Hello To You, Ms Mary Sue

by x- on gossamer wings

"the "Mary Sue" is judged a poorly developed character, too perfect and lacking in realism to be interesting." Taken from Wikipedia is a sentance explaining the Mary Sue. In this one-shot I wrote for fun, Beautybee is the ULTIMATE M.S!

Hello to You, Ms. Mary Sue

Beautybee was stunning.. Her long, silky white coat and round blue eyes made for the perfect combination of attractiveness. Not a speck of dirt ever touched her fur, for graceful magic powers which activated at her will protected her from everything she didn't like, including her crowds of admirers. Only one was allowed to penetrate her glorious powers, and his name was Handsomeface. His appearance looked stunning, but not next to Beautybee, in her opinion; he was a ginger with brown eyes.

Beautybee was chatting with her friends about the problem. Vainpelt, Loveheart, and Meansplash all agreed; dump that slump!

Loveheart, who was nearly as amazing as Beautybee, remarked snootily, "He is drooled over by the ugly ones; you could surely do better!"

Vainpelt and Meansplash nodded in agreement, and Beautybee sniffed haughtily.

"Oh, silly Loveheart; everyone is ugly when compared to me!"

And Meansplash and Vainpelt switched sides, nodding to the tune of Beautybee's cruel breaths now.

"Yes, of course."

"You're a work of art!"

"If anybody dared compared themselves to you, that cat would be quite the fool!"

Compliments weren't enough for Beautybee, who rolled her eyes and glared at her followers, who fell silent.

And so it went by, the routine. Toms and she-cats alike gaping as they spotted Beautybee, who always brought home the most prey and won all the battles single-handedly. One day, Beautybee officially ended things with Handsomeface, who sulked and cried and then became an ugly, silent cat with his name changed to Uglyface.

Hottieclaw, older than Beautybee by one moon, took his place inside of her magical little bubble, and those two became mates within seconds and had two litters of three kits just as amazing as their parents. Lovelykit, Prettykit, and Coolkit, the only tom, made up the first litter.

When they were apprentices, along came Hotkit, Goodkit, and Sweetkit, the only she-kit, became born.

Beautybee and Hottieclaw, who never died, mated many times but had no more kits. They made the purest, most amazing generation and were remembered fondly, forever.

THE END!