From the mixed up file of Palpatine
Chapter 1
My master made me go throught 13 hours of training, and a lot of sparring and Holobook reading. Basically back breaking work.
At least he is better thanm my old teacher, Darth Petula, who made me do twenty hours of sparring and had a rule against my use of lip balm.
Even my sis Randi(Randilyn S Palpatine. Everyone in my family have 'S' as their middle name, even Mom. It doesn't logically mean anything. Besides, I haven't seen my parents in, like, two years.) has a better mast than me!
I haven't seen Randi since the day I got a new master, Darth Plagueis, 6 months ago. It was supposely a birthday presend from Mom and Dad, you know, to get a new master. (Considering I've been getting stuffed animals every birthday. I have 11 in my collection.)
Master Plagueis is not THAT bad, I mean..
At least he give me an hour of break between sparring and Holobook reading!
Dear Rudolph,
The reason I haven't wrote in six months was because Master Petronella kept me busy. Mom and Dad made me use your first name, but they never said to use Palpy in the letter!
How's things going on? I'm bored to death. But since I'm going to the university next year, I have to study...
I send you a bottle of lip balm. May the Force be with you!
From,
Randilyn S Palpatine
Thanks Randi, really. But Master Petronella kept me busy? Please.
Also, with the Berry lip balm... Did you get this at Shephora? So this is a sample?
You are so cheap.
A/N: I know this is really short, but I'll longer next time.