Hello everyone! There isn't much more I can say about this story except it's a crack fic! Don't take it too seriously and have fun! ;3
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Alice groaned and rolled onto her side, wondering when her bed got so hard and where her blanket went.
"What the hell?" She suddenly heard Jasmine exclaim, and she reluctantly opened her eyes to see... the sky?
"What the hell...?" she mumbled holding her head, damn her head hurt, and sat up. Her grey eyes met confused brown ones.
"Where the fuck are we!?"
Finally shaking away the last of the grogginess she stood up and looked around, seeing Jasmine running in frantic circles around a field outside of a small town.
"Where the hell are we?" she mumbled.
Jasmine suddenly froze and stared at her "How the heck should I know? Just a second ago we were in your room reading, and now we're here!" she said throwing her hands up in the air.
Alice's eyes opened wide in panic, "Do you think we're dreaming?"
"Both of us in the same dream?"
Alice shrugged, "Sure, why not?"
Suddenly, Jasmine reached out and pinched her in the arm, "Ow! What the hell?"
"Did that hurt?"
"Yes..."
"Then we're not dreaming!"
"Well what are we gonna do!?" Alice cried now panicking too.
"I don't know you're the smart one!" Jasmine yelled back.
"Eh-ehm," they suddenly heard someone clear their throat and both girls whipped around to stare at a man with spiky, light brown hair.
"I couldn't help but over hear...are you girls lost?"
"Pfft, lost? More like fell from the sky," Alice replied and Jasmine elbowed her in the side.
"Fell from the sky?" the man asked sounding truly intrigued.
Both girls raised an eyebrow at the man's seemingly genuine reply, "You're crazy, aren't you?" Jasmine asked, and it was Alice's turn to shove an elbow into her friend's ribs.
The man frowned and opened his mouth to reply. "Excuse my friend!" Alice cut in quickly, planting her hand over Jasmine's mouth. "And if you don't mind...could you tell us where we are?"
He looked at them confused but answered anyway, "We're in England."
Alice clamped her hand down harder on Jasmine's mouth as she let out a squeak. She grabbed Alice's wrist and pulled her a few steps away, they turned their backs to the man and Jasmine whispered loudly:
"I don't remember flying to England!" she hissed.
"Of course we didn't fly here you twit!"
"Well maybe we were kidnapped! And how else would we get here!?"
"...And they just left us here?" Alice asked incredulously.
Jasmine shrugged "Maybe they threw us out of the plane, fell from the sky you know?"
Alice stared at her friend's innocent smile, "Are you trying to mock me?" she growled. Before the other girl could answer they heard the strange man cough for their attention.
"I'm sorry, but did you say you flew here?"
Both girls stared at him, eyebrows raised, before Alice finally shrugged, "Yeah, how else would we have gotten here?"
"From where exactly?" Alice narrowed her eyes, uncomfortable with the more personal question.
"Why, from Mars of course!" she snapped before Jasmine's hand connected with the back of her light auburn head.
"From Mars?" Jasmine and Alice stared at the man as he once again seemed to take the sarcastic reply too seriously.
"Who the hell are you!?" Jasmine finally exclaimed.
"Oh! Excuse my bad manners," the man said rubbing the back of his neck. "My name is Reever Wenham."
Something sparked in the back of Alice's mind "Reever?" She asked thoughtfully, only now noticing the man's clothes seemed a little... outdated.
"Kinda sounds like beaver..." Jasmine chimed in.
"Like... Justin Beiber?" Alice chuckled, coming away from her musings.
Reever gave them one more strange look, but then nodded to himself as if coming to a decision. "And your names?" he asked.
"Oh, right! I'm Jasmine Gray," Jasmine stepped forward and extended a milky brown hand for Reever to shake.
"I'm Alice Wright," she nodded, also extending a lightly sun kissed hand.
Reever shook both girls' hands in turn, "Well Miss Gray and Miss Wright you're in luck. I'm part of an organization that is based here in England that could help you find out what happened. Our headquarters is only a short train ride away."
Alice and Jasmine exchanged glances. Sure it wasn't exactly the best idea to follow a strange man to his organization while lost in a foreign country, but some familiarity about the man seemed to be blocking the "man in a white van" and "you don't want to end up as part of the human trafficking business" warning bells. Finally they both shrugged and moved to follow the him into the small town.
"I never realized some towns in Europe were still so... rustic" Jasmine said once they entered the town.
Alice couldn't help but agree, the buildings and streets looked like they were from the same time period as Sherlock Holmes, but at the same time they didn't really look like they'd been there that long. "I know, I'm half expecting Robert Downey Jr. to walk around the corner," Alice finally mumbled, voicing her thoughts.
"I would sure love for that to happen!" Jasmine winked. "Hey!" She called out to Reever, "What is this organization of yours anyway!?"
"We're affiliated with the church," he said as they boarded the train. "We dedicate our lives to helping people."
"Soooo...like...nuns?" Jasmine asked.
"Or Mother Teresa?" Alice chimed in as she plopped down next to Jasmine in their little compartment. She pulled up her bare foot and scowled at the bottom of it. Of course it would be just their luck that the two girls had woken up without any shoes. They were even still wearing their clothes they had been when she last remembered them reading in her room. Not to mention both they, and their clothes, looked liked they got massacred by a lawn mower and then chewed up and crapped out by a cow or two.
"No," Reever said with a bit of a grin, "More like exorcists."
Alice froze and turned to stare at Jasmine "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" both said at the same time. Both turned and looked at Reever, then back at the passing town, then back to Reever and the strangely dressed people on the train.
"Do you think...?"
"Nah," Alice replied staring straight at Reever who was now giving them the strangest look "Couldn't be."
Reever hadn't lied and the train ride really was short. Of course during that time Jasmine had somehow managed to fall asleep sprawled out across Alice's lap and the taller girl absently played with her friend's soft, dark brown curls.
"You two must be really close," Reever had said with a smile.
But instead of agreeing Alice grinned dubiously, "Nope, she just would have been a pain in the ass until she had her way." She tugged on one of the curls, but the other girl didn't even twitch.
Reever stared at the two strange girls thoroughly confused, but settled on just sitting back and smiling as Alice went back to playing with Jasmine's hair.
Shortly after the train started to slow as it approached the station and Alice gave Jasmine's hair a good tug causing the other girl to jump up, fully awake.
"Bitch!" she glared, but Alice only smiled and got up to follow Reever. And so they began to walk...and walk...and walk…and walk...and walk...
"WHAT THE FUCK? How tall is this fucking mountain!?" Jasmine cried after they had been walking for what seemed like hours.
"I swear we're almost to the top," Reever said, sounding almost as tired as the girls were.
Alice and Jasmine looked up to see that they really were almost to the top, but now Jasmine started to become nervous, "Alice... what are we gunna do if we really are in..."
"C'mon Jasmine, I really doubt we're in... oh shit!"
Jasmine and Alice both stared at a giant building with a massive door in front of them.
"Ladies, welcome to the Black Order."
I know, I know, if you read my story Strange New World then you know this is the second story I've written about people getting transported to other worlds. This one; however, was actually inspired by SNW. A friend was staying with me for a few weeks over the summer and after she read SNW she came up with the fabulous idea for this story. So, many of the ideas in this story are hers as well as mine.
This story is also almost completely finished being written, so expect regular updates once a week!
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