This fic was inspired by a bleach fanfic I saw that was hilarious that revolved around some of the rules established by the gotei 13. I just wanted to try my hand at a Sakura wars version of it.
Disclaim: Don't own nothing
The unofficial Rules of the Star Diviosion
1. Shinjiro Taiga is to be refered to as THE CAPTAIN unless you are niccolo in which case a simple KYU will suffice
2. Shinjiro is always right in his judgments no matter how stupid they may seem in reality
2a. Unless one of the female star division is involved in which case they have the right of way as amended by Ratchet
3. Micheal J. Sunnyside middle name is not Jackson so please stop with the thriller refferences
3a. He is also not related to Urahara Kisuke as amended by Kamahema Gadouken
4. Only once a month are you allowed to question what gender Subaru truly is
4a. the reason being one spends the remainder of the month in the hospital as amend by Kujo-san
5. Do not look into Roseita's eyes when she is pouting it makes it easier for one to cave in
5a. That's not true Shins see. Now please take it down
5b. Rule 5 has been revoked by popular demand
6. Cherry and Shinjiro are allowed too work behind the café counter
6a. though Pepperment is also allowed back their too tiger as amended by Cherry
6b. Oooh Does that mean I can put Peppy-chan on display for whole world
6c. No! Mr. Sunnyside only Me and Cherry are allowed to view Shin as he works the coffee machine…in a dress. As amended by anri
6d. Rule six must be revoked soon Shinjiro.
6e. Roseita votes that Subaru dress up as girl too and pour the coffee with Shins
6f. Agreed! As amended by most
6g. Denied! As amended by Subaru
6h. Six will be reviewed until a later time. As reviewed by Shinjiro
7. It is forbidden to play in Subaru's contstruction site seriously, I already went up there once I'm not doing it again. I'm looking at you Niccolo
8. Whoever is playing the Bad Boy's theme song on the PA when Charon enters a room please stop
9. Mr. Wong will not give you a fortune cookie if you as him
9a. That what you think Shins
10. Calling Diana a cripple will result in a swift kick in the groin
10a. It's called poetic justice shin as amended by Diana
11. At no time will the star division every say 'it's morphing time' and be accompanyed by an electric guitar as they change clothes
12. Do not insult Sunnyside's Koi fish…you never know which one's may actually explode as amended by Blackout2010 and Nobunaga Oda
13. Only Charon is allowed to ride her motorcycle all others will lose a month's pay check
14. It is forbidden to give Roseita candy
14a. unless it is used as motivation to defeat the enemy quicker as amended by Shinjiro
14b. I still think it's a bad idea all the same Shinjiro as amended by Subaru
15. Please remember that Gemini looks nothing like Geminime and that the two don't take kindly to being mistaken for the other
16. Ratchet does not have a little steam bot named clank
16a. but she does have cactus named clank as amended by Roseita
17. When piloting a flight mode star it is NOT necessary to throw your hands up in the air like a roller coaster when in deep arcs, drops and spins
18. It is still unclear what causes the two other stars to appear when Subaru preforms the phantasmorgia, so please stop asking if she was a triplet seprated at birth
18a. but I was…
18b. Never mind eighteen has actually been answered
19. Enough! The book that charon hold during the verdict chain is not in fact the book of civil law but is in fact the code of Hamurabii
19a. Eye for Eye shin, Eye for an eye. as amended by Charon
20. Ranmaru Mori is a boy. So please stop sending fan letter requesting that 'she' make an appearance in Gemini's next play revolving around a swordsman and priestess
20a. But I do want a part…surely you can make an acception for a cute bunny girl like me?
20b. We are not apart of the playboy mansion as amended by Rachet
20c DAMNIT Shin can't you see that this poor innocent beautiful woman needs our help, for shame on your honor come young lass jump into the manly bosom that is the Sunnyside of life!
20d. And there he goes as amended by Charon
21. No Nobunaga oda is not in fact the anti-christ reborn so please stop spreading the false propaganda
22. Sunnyside has personally asked of me to state that he will not teach any how to make the statue of liberty dance with him. Trade secret and all as amended by Shinjiro
23. Star division memebers and cast are officially allowed to stalk people in the off chance that they may in fact be accepting bribes on the side to destroy various sections of harlem
24. By joining Star division you are also accepted into the Centaur gang. Live by the code
25. All fan letter must be accepted with love as amended by Diana
26. Roseita is the offical Pancake maker of the Stars
26a. twenty-six has been revoked due to various parts of the theater being on fire when she tried to bake a cake unsupervised
26b. who did that happen?-gemini
26c. More like who let it happen-Charon
26d. I admit my fault I'm sorry, it was the eyes!-Anri
26e. We'll just blame it on shinjiro later
27. Shinjiro is the designated fall guy, even if it clearly not his fault
27a. Doesn't that controdict 2?-shinjiro taiga
27b. No because of 2a, Shinjiro- Subaru
28. If you choose to do anything around the theater you can assume only five minutes have past when your done with the task
29. Anri does not have any hentai or perverse pictures of the stars or peppermint to sell or show
29a. That's what you think tiger.
29b. EXPLAIN!
29c. Sorry a maiden's best kept secrets and all
30. If something breaks call Shinjiro to fix it, if it collapses then assume that Shinjiro was trying to do something preverse behind your back
30a. That's not true!
30b. I beg to differ seeing as how you couldn't fix a fence when I was bathing Shinjiro as amended by Subaru and witnessed by Gemini, and Diana
That's all I could think of for the moment I hope that you guys had a good laugh. Perhaps I'll put some more up later, if I think of more.