Characters::
HP::
Harry Potter
Ron Weasley
Hermione Granger
Ginny Weasley
Fred Weasley
George Weasley
!!Sirius Black!!
Tonks
Draco Malfoy
Luna Lovegood
Neville Longbottom
Animorphs::
Rachel
Tobias
Jake~
Cassie~
David
Marco
Ax
Elfangor
Others::
Talia
James
Empowerment Wicca Guards
JK Rowling*~
Laura*~
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Narrator:: Hello!
Everyone:: *BLINK*
James:: Hey! I have a cool name!!!!
Narrator:: Yes, you do.
Rachel:: Awww, man! What am I doing back here????
Tobias:: {Yeah, seriously! I hate this Gwen-}
Narrator:: I have a different name now..
Tobias:: {So? I still hate you.}
Marco:: {Me too!}
Talia:: I'm Talia- wait. Why are your quotes in '{}'s when you're human??
Marco:: {Uhhhh.} I mean..UHHHHHHHHH?
Talia:: INTRUDER!!!!!!
Empowerment Wicca Guards:: AH HA! This is Visser Three/One!!!! DIE!!!
Marco/Visser Three/Visser One:: AHHHHHH! I'm melting, melting!!!
Empowerment Wicca Guards:: MAHA!!!!
Harry Pothead:: Hi, I'm- hey you spelled my soddin' name wrong! I am friggin FAMOUS you know!!!!!!!!
Talia:: Yeah..I know, I know..But you're in my world now. And I call you Harry Pothead. So boo hoo for you! Hey that rhymes!
Ronald Weasle:: Well- HEY! I'm not famous, but I think my name-
Talia:: NO.
Ron:: Okay.
Hermione Granger::Well-Hey, why not insult me?
Talia:: Because my friend's last name is Granger. Plus Hermione is a strange and mysterious name! So it's too cool to insult.
Hermione:: HAHA!!!!!!!!!
Sirius Black:: Aren't I dead?
Talia:: NOOOOO!!!! You are the best in the entire world so you are not dead so hahahahahahhah! LIVE ON!!!! FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry:: Why isn't my dad here?? He's dead too!
Talia:: 'Cos your dad is a pothead hash smoker who didn't smoke pot or hash but sucked because he was mean to Severus Snape who isn't very nice anyway, but still. And I know Sirius did too, but Sirius is too cool!!!
Harry: *BLINK BLINK*
Luna Lovegood:: Hey!
Talia:: Oh my gosh! You are my second favorite character in HP! You are the coolest!!!
Harry:: I think I'm wrong but might as well try...Am I your 1st favorite?
Talia:: EWWWWWW! No way! You called her Loony. You. Are. An. Ass. So hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahaha! She's too cool for you. And PS...Cho is gay. So you two deserve each other.
POOF!
JK Rowling:: ARG! I am here to battle you, Talia!
Talia:: HEY! HOW DID YOU GET HERE?! EWG!!!
EWG:: We're stuck!!!!
JK Rowling:: I am an author too, Talia! I have my own mysterious powers! *shows portable phone*
Talia:: Your PHONE is your power source?!
JK Rowling:: Well, yeah. But my phone cost ten million dollars! Plus tax!!
Talia:: Oh. Uh, whoa?
JK Rowling:: Anyway. I am here for one reason, and one reason only.
Harry: To save us, right?
Rowling:: No way! I am here to tell Talia to tell her friend to take away all her charges. She is suing me for breaking her broom.
Everyone:: *GASP*
Rowling:: $ 300 for a broom?!?!?! No WAY!!!!
Talia:: Well, people, in case you are interested in visiting this site of wonder [it has to be a wonder because Rowling gets insulted-]
Rowling:: HEY!!!!!! The girl LIKES HP!!!!
Talia:: No, she likes Fluffy. Anyway, its:
Rowling:: Hey! Let's battle!!!!
POOF!
Laura:: Hey. What's new. Hi Rowling. Where's my 300?
