Authors nose:
Hey mom I hope you like it
I dedicate this fanfic to little Wayne and my best friend who just got his pilot's license
I put dots to separate the story from my author's note in case you didn't know
I'm smiling at the prospect of you guys reviewing my story so if you want to see me smile please send in reviews good or bad. My mom tells me not to smile because it causes wrinkles so I use Johnson Johnson baby lotion
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*sexy water music plays in the background*
One night the president of America named Tsunade Glenda Senju was taking a bubble bath with Mr. Bubbles bubbleberry bubble bath and she smiled like hog farmer lookin at a pile of pig shit. Tsunade sure looked happy in the tub even though she had multiple gun charges filed against her.
She looked down at her ugly wrinkly old hands covered in veins and liver spots and farted REALLY loud and the water started bubbling like she was in a hot tub. The bubbles were filled with dingle berries but she was straining so hard that she didn't notice.
Suddenly she had an epiphany like Janet Jackson eating chips ahoy cookies :]
She got outta the tub and ran out of the room and into her office. She sat her naked butt on her computer desk and typed loudly with her toes. She sent a Facebook message to Kakashi….who was a vice president and a fashion designer and an ice-cream man….that read, "I want to make a new law for the USA right now"
Kakashi replied 0.2 nano seconds later, "yes your majesty, what is the law?"
She responded, "I want every species in North America to wear a diaper. I don't care about their age or gender or species like I previously said. Yes…every creature from a whale swimming in our oceans to the ants crawling on our land. They will all wear diapers. And if aliens visit our country they will have to wear diapers even on their shitty home planet. Oh yeah and obviously human beings because they have no fucking choice"
"Yes your highness. It is done" Kakashi said.