Totally Extreme

Authors moment: Well, I have had this idea on my brain for quite a while. This is a crossover between Totally Spies: Undercover and original characters owned by me and SP Action Extreme 2 Noid. I hope you will find this acceptable. Anyway, on with the story.

And Ed (SP) if you are reading this, it takes place before Battle Beyond becomes good guys.

Chapter 1

Top Secret Military Base- 10:25 P.M.

In a deep military operations, so top secret, even I can't say where it is, in one of it's labs, a scientist finished putting the finishing touches on his latest invention. A laser capable of emitting intense light that it can diffuse dimensions. He just finished it when he heard a noise.

"Who's there", he asked. He saw nothing. Then he heard a low chattering noise. He looked and he saw a monkey. "Hey, what are you doing here. Got out of your cage again?" Suddenly he noticed the monkey's face had a scare and looked really creepy. "What the heck happened. . ." He barley had time to speak for the monkey transformed and became human sized. "Screeching Pain Wave", it said and it emmited a huge sonic blast from it's mouth that caused the scientist to be knocked out.

Soon a drilling noise was heard and a blue drilling machine with pink areas appeared. Behind it was a demon with a face so terrifying it could only be described as, a Face of Pure Evil. "Good work Creepy", said the Face guy. Creepy turned to the Face person and said, "It was nothing." The drill shaped shifted into a robot. "Is this the device the masters want", said the robot. "It sure is", said the monkey. "Enough talk, let's get this out of here before the gaurds come", said the Face guy.

Episode Title: Totally Extreme

Beverly Hills (Spies house)- 10:04 A.M.

Sam was busying herself in the kitchen. She knew her roomies, Clover and Alex would be awakening soon and they would be needing nourishment. "They should be waking up in five. . .four. . .three. . . two. . ." SLAM. As if on cue, down the stairs from her room was a tired and messy looking, Alex. "Morning, Sam", she said, groggily. "Morning, Alex", responded Sam. Then a second later, down came a peppy looking Clover. "Morning girlfriends." "Morning Clover", said Sam and Alex, unisly.

"So, Sam", said Clover, "When's breakfast, for I am totally starving." "It's coming", said Sam. As she turned back to the stove she then shrieked and ran backwards into the wall. "What is it Sammie", asked Alex. "A b. .b. .b. .bug", said Sam. "Is it a spider", asked Clover. "Is it a fly", asked Alex. "Much worse", said Sam and pointing to the counter she stuttered, "it. .it. . it's a COCKROACH!!!" "AAAAAAH", screamed the spies. Clover grabbed a sprayer out of nowhere and said, "It's mine!" With that a huge chase begun with Clover and that cockroach. Eventually the cockroach made a clean getaway from Clover, by rushing into a crack in the wall. "It will live for know, but I will get my hands on that disgusting bug." "Why do those things exist anyway", asked Alex. "Well, let's just enjoy breakfast okay", said Sam, "and worry about the cockroach later." "Deal", said Clover and Alex.

Their breakfast, however, was interrupted because in a split second a trap door opened up and they fell down it. Yes, they where WOOHPed.

The spies fell down a long tunnel and landed with a thud on a red couch in front of Jerry's desk. The chair behind the desk turned and there was Jerry himself. "Good morning lady's. Sorry to bug you." "Jerry do not mention bugs, we just encountered one", said Sam. "Besides we were about to eat", said Clover. "Sorry girls, but I really need you on this job", said Jerry. With that, his robot assistant, G.L.A.D.I.S. projected an image before them. "Last night, three unknown 'creatures' broke in and stole a valuable laser." They watched the image which showed the strange monkey, the demon and the robot. "Ewww. Okay, that monkey, like, seriously needs to be put to sleep", said Clover with a disgusted face. "That guy needs a serious facial, his face looks like it came from the netherworld", said Sam. "And that robot is not so cool. I mean, hello, transforming robots were so 90's." (AN: Ed. I didn't mean that. I just needed a way for one of the spys to insult that character). The scene faded and Jerry said, "It's your mission girls, to find out who these three work for and stop them."

"Okay", said Alex, "Let's get these, whatists, and put a stop to them." With that the girls stood and a treadmill moved them forward towards a hallway, and their spy suits 'transported' onto their bodies, replacing their clothes. Jerry followed behind them and G.L.A.D.I.S. was using a track from the treadmill to keep ahead of them, and distributed their gadgets as Jerry pointed them out. "For your gadgets on this mission, you shall have your Head-For-Cover Hoverboards, Ice Queen Perfume Spray, The Tornado 9000 hairdryer, stun tan lotion, m-ray contact lenses, laser lipsticks, suction-cupped bottom go-go boots, and finally, the Spit-ball tracking device." The treadmill ended in a large hanger and the spies ignited their jet packs. "Good luck spies." The spies flew toward the ceiling and it opened to let them out. In an instant they zoomed away from W.O.O.H.P HQ.

A.N: Okay, I will stop here for now. I might not put up the next chapter in a bit, since I am just starting my new semester in college. Speaking of which, my favorite of the three is Sam. Personally, I like her because she has smarts, and yet, she balances it out with fun. Plus she is the more mature of the three. Not that I am saying there is anything wrong with Clover or Alex. Be gentle with me, it's my first TS fanfic. Oh, and by the way, I used that cockroach scene for a reason. You will learn why later on.