Kisame the Cannibal
"Mmmm….. This stuff is pretty good, Itachi" Kisame shoveled the goopy food into his mouth. "What did you say this stuff was called again?"
"Caviar" Itachi bluntly replied.
"Well this some good shit. What's in it."
"You probably don't want to know" Itachi held back a laugh.
"Come on tell me. I can stomach anything." Kisame dared.
"Alright. . . .its fish eggs." Itachi smirked. Kisame immediately spit out the contents on his mouth.
"Why did the hell did you feed me fish eggs?!" Kisame demanded. "I'm a baby killer now! I'm awful. I make you guys look like saints." Kisame panicked. "These could have been children of some of my old friends! I disgust myself!" With that Kisame ran out wailing and flinging his arms about. Itachi picked up the discarded plate, and began to eat it.
"Well at least he didn't freak out as bad as he did when I fed him sushi."