Rowling:: I'm not going to pay you!!!
Laura:: Talia will unlease her author-like powers on you!
Talia:: ME?! You have author powers too!!!
Laura:: So?
Talia:: So?! Protect YOURSELF!!!
Laura:: Nah. I'm your mother.
Talia:: Grrrr.
Rowling:: Well, COME ON!!! Let's begin!
Talia:: FINE!! You want to fight?!?!?!? *unleases powerful Jon Bon Jovi Stick power*
Rowling:: OW! OW!
Harry:: Should we help her?
Ron, Hermione, Sirius, Luna:: Nah.
POOF!
POOF!
POOF!
POOF!
POOF!
Poof?
NO! *HISS!*
SORRY! POOF!
THANKYOU!
SORRY!
Ron:: Ginny!
Hermione:: Fred! George!
Sirius:: Tonks!
Harry:: Hissssss!!! DRACO!
Luna:: Hi, Neville.
Neville:: Hi Luna.
Luna:: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH?
Neville:: YAY! Another speaker of the blablhablahablh language! BLAHNESS BLAH BLAHHALB!
Luna:: BLAHITY BLAH!!!!!
Neville:: BLAH BLAHYA!!!
Harry:: What are you guys saying?
Neville:: Planing your murder-I mean, talking about the weather.
Harry:: Oh okay. Because if you were planning on killing me you would tell me, right?
Luna: RIGHT!
Harry: YAY!
Ron:: Harry, how am I friends with you?!
Harry:: Huh?
Ron:: You are really un-cool. Ewwww.bye.
Draco:: Come on, Ron! Let's go kill some donkeys!
Talia:: *slomo* N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!-!-!-!-!!!!!!!
Draco:: Sorry. Come on, Ron! Let's go kill some rocks!
Talia:: Okay, good. Don't go too far!
Ron and Draco:: We won't! *skip away*
Harry:: Am I dead, or did Ron just ditch me for DRACO?!
Fred and George:: Yo!!!! Ron, Draco! WAIT FOR US!!! *run after*
Harry:: Jesus fuck.... I'm now legally scared.
Talia:: Good. It's about to get worse.
Harry:: Great.
Rachel:: How come the HP people are taking over this story? I deserve a line too!
Tobias:: {YEAH!}
Jake:: Hey guys. I am totally sane now. I'm taking my meds and everthing. At first I thought it was a government conspiracy, but now I have seen the error in my ways.
POOF!
Giant Man-Eating Turtle:: ROAR! *run towards Jake*
Jake:: See? I now know that that Giant Man-Eating Turtle is just a figament of my imagination!
GMET:: *gobble*
Jake:: Or not.
Cassie:: How come Jake and I always get ourselves get rid of? Do you not like us?
Talia:: Yeah, that's about it. And plus you're fun to make fun of.
Cassie:: Can I just retreat peacefully?
Talia:: Fine..but you have to do the Macarena..
Cassie:: WHAT?!
Talia:: You heard me.
Cassie: FINE! *does Macarena*
Talia:: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Okay, thanks.
POOF!
David:: Hi Ax.
Ax:: {H-}
POOF!
Elfangor:: ..so then I tell the stupid little kids that they can save their planet and they little shits b- HEY! Where am I?!
Rachel:: We are SO not little shits!
Tobias:: {That's for the self esteem raiser upper, Dad.}
Ax:: {Yeah, I know. Seriously. You have always been a dope, Fang.}
Elfangor:: {Dude! You weren't supposed to ever call me that in public!!!!!}
Talia:: FANG?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA!
James:: I can fllllly!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *jumps off Grand Canyon*
Marco:: *looks down* Dude. That wasn't smart.
Talia:: Yeah. Quite right.
Laura:: JK is still on the floor. Can I pOOF her away?
Talia:: Yeah, thanks mom!
POOF!
Laura:: I've got to go organize my boyfriends and husbands! See ya!!!
POOF!
Talia:: Well AHHHHHHH!!!!
POOF!
POOF!
