaty. And for some reason, I'm thinking about ducks. Why not aliens? Or chickens? I love chickens so much.

Double D, still blabbering, (I think) suddenly started making no sense at all. My mind was thinking about that new movie Fish Forever 14. I hope we can go home soon so I can watch TV.

"Lighten up Sock Ed. Hasn't Eddy always cheered you right? Don't answer that." He said. DOING! I wish I had a piece of dirt above my right now.

"Oh, oh! If I might partake in this chant, could we not join at the circus?" I grabbed Eddy. "Eddy could be the World's Circus Elephant!" I transformed Eddy into an elephant. "And you Double D can be the clown."

Double D looked at me and said, "I suppose one person could get used to the lining nature of tights." He said.

"Talk about stupid." Eddy said. I think he was talking about Double D.

"Well Eddy, this isn't a bad idea. As you can see, being part of the circus could be a rewarding experience. If we can join the circus, we can try to perform a great act leading to world tour, fame and very great dominating treasures." Double D said. Eddy and I just stood there staring at him. Double D frowned. "And even wealth."

Eddy smiled big. "Wow lumpy, for the first time ever, you might actually be on to something."

"Oh, but I do see one slight misjudgment on our attempting journey. Where on earth are we going to find a circus in the area we are in now?" Double D said.

I thought and remembered something. I pulled out my alien invaders comic number 279 and turned to a page. "I know! It says here in my comic book. Visit circus on Lemon Brook Highway Root 17."

"Ed, that says route, not root." Double D said. I have no idea what a route was and I had no idea what a root was. Double D was probably talking about something dumb. Eddy was right. Talk about stupid.

"Lemon Brook highway? You've got to be kidding me. Lemon Brook has too much stuff. It should be Peach Creek Highway." Eddy said. I can still remember the time they jammed his mouth with lemons and took him to be a mascot. Eddy must've been so happy.

"Well, I guess we could head over there, but highways lead to different cities and we three are now lonely pedestrians walking down the sidewalk to a circus. Oh my, I guess I'm not going to be in a good college in my future."

"Forget college, forget school, forget peach creek, and forget the cul-de-sac! If we even think about going back to those losers, then we're sure to be beat up so hard, we'll probably be in the sky by the time their done." Eddy said, pointing done.

"We're going to join the aliens?" I asked Eddy. He slapped his face.

"Oh no, Ed. We're going to join Santa Claus." Eddy said in a weird voice. I didn't care. Now I wanted to get beaten up. I want to help Santa.

"Eddy, sarcasm is not a nice thing to do, especially to Ed." My smile faded.

"No Santa?" I said with tears in my eyes.

"Look, we're wasting time. I know where Lemon Brook highway is. If we don't go now, we'll be hunted down by those losers from the cul-de-sac. Come on, let's go!" Eddy said running away. I started running along with him. Double D was still back there not running with us. He was doing something and then started running with us.

"Wait for me fellows!" He called out.

I still hope we make it so I can watch TV tonight.

End of Chapter

So the Eds are going to join the circus. I really want to try to focus on the Eds' plot, but I'll still write about the other kids.

So I know this is supposed to be my version of Big Picture Show, but I want to hear your 'What If' ideas. Maybe I'll add one. But if I like one of your ideas, I'll have to message you for the full plot of your idea.

Just type a small 1-2 sentence plot of your 'What If' idea, if I like it, I'll message you, then tell me how you want it to happen.

I'll try to update as quick as possible because I'm not the best updater. But I feel confident about this one, which I will finish.

Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this chapter, feel free to review, but no flames. Thanks and review.