Lucy Heartfilia
Before we go any further in this story, I wanna make one thing clear. THESE ARE MY OPINIONS! I lay down these as such, so for all those who love Lucy and are offended that I would ever include her as the first part of this collection, climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT! You hate Lisanna, I hate Lucy, some of us hate Natsu. We don't like who we don't like.
Her back story sucks. In the midst of disappearing parents, children slaves, accidently killing your sibling, discrimination, and having your parents murdered by a demon, you want me to compare all of that to having a mean dad. Boo hoo. It couldn't have been that bad if waited until seventeen to run away. Now, if Jude had arranged her marriage when she was five and she ran away then, survived and then joined Fairy Tail, I'd have more respect for her..
She's constantly portrayed as a weak, helpless, victim. In about 99% of 'Lucy leaves' fanfics, they all have Lisanna be a vindictive bitch and the guild turn against her. I understand it fanfiction, but show some fucking originality. They didn't turn on her in canon during the Phantom Arc, they wouldn't turn on her in any of these stories. Hell, if anything, they'd kick Lisanna out for wanting to expel another member.
She's a freaking slave owner. I know there's the bond of friendship and all that crap, but let's call a spade a spade. She summons other beings to fight on her behalf, and once shes done with them, she brushes them away, only to call them back when she needs them. Honestly, I know the Eclipse Spirit arc was bad in terms of stories and fights, but I was rooting for the spirits to break free.
She doesn't understand the concept of family. Family is suppose to stick with each other through the good AND THE BAD. But instead of talking about the issues like a real family, she leaves her dad and runs away like a coward! I understand he was a bad parent, but you don't join a guild based on being a family when you've abandoned your real family!
And the biggest reason why I hate her is...
SHE IS FUCKING USELESS! Seriously, I challenge anyone to name me one CANON, BASED ON THE MANGA, fight when she doesn't use her keys or have someone fighting beside her! She couldn't win a fight on her own if her life depended on it, and it usually does! And don't even get me started on the Star Dress. It's just a glorified Requip outfit. Not impressed. And no, it's not the same to say 'name one fight where Natsu doesn't use his fire'. When he uses his magic, HE'S fighting the opponent. When Lucy uses her magic, she sends SOMEONE ELSE to fight her battles for her.