Talia: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
HP::
Harry Potter
Ron Weasley
Hermione Granger
Ginny Weasley
Fred Weasley
George Weasley
!!Sirius Black!!
Tonks
Draco Malfoy
Luna Lovegood
Neville Longbottom
Animorphs::
Rachel
Tobias
Jake~
Cassie~
David
Marco
Ax
Elfangor
Others::
Talia
James
Empowerment Wicca Guards
JK Rowling*~
Laura*~
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Narrator:: Hello!
Everyone:: *BLINK*
James:: Hey! I have a cool name!!!!
Narrator:: Yes, you do.
Rachel:: Awww, man! What am I doing back here????
Tobias:: {Yeah, seriously! I hate this Gwen-}
Narrator:: I have a different name now..
Tobias:: {So? I still hate you.}
Marco:: {Me too!}
Talia:: I'm Talia- wait. Why are your quotes in '{}'s when you're human??
Marco:: {Uhhhh.} I mean..UHHHHHHHHH?
Talia:: INTRUDER!!!!!!
Empowerment Wicca Guards:: AH HA! This is Visser Three/One!!!! DIE!!!
Marco/Visser Three/Visser One:: AHHHHHH! I'm melting, melting!!!
Empowerment Wicca Guards:: MAHA!!!!
Harry Pothead:: Hi, I'm- hey you spelled my soddin' name wrong! I am friggin FAMOUS you know!!!!!!!!
Talia:: Yeah..I know, I know..But you're in my world now. And I call you Harry Pothead. So boo hoo for you! Hey that rhymes!
Ronald Weasle:: Well- HEY! I'm not famous, but I think my name-
Talia:: NO.
Ron:: Okay.
Hermione Granger::Well-Hey, why not insult me?
Talia:: Because my friend's last name is Granger. Plus Hermione is a strange and mysterious name! So it's too cool to insult.
Hermione:: HAHA!!!!!!!!!
Sirius Black:: Aren't I dead?
Talia:: NOOOOO!!!! You are the best in the entire world so you are not dead so hahahahahahhah! LIVE ON!!!! FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry:: Why isn't my dad here?? He's dead too!
Talia:: 'Cos your dad is a pothead hash smoker who didn't smoke pot or hash but sucked because he was mean to Severus Snape who isn't very nice anyway, but still. And I know Sirius did too, but Sirius is too cool!!!
Harry: *BLINK BLINK*
Luna Lovegood:: Hey!
Talia:: Oh my gosh! You are my second favorite character in HP! You are the coolest!!!
Harry:: I think I'm wrong but might as well try...Am I your 1st favorite?
Talia:: EWWWWWW! No way! You called her Loony. You. Are. An. Ass. So hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahaha! She's too cool for you. And PS...Cho is gay. So you two deserve each other.
POOF!
JK Rowling:: ARG! I am here to battle you, Talia!
Talia:: HEY! HOW DID YOU GET HERE?! EWG!!!
EWG:: We're stuck!!!!
JK Rowling:: I am an author too, Talia! I have my own mysterious powers! *shows portable phone*
Talia:: Your PHONE is your power source?!
JK Rowling:: Well, yeah. But my phone cost ten million dollars! Plus tax!!
Talia:: Oh. Uh, whoa?
JK Rowling:: Anyway. I am here for one reason, and one reason only.
Harry: To save us, right?
Rowling:: No way! I am here to tell Talia to tell her friend to take away all her charges. She is suing me for breaking her broom.
Everyone:: *GASP*
Rowling:: $ 300 for a broom?!?!?! No WAY!!!!
Talia:: Well, people, in case you are interested in visiting this site of wonder [it has to be a wonder because Rowling gets insulted-]
Rowling:: HEY!!!!!! The girl LIKES HP!!!!
Talia:: No, she likes Fluffy. Anyway, its:
Rowling:: Hey! Let's battle!!!!
POOF!
Laura:: Hey. What's new. Hi Rowling. Where's my 300?
