"I bet you ten bucks that I can make Angleterre do the Cancan," France whispered into America's ear during a particularly boring World Meeting.
The American's eyes widen instantly and darted towards said Englishman, who was currently making a speech about how English should be every country's first language.
"I'll give you twenty if you can either video tape it or make him do it in front of everyone," he whispered back, stifling a laugh.
France smiled. "Deal," he said, shaking hands and leaning back into his chair. Oh, Angleterre, this is going to be fun, he thought.
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England sighed as he sank into his armchair. He was glad this World Meeting was held in London, and he had time to prepare a room for him to escape to during break time.
A soft knocking caught his attention. It must be my tea, he thought, rising from the armchair and opening the door.
A rather flushed girl entered with a pot of Earl Grey and the usual tea things. She hurriedly placed the saucer, teacup and teaspoon on a side table and filled the teacup with tea, accidentally spilling some of the liquid on the saucer.
"It is alright," England said to her as she tried to clean up the mess, "you may leave."
The girl blushed and bowed slightly. "I-I'm sorry, sir," she apologized and left the room as quickly as she came.
What is wrong with her? England wondered, and shrugged off the thought. She must be new or something.
He sat down and sipped the tea. Hmm, he thought, licking his lips, the tea tastes a bit funny. Then he shrugged again. It must be the nerves of the newcomer.
There came another knock against the door. England looked curiously as the blushing girl came in again, holding a big clothes bag and a small black box. She left them on the side table and left without saying a word.
England felt his vision go fuzzy and his head light as he stumbled towards the clothes bag, unzipping it. He gasped at the contents and looked back at his cup of tea as a familiar tune began to blast from the black speaker box.
France, you bloody frog was his last sane thoughts before the drugs pulled him into a world of multicolor shapes.
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America almost literally laughed his head off as he watched England doing the Cancan in a black and red dress on YouTube.
"You owe me twenty bucks," France said between laughs.
"What are you doing?" England asked, walking towards them.
America hurriedly slapped his laptop shut, stifling his laughter. "Nuthin'," he managed to get out between tight lips.
England gave them a look, the I-know-you-are-up-to-something-and-I-am-going-to-find-out-what look, and walked away.
America and France looked at each other. "Wanna watch it again?" America asked.
France's face lit up. "Oui," he replied as the familiar tune played again.
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A/N: Sorry, the Cancan song is stuck in my head when I watched the latest MysteryGuitarMan video. Link: http: / www. youtube. com/ watch?v= P7MPYQHFo3M (Don't forget to remove the spaces!)
I read up more about the Cancan and found that the English actually made it popular. And thus, this little plot bunny won't let me go until I've written it all down. I actually listened to the Cancan on loop as I wrote this.
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