Why the heck do we eat food?

Why don't we eat ROCKS?

I'M SERIOUS! SNAILS ARE FUN TO SQUASH! JUST WATCH THEIR GUTS GO

OUT OF THERE BODIES!

Life is an Ostrich.

Well, did you ever think about MAYONNAISE? REALLY! Why do people hate

mayonnaise! Mayonnaise is such a cool word! Just think about it!

WAFFLES! JUST THINK ABOUT IT! BUTTERMILK IS BEAST! :D :D :D

OK, enough said. Toontown is like an Ostrich tied to a Buttermilk Waffle

with snail guts, mayonnaise and rocks on the side! :D

That is why, the World is flat.