Rowling:: I'm not going to pay you!!!
Laura:: Talia will unlease her author-like powers on you!
Talia:: ME?! You have author powers too!!!
Laura:: So?
Talia:: So?! Protect YOURSELF!!!
Laura:: Nah. I'm your mother.
Talia:: Grrrr.
Rowling:: Well, COME ON!!! Let's begin!
Talia:: FINE!! You want to fight?!?!?!? *unleases powerful Jon Bon Jovi Stick power*
Rowling:: OW! OW!
Harry:: Should we help her?
Ron, Hermione, Sirius, Luna:: Nah.
POOF!
POOF!
POOF!
POOF!
POOF!
Poof?
NO! *HISS!*
SORRY! POOF!
THANKYOU!
SORRY!
Ron:: Ginny!
Hermione:: Fred! George!
Sirius:: Tonks!
Harry:: Hissssss!!! DRACO!
Luna:: Hi, Neville.
Neville:: Hi Luna.
Luna:: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH?
Neville:: YAY! Another speaker of the blablhablahablh language! BLAHNESS BLAH BLAHHALB!
Luna:: BLAHITY BLAH!!!!!
Neville:: BLAH BLAHYA!!!
Harry:: What are you guys saying?
Neville:: Planing your murder-I mean, talking about the weather.
Harry:: Oh okay. Because if you were planning on killing me you would tell me, right?
Luna: RIGHT!
Harry: YAY!
Ron:: Harry, how am I friends with you?!
Harry:: Huh?
Ron:: You are really un-cool. Ewwww.bye.
Draco:: Come on, Ron! Let's go kill some donkeys!
Talia:: *slomo* N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!-!-!-!-!!!!!!!
Draco:: Sorry. Come on, Ron! Let's go kill some rocks!
Talia:: Okay, good. Don't go too far!
Ron and Draco:: We won't! *skip away*
Harry:: Am I dead, or did Ron just ditch me for DRACO?!
Fred and George:: Yo!!!! Ron, Draco! WAIT FOR US!!! *run after*
Harry:: Jesus fuck.... I'm now legally scared.
Talia:: Good. It's about to get worse.
Harry:: Great.
Rachel:: How come the HP people are taking over this story? I deserve a line too!
Tobias:: {YEAH!}
Jake:: Hey guys. I am totally sane now. I'm taking my meds and everthing. At first I thought it was a government conspiracy, but now I have seen the error in my ways.
POOF!
Giant Man-Eating Turtle:: ROAR! *run towards Jake*
Jake:: See? I now know that that Giant Man-Eating Turtle is just a figament of my imagination!
GMET:: *gobble*
Jake:: Or not.
Cassie:: How come Jake and I always get ourselves get rid of? Do you not like us?
Talia:: Yeah, that's about it. And plus you're fun to make fun of.
Cassie:: Can I just retreat peacefully?
Talia:: Fine..but you have to do the Macarena..
Cassie:: WHAT?!
Talia:: You heard me.
Cassie: FINE! *does Macarena*
Talia:: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Okay, thanks.
POOF!
David:: Hi Ax.
Ax:: {H-}
POOF!
Elfangor:: ..so then I tell the stupid little kids that they can save their planet and they little shits b- HEY! Where am I?!
Rachel:: We are SO not little shits!
Tobias:: {That's for the self esteem raiser upper, Dad.}
Ax:: {Yeah, I know. Seriously. You have always been a dope, Fang.}
Elfangor:: {Dude! You weren't supposed to ever call me that in public!!!!!}
Talia:: FANG?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA!
James:: I can fllllly!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *jumps off Grand Canyon*
Marco:: *looks down* Dude. That wasn't smart.
Talia:: Yeah. Quite right.
Laura:: JK is still on the floor. Can I pOOF her away?
Talia:: Yeah, thanks mom!
POOF!
Laura:: I've got to go organize my boyfriends and husbands! See ya!!!
POOF!
Talia:: Well AHHHHHHH!!!!
POOF!
POOF!
Talia: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!