Halloween With Doctor Who

He was running through the streets in the middle of the night and I could barely keep up with him. Suddenly he stopped and turned to me.

"Why Why WHY did you not tell me about Halloween ages ago?" He took my face in his hands.

I gave him an incredulous look. "I figured you knew all about it," I said.

He was so excited. He began to grin really big while moving my head around with his hands. He finally let go of me and began to dance around me in circles while singing a strange song where the chorus went "I am a mongoose-like creature with yellow human hands!"

"You've had way to much sugar, I think". I followed him as he dance around and tried to take bag of candy away. But he smacked my hand away and stopped singing, stood in place and gasped, dramatically.
"I knew you'd try to take away my candy!" His eyes were wide and accusatory. He looked so silly in his SaucerMan costume that I began to laugh.
"How dare you!" He yelled in a hurt voice, "How dare you laugh at me!"

"I'm.. I'm sorry!" I stammered, "Really, I am..." I said between giggles.

"How could you stand there laughing at me in your silly...TerrorVision punk girl, or whatever costume".

I stopped laughing. After five seconds of silence, I said "TerrorVision is cool"

"Yeah well...Don't touch my candy." He said.

Then, he stuck his hand in his bag of candy and slowly pulled out a root beer barrel. He raised it toward me, offering it to me.

I stood there wandering what to do. There was an awkward silence.
"Take it!" He screamed. Another awkward silence.

I reluctantly took the peice of candy from his hand. He violently yanked his hand away and yelled at the top of his lungs, "I knew it! I knew you wanted all of my candy!" He hid his bag behind his back and crouched down. "But you can never have it" he said in a menacingingly low voice.

I looked at him like he'd completely lost his mind. "What is going on with you?" I said. "Why are you acting insane?"

"Go ahead." He said in almost a whisper, "try to take the candy." He was full of excitement and was daring me to take his bag away. I had no idea how to react...

It was then that he closed in on me.
His breath was in my face, his lips close to mine.

"Doctor," I breathed, finally. "What are you..."

He kissed me very passionately, then suddenly said, "Don't you get it, don't you wonder why we have not been going anywhere dangerous for the past few weeks?" He eyed me, which made me feel stupid.
Still trying to get over the kiss, I answered, "Just how much candy did you eat?"

To which he sighed heavily, and grabbed my hand. He pulled me back towards the TARDIS. Together, we slipped away from the world.