Mysterion: The Animated Series
Chapter One: World's Finest, Part 1.
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A/N: This fanfiction is a spin-off to "Mysterion Begins". It will be quite different from "Mysterion Begins". It will almost have a new villain and a new story in every single chapter. These first chapters will work, as a "pilot" both to this fanfiction, but also to a "Coon & Friends" fanfiction, that will be written, as a collabroation, by me and "SouthParkWritter197". Stay Tuned!
In a distant galaxy far, far away, a big war was fought and a dark base was exploding and falling apart. A single ship was escaping away from the whole destruction. A short and bald man escaped in the ship.
"Blast that Mint-Berry-Crunch! He have ruined everything! My base! My plans! Everything! He will pay deeply for this!" The bald man yelled.
The bald man hit his head on the controlboard.
"But, how? How will I get my revange on that punk?" The bald man mumbled.
The bald man started to think.
"I got to strike where it will hurt him the most! His home planet! Earth!" The bald man said.
The bald man set the coordinates for earth.
"Prepare for my revange Mint-Berry-Crunch! After all, revange is a dish best served ice cold! Muhahahaha!" The bald man laughed.
Meanwhile Mint-Berry-Crunch was called to the high council.
"Mint-Berry-Crunch! We want to thank you for destroying Dr. Bald's base." One of the elders said.
"Well guys, I just did my job." Minty said.
"There is still an idsue tho." A second elder said.
"What is the matter?" Minty asked.
"You successfully destroyed Dr. Bald's base and killed all of his minions, but Dr. Bald himself managed to escape." The first elder said.
"What? Then where is he now?" Minty asked.
"We have some sources that saw him escaping in a space ship and heading to the Milkyway." The second elder said.
"Milkyway! Wait, that means he is trying to reach...Earth!" Minty said.
"That is correct." The first elder said.
"He will be trying to get his revange, by attacking your own home planet." The second elder said.
"What am I going to do?" Minty asked.
"Go back to earth and track him down." The first elder said.
"Save your own home planet and then bring Dr. Bald back to justice at the same time." The second elder said.
"I will and I won't disappoint you. Neither the council or my home planet." Minty said.
Minty left the high council and prepared himself to return back to earth once again.
The bald man reached earth and crash landed outside a town. He saw a sign with the text: "South Park".
"I did not just reach Mint-Berry-Crunch's home planet and home nation. I even reached his home-town. Now nothing can stop my ultimate revange. Muhahahaha!" Dr. Bald laughed.
Then a red lamp was blinking on his controlboard.
"That is impossible! Mint-Berry-Crunch! He have followed me here! But, that doesn't matter. I will stealth my ship and then go under the ground till my revange is finally ready." Dr. Bald said and stealthed his ship and then went hiding.
Minty was flying over the atmosphere.
"I know that you are hiding here somewhere Dr. Bald and you cannot escape the sweet taste of berry and crunch." Minty mumbled to himself, as he kept on looking.
The night came and Dr. Bald entered a bar where alot of thugs were hanging around.
"Even if I hate to admit it, I will need some new partners to bring down that foolish superhero and also, to completing my ultimate revange." Dr. Bald mumbled for himself, before he entered the bar. But, when he entered the bar, two thugs blocked his way.
"Look at the little bald man, let us use his head as a drum." One of the thugs said.
"Or we just stab him and rob him." The other thug said.
"I would not do that, if I were you." Dr. Bald said with a silent voice.
Both the thugs was about to attack Dr. Bald, but he brought out some kind of odd weapons. He aimed his weapons against the both thugs and fired. Both the thugs screamed in pain, as one if them melted, while the head exploded on the second one.
"Pity, they could have died so much more painfully." Dr. Bald said.
All the thugs looked at him in fear.
"Attention! I want some partners here to help me to do the most destructive plan, this planet have ever faced!" Dr. Bald said.
The thugs did not answer him.
"Well? Are you guys too scared?" Dr. Bald yelled.
Then one the thugs responded.
"Not just too scared, neither of them qualify, the only one here who would qualify for such a task here, IS ME" That one thug in the crowd said.
"Who said that? Show yourself!" Dr. Bald yelled.
Out of the crowd of thugs, a boy with a purple outfit and a white face entered.
"Who the fuck are you?" Dr. Bald asked.
"I go by many names, but please, call me The Joker!" MUHAHAHAHA!" The Joker laughed.
