Hey guys I'm baaaccckkkk! Okay now that that's over.. Here is the first chapter of my new story (which the next 13 chapters will be following shortly.) This story is actually a series of 14 One-shots about Fremione set the the two lists of 7 Things is Miley Cyrus' song 7 Things. Don't judge the song choice, I just thought it would be a good story basis. And although they are one-shots that can be read independantly they do go in order throughout their relationship/school year. It takes place during Hermione's Third Year and Fred's Fifth Year. I'm aware that they may seem OOC at times but that's okay because it's a fanfic and I can do what I want with the characters. I'm also aware that this may not be the most original idea (I don't know for sure since I've personally never read a story based on this song but I'm sure they exist) I just hope that my story is different from those others.

P.S. I don't own the characters or the song or really anything that's recognizable.

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Chapter 1: You're Vain

"Hey, Granger," he said sitting down next to her. Hermione looked up and then rolled her eyes.

"Go away, I'm studying," she said to him, turning back to the essay she was writing for History of Magic.

"Surely you can take a break for five minutes and talk to me?" he said shaking his ginger hair out of his eyes.

"No, I can't. I need to finish this essay. So leave. Now," she said looking up at him quickly then looking back down at her essay.

"Ouch, now why you got to be like that, Granger?" he asked, laying his hand on hers so she would stop writing.

"Can't you even use my first name, Weasley?" she countered.

He cringed at the sound of his surname at his lips, "I'm sorry. Now why you got to be like that, Hermione?"

"Because, Fred, I'm trying to study," she repeated, shaking her hand loose of his and beginning to write again.

"Studying is overrated," he shrugged, leaning back in his chair and shaking his ginger hair again. He noticed some second and third year girls in the corner were watching his every move, so he winked and smiled at them, causing them to fall into a fit of giggles.

Hermione rolled her eyes and said, "Leave. Now."

"Well, that was rather rude," Fred smirked at her.

"So?" Hermione countered, rapidly writing on her parchment. She looked up at him, as if daring him to reply. She watched him wink at the same group of girls and rolled her eyes. He ran his hand through his shaggy hair and smiled a crooked grin. Hermione shook her head and scooted her chair further away from his.

"So, I think you should be nicer to me," Fred said, smiling at her. It made her heart flutter, but she took a deep breath and shook her head to regain her composure.

"And why is that?" she said, annoyed. She put down her quill, folded her arms across her chest, and glared at him. As much as she enjoyed the attention from him, she would never let him - or anyone else for that matter - know.

"Well, for starters, we both know you find me irresistible. Secondly, well just look at me. my hair, eyes, and muscles; there's very few girls in the school who wouldn't pay to have a night with me," Fred shrugged, smiling, and shaking his hair again.

"No. You're an egotistical jerk. You're too caught up in yourself for your own good," Hermione shook her head, as her mouth twitched in the slightest formation of a smile before she caught herself.

"An egotistical jerk? And you're a harsh know-it-all," Fred said, watching Hermione's facial expression go from satisfied to hurt in a matter of seconds, "Yeah, doesn't feel too good to be insulted does it?" Hermione shook her head slightly, and looked away from him.

"Sorry," she mumbled, so quietly that she could hardly hear herself. But Fred seemed to have heard her because he nodded slightly and blushed.

"So what are you working on?" Fred asked her looking over her shoulder at her essay.

"History of Magic," she answered simply, then added, "Fred please leave me alone so I can finish this. I can't work when people are talking to me."

"But it's more fun to annoy you," Fred smiled slightly, "Yeah, okay, I'll leave."

"Thank you," Hermione muttered as he stood and left the library. Fred nodded and turned his back to her. He smiled to himself as he had finally broken through Hermione Granger's shell. Vain or not, his plan was working.

Hermione shook her head, that boy was irritating. Even more irritating than Harry and Ron together. She didn't think that was even possible, but apparently it was.

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