Truth or dare? By Lavender Brown :P

Third person POV

Set in HBP after Ron breaks up with Lavender Brown and Harry and Ginny are dating

Setting: Gryffindor common room

Authors note: I know Fred and George aren't still at Hogwarts, but what's a way to tease Ron without the kings of tricks?

Disclaimer: I am not JK Rowling I don't own anything except this plot. If I did Romione would have happened a while ago! I don't own American idol either, I just love his songs!

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"I'm bored." Ron Weasley complained to Seamus Finnegan, Harry Potter, Lavender Brown, Fred and George his two twin brothers, Ginny his younger sister and Hermione Granger.

"And hungry." He added.

"Ronald when aren't you hungry?" Hermione asked.

"I can answer that! Never." Harry joked punching Ron on the shoulder.

"Ow mate easy." Ron said rubbing his hurt shoulder.

"Aw is ickle Ronniekinns hurt?" Fred mocked.

"Come on now guys cut it out, you need to have better insults." Ginny scolded. Fred looked taken back but it was a sarcastic look like he couldn't believe it.

"Our insults not good? Fred do you hear what our LITTLE sister said?" George asked Fred making his voice louder on little. Ginny folded her arms huffily, then turned towards Hermione.

"Hermione what do you want to do?"

"Um well we could play truth or dare, do you guys wanna play?" Everyone but Harry and surprising Lavender and Ron didn't know what it was. The tips of Ron's ears turned a scarlet matching his Gryffindor tie that was still hung lazily around his neck.

"Hermy what's that some Muggle game?" Fred and George asked at the same time.

"Well yes it is a Muggle game but it's actually quite fun."

"Uh ok then what are the rules mate?" Seamus asked, he was sitting next to Lavender, everyone had almost forgotten him and Lavender where there, they were keeping quiet and flirting with looks.

"Seamus you big silly head! The rules are easy, Ron do you want to explain?" Lavender said batting her eyelashes at Seamus. By now Ron's entire face was red.

"Ronald how do you know how to play truth or dare?" Hermione asked putting her hands on her hips.

"Well uh-" Ron gulped then continued "Lavender and I played this once… or twice." Ron finished before putting his face in his hands. Hermione shot a look at Harry.

"What?" Harry shrugged.

"Nothing." Hermione said her voice bitter.

"Uh ok well someone starts and they pick a person and ask them truth or dare, then the person has to pick. Then if they pick truth the asker asks them a question it can be about anything. Dare is they get dared to do something insane or crazy." Ron finished.

"Ron's right." Lavender said.

"OK! So let's get started, who's going first?" Ginny asked.

"I will." Neville said emerging from a chair nearby.

"Neville! You wanna join us?" Harry asked.

"Yeah I guess I might as well play I'd be bored outta my mind if I didn't."

"Ok Neville pick someone." Ginny urged, she was excited about this Muggle game.

"Um… Harry! Truth or dare?"

"Why dare of course!" Harry said trying to be brave.

"Brilliant." Neville grinned and everyone else snickered.

"Uh oh….."

"Harry tomorrow morning at breakfast you have to sing a song to Professor McGonagall!" Neville said smiling widely. Harry looked dumbstruck.

"I have to sing a song? To Professor McGonagall?" Harry gulped.

"Yeah Harry sorry mate but you heard the man." Ron said shrugging.

"Aw man she's gonna kill me!"

"OK everyone what song should Harry sing?" Neville asked open to suggestions. Surprising it was Hermione who spoke.

"Well there's this Muggle singer from this show, called American Idol. He won the entire show, his name is Scotty McCreery. He is country and has a low voice." Everyone one howled with laughter. While Harry was mumbling something at Hermione, probably insults.

"Is there any love songs that he sings?" Fred asked.

"Well there is a couple,' I love you this big' is one of them." By now everyone was on rolling around on the floor with laughter.

"I have it upstairs on my music player I'll go get it." Hermione made her way to the girl's dorms and disappeared up the stair case.