Minty was looking all over the town, but it was too dark outside and he knew, that it could be tough to find Dr. Bald right now.
"I got to go and sleep somewhere. I hope that my parents haven't given away my room to my fat sister." Minty said to himself.
Meanwhile The Joker led Dr. Bald to his secret hangout. The Joker showed Dr. Bald a chair and they both sat down.
"My home, is your home! HARLEY! We got company!" The Joker yelled.
"Company? Hi, my name is Harley Quinn! What is your name?" Harley asked.
"Dr. Bald." Dr. Bald mumbled.
"Dr. Bald?" Harley asked.
"Yes." Dr. Bald mumbled.
Both The Joker and Harley Quinn started to laugh and Dr. Bald started to look mad.
"Harley, fix me and the bald doctor some refreshments, we have some quite important stuff to discuss about." The Joker said.
"Alright Mr. J!" Harley said and left the room.
The Joker turned back to Dr. Bald again.
"So, tell me! What is this task all about and why should I help you?" The Joker asked.
"I am from a distant galaxy and I am seeking revange on a superhero that is namned Mint-Berry-Crunch and I have come here to destroy everybody and everything that he loves. This town will BURN to the ground!" Dr. Bald yelled.
"That sounds like fun! But, tell me again, why I should help you?" The Joker asked.
"I am a pretty rich man and I brought all my space money before I escaped." Dr. Bald said.
"But, why would I want space money? It's not like it's worth anything here." The Joker asked.
"Wrong, the space money look identical to your US Dollar." Dr. Bald said.
"Oh, goodie!" The Joker said.
"But, we got a problem!" Dr. Bald said.
"What?" The Joker asked.
"Mint-Berry-Crunch! He followed me here and he is looking for me!" Dr. Bald said.
"I know that feeling. I have my own superhero, that always looking for me." The Joker said.
"Who?" Dr. Bald asked.
The Joker became silent and looked around. He came closer to Dr. Bald.
"Mysterion..." The Joker mumbled.
"Mysterion? What kind of superpower does he have then?" Dr. Bald asked.
"He doesn't really have any superpowers." The Joker responded.
"HA! Then he is not a real superhero and not even a threat!" Dr. Bald laughed.
Then The Joker came even closer to Dr. Bald.
"DONT YOU EVER UNDERESTIMATE MYSTERION! EVER!" The Joker yelled in Dr. Bald's face.
"Alright, alright! But, do we need to worry about him then?" Dr. Bald asked.
"I would bet on it. But, just leave Mysterion to me." The Joker said and then started to look around again.
"What ever you say, clown!" Dr. Bald mumbled.
"But, about Mint-Berry-Crunch. Does he have any weaknesses?" The Joker asked.
"He have one. In our universe we call it "Kryptoli", but this can also be found on your planet too. But, with another name." Dr. Bald said.
"What?" The Joker asked.
"Broccoli." Dr. Bald responded.
"Broccoli? HA! I can order all of my thugs to ship over tons of Broccoli to South Park." The Joker said.
"Excellent." Dr. Bald said.
"I accually have a final deal for you." The Joker said.
"What?" Dr. Bald asked.
"Give me one billion dollars, or space money and I will kill: Mint-Berry-Crunch! Deal?" The Joker asked and reached out his hand to Dr. Bald.
Dr. Bald just looked confused at The Joker's hand and deal, before reaching out his own hand too.
"Deal!" Dr. Bald said and shaked The Joker's hand.
Then Harley Quinn entered the room again, with their refreshments.
"Ah, the refreshments!" The Joker said.
"So, what have you guys discussed?" Harley Quinn asked, as she gave both The Joker and Dr. Bald their refreshments.
"Big plans!" Dr. Bald responded.
"We gonna kill us a superhero!" The Joker laughed.
"YEY!" Harley Quinn yelled.
The three villains started to laugh.
Meanwhile big ships entered South Park. Ships with broccoli and somebody spied on all the ships from the distant. That somebody was nobody else, than Mysterion.
"What are all those ships doing here in South Park?" Mysterion asked himself.
He went closer and took a closer look. He saw that the thugs that unloaded the ships weared both clown masks and clown make-up.
"I should have known...The Joker!" Mysterion mumbled and clenched his fist.
A/N: What are The Joker and Dr. Bald up to and will Mysterion and Mint-Berry-Crunch team up to stop them or maybe fight eachother? Find out in the second chapter!
To Be Continued...