thinking
talking
Sia: Good morning Dickless
Naruto: Damn it Sia stop callin me that!
Sia: Call 'em as I see 'em
Naruto: I am not dickless! Hmpf!
Hinata walks up
Hinata: G-good m-morning N-naruto kun! What a-are you t-two doing?
Sia: Dickless and I are waiting on the rest of our team so we can train.
Hinata: O-oh..w-well I'm sure t-they'll be here soon...u-um..N-naruto-kun why a-are you g-growling l-like that?
Naruto: I AM NOT DICKLESS! Tell him Hinata-chan!
Hinata: Just faint. Can't answer if I'm passed out...
Naruto: Hinata-chan! Hey Hinata-chan you ok!?
Sakura walks up
Sakura: Did she faint again?
Naruto: Yeah...
Sakura: Why this time?
Sia: Dickless wanted her to confirm the sighting of his nonexistent dick...
Sakura: Fainting to avoid killing your boyfriends ego...smart move Hinata...Smart move...
Naruto: I am not dickless look!
Sakura: You dumbass pull your pants up!
Naruto: Look at it! See its there!
POOF!
Kakashi: Yo! ...not gonna ask.. sigh. put it away Naruto...
Naruto: What are you jealous?? I mean at your age yours is probably all shrivled up by now!
Sakura: Oh how wrong you are...how very very wrong...
Kakashi: this has gone too far! You'll pay for that comment little man!! Oh yes Naruto I am so very jealous I mean look at the size of that thing!
Naruto grins like a freaking idiot
Kakashi: I mean its so small you probably dont even realize its there! I mean what a releif you must feel knowing you dont have that extra weight to pack around! Honestly its so small you would have to have the Byakugan to even see it! oh wait...is that why your dating Hinata??
Naruto isnt grinning anymore...
Hinata woke up but passed out again without anyone noticing when she heard her name
?: Tinkie Winkie!!
Naruto: What was that Sia!?
Sia: Wasn't me
?: LaLa!!
?: Po!!
Enter teletubbies
Tinkie Winkie: Tinkie Winkie!!
Points to Naruto's "Tinkie Winkie"
Tinkie Winkie: Tinkie Winkie!! Tinkie Winkie!!
Naruto: Creepy little bastards!
Naruto kills teletubbies with Rasengan
Lee: Po Nooooooooooo!!
Lee runs to Po and cries for his lost lover...
Gai: Lee!
Lee: Gai sensei!
Gai: Lee!
Lee: Gai sensei!
Lee and Gai embrace and cry on each others shoulders
Kakashi: That was dusturbing...
Sakura: Yes...yes it was...but I think we can all learn something from this. I think more people should have relationships as close as Lee and Gai's. I think student and teacher should spend more time together...dont you agree Kakashi sensei?
Kakashi: Why yes I do Sakura chan...as a matter of fact I have some frusteration I would like to releive myself of. Would you mind coming to my place to help me with that Sakura chan?
Sakura: HELL YES!
Sakura and Kakashi sped off to his apartment
Jeff Corwin: Yes! Look here! This is the little beauty we've been searchin for! Look at this little one eyed wonder. Now there are just as many of these little beauties as there are men in the world but it is rare to see one out in the open like this, expecially when there are so many people around. These are usually seen in public only on certain beaches in foreign countries.
Tsunade walks up
Tsunade: Just like Jiriah..sigh
Jeff Corwin: This is by far the tiniest on I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot! Come on lets get a closer look! Now if we stroke it maybe we can get it to poke its head out...
Tsunade: WHAT!?
Tsunade kills Jeff Corwin then stalks off in search of sake
Naruto finally pulls up his pants...
Sia: Hey Dickless I made you a picture...
Hands picture to Naruto and walks off
Naruto: Male enhansement ...Bastard...
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