"Well while she's doing that it's my turn!" Harry said happily.

"I feel sorry for the bloke who's going to get picked." Ron said knowing Harry's temper.

"And for that Ronald you're getting picked! Truth or dare?"

"Um uh… truth."

"Awesome!" Harry said having that same maniac grin Neville wore only minutes ago. Harry looked up the girl's steps searching for Hermione.

"Oh blimey I'm gonna regret this!" Ron moaned.

"Ron who was your first crush?" Harry asked. Fred and George looked puzzled by this question.

"Come on Ron's never fancied anyone!" George said, he wasn't trying to be mean though. Lavender looked slightly hurt.

"Come on Ron we won't tell her…" Fred said, "Or maybe we will." George finished.

"Ok fine you really wanna know?"

"Yes." Everyone said. Ron sighed.

"Hermione." Ron was now very interested in his shoe lace. Fred and George exchanged looks, both grinning evilly.

"Do you still fancy her?" Ginny asked looking at Ron.

"Ah! Only one question per truth!" At the exact same moment Hermione came blundering down the steps.

"I found it!" She said out of breath. She turned it on and heard the croons of Scotty.

I know I'm still young but I know how I feel, I might not have too much experience but I know when love is real.

By the way my heart starts pounding when I look into your eyes I might look a little silly standing with my arms stretched open wide.

I love you this big oh eyes have never seen this big, no one's ever seen this big.

By now you couldn't hear the American Idol winner over the sounds of laughter made by everyone but Harry. Harry just sat there with his arms crossed shooting Hermione looks that could kill.

"Aw come on Harry it's not that bad." George said.

"Well maybe it is Georgie." Fred said. But Harry just sat there not speaking at all, Ginny slid next to him and tried to comfort her boyfriend.

"So what happened while I was gone, who's turn is it?" Hermione ask. Harry opened his mouth to speak but Ron had just elbowed him hard in the ribs. Harry and everyone else had picked up the hint if you tell her you're dead.

"Oh it's my turn 'Mione." Ron said trying to act causal. Hermione opened her mouth, then closed it she apparently was going to say something but then changed her mind.

"Fred truth or dare?" Ron asked his face grinning because he knew exactly what Fred would say.

"Truth." Ron was not planning on this, his face fell.

"Oh." Ron looked deep in thought trying to think of a truth.

"If you had to pick someone we know to marry right now, who would it be?" Fred grinned then answered.

"Too easy, Angelina." George was chuckling.

"Angelina Johnson?" Harry asked appalled.

"Yes the one and only Angelina Johnson, she'd kill me if she heard that!"

"MY TURN!" Fred yelled in a loud sing song voice. Everyone looked around at each other unsure of what to do.

"I choose Ronniekinns!"

"What? Me oh not cool, I choose dare I guess." Ron said.

"I thought you might say that." Fred said looking at George who nodded.

"I dare you to sing a song by Scooter or whatever his name is to the love of your life, during breakfast." Ron suddenly looked very worried and began to fiddle with his shoe lace again. Hermione looked angry no wait not angry but furious at Fred.

"Well I'm going to sleep now." Hermione made a move to get up.

"Wait!" Called George.

"What?"

"We need a song for Ron to sing."

"Oh right." Hermione grabbed her music player, and began playing 'Amazed'.

Every time our eyes meet this feeling inside me is almost more than take, baby when you touch me I can feel I want you love me. And it just blows me away, I've never been this close to anyone or anything. I can hear your thoughts I can see your dreams.

I don't know how you do what you do I'm so in love with you it just keeps getting better.

"Here Ron keep listening till you memorize it." Hermione said and tossed it to Ron.

"Well I'm going to bed."

Authors note: I didn't forget about Seamus and Lavender they'll play tomorrow night too and get in on some of the action! Next Chapter is going to be Harry and Ron doing their dares, I'll update soon I promise! Please review! I can't hear you mumbling through this screen!