Hey guys and Welcome to Random Things in Starcraft (RTS)!

Since this is my very first post in this site, I thought I'll take things easy and start off with something simple first. Hope this will open your eyes to the weird and wonderful lore of Starcraft.

First up, the almighty Zerg!

1. Sometimes, two recently spawned Zerglings thinking that each other are their mirror reflections.

2. A Queen was wondering if Overlord Creep was tastier than Hatchery Creep. Both were equally disgusting.

3. Because the Zerg held the majority of properties on the map, they ousted the Protoss by winning a political landslide.

4. Infested Terrans are unlucky because they pleasure Kerrigan to their deaths. Infested Protoss are lucky because they pleasure Kerrigan all the damn time without dying and the Overlords had to complain at her lack of work, that's why they weren't in Starcraft 2.

5. If you listen to a Brood Lord and its Broodlings closely enough, you will hear many sounds of, "Daddy! Daddy!" "Are we there yet are-we-there-yet" "Me hungry Daddy" "Where's Mommy Daddy" "I want!" "Aarghgurrgoogoogagah!" "Are-we-dead-yet-are-we-dead-yet-"

6. Kerrigan thought of the name Roaches for the Roaches because her favourite WALL-E character was the invincible roach.

7. The Infestors actually could've moved faster by rolling like the Banelings, but this evolution was scrapped because they couldn't control their momentum and started squishing Zerglings, Drones and Banelings, the Infestors could finally mind control flying units with Banelings however. The final straw was when one Infestor accidentally squished Kerrigan.

8. The Hydralisk was once voted the unfunniest Zerg of all, which caused a brief but lasting rebellion. A second voting of the unfunniest Zerg didn't happen to avoid the Hydralisks not getting the joke.

9. Some people actually think the Zerg are cute.

10. Do not expect the Queens' TLC to be nice, they just spit Transfusion on you.

11. The Zerg have so many units that they have their own symphony orchestra. Their most famous performance to date is in front of 50 captured Dominion soldiers of the piece 'Night under Slime Mountain' featuring Ollie the Overlord on vuvuzelas. All soldiers bled to death with joy.

12. Ultralisks are actually made to be stupid to maximize the impact on structures. As a bonus benefit, they are now stupid enough to avoid head-butting as a cool way to greet others. (Author's note: the latest patch shows they do not head butt structures anymore, sadly. Now they high-five)

13. If you think an Infestor looks like a Reaver, that explains why an Infestor can lob Infested Terrans.

14. Zerg culture is becoming an increasing trend on Korhal IV youth, where they have spiky accessories, a tendency to be weaker in smaller numbers, and marking their territory with their 'Creep', dyed purple of course.

15. The Changeling makes for great actors, and with enough Overseers, Kerrigan can watch her own version of How I met Your Brood-Mother. Still sucks to see the Changelings expire on stage however.

16. Easiest Zerg to give psychiatric treatment: Queens, because they actually think. Hardest Zerg to give psychiatric treatment: Banelings, for obvious reasons.

17. The Zerg are so efficient at mass reproduction that they mass produce their own merchandise for the Korhal youth. Kerrigan discovers this is another efficient way to gain minerals, but not gas. The biggest seller: The Overlord Creep Pistol that fires authentic Creep.

18. While units typically do not receive funerals, sometimes important structures such as the Hive or Ultralisk Cavern do. It usually commences with the eating of its flesh by its children, accompanied by the sad funeral anthem played by Ollie the OverLord on Vuvuzelas and the Queenie the Queen on screeches, 'Once Stood Tall, Now Proudly Eaten'

19. Roaches speak of a Special Roach that actually lives in a Roach Warren. Most Roaches never really know the truth as they are born from a Hatchery, not the Roach Warren.

20. Kerrigan favourite Zerg pet: Zerglings, for they come in pairs, so during lunch, she can cuddle the first one, eat the second one, eat the first one for dinner, and have a new pair instantly hatched to make a comfy makeshift bed. Her least favourite Zerg pet: the Overseer, she doesn't like the way its eyes leer at her, sometimes even winking. In spite of its increased speed and abilities, that's why you only see two Overseers in a single battle. The Medivacs will agree the same when they fly pass them.

And that's it for the Zerg, and from the Medivacs as the last unit mentioned in this post, we shall move on to the Almighty Terran!