OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOSTESS CLUB

Takai was an idiotic leader-type of person who had silky blonde hair that flowed like leaves being tossed by a soft wind. Kyosuna was a scary and cool type of person who had black, shining hair that was curled to her shoulders. However, Kyosuna Ootomi and Takai Suah were two beautiful girls who could charm their way out of anything.

For the past few months, these girls attending Ouran High School were involved with the famous Host Club.

"What do you think, Kyosuna-chan?" asked a smiling Takai. "Let's create our own club!"

Kyosuna tossed her hair and fixed her glasses and replied, "Sure, if you know what to do and have the proper funds."

"Hahaha! Of course I do! Beauty and wisdom runs in my family!"

"Don't you mean stupidity and naïve-ness?"

Takai had a shocked face and she hid in a corner as if to plant mushrooms.

"Stand up already, or somebody like me would kick you."

"Oops!" said Hikane and Kaone Hitakin as they purposely tripped over Takai. The twins both had semi- long orange hair that was styled fashionably by their personal professional hairdressers.

"Hikane, Kaone." Kyosuna greeted.

"Kyosuna, baka Hime." The twins replied back.

"It's been a while, Hikane and Kaone!" laughed the revived Takai.

"It seems like we haven't stepped on you hard enough, you're still alive."

"Yo!" shouted Mitsune Banizouka holding gloved hands with Takane Monizouka.

"BUNNY-SEMPAI!" Takai cried to Mitsune.

"Taka-chan! Are you alright?" Mitsune ran to Takai with a worried expression on her face. "Is Hika-chan and Kao-chan bullying you again?"

"Mitsune."

"What is it, Takane?"

"Your bow is crooked." Takane reached for the silk bow hanging on Mitsune's short, blonde hair.

"Hahaha! I'll fix your hairpin, Takane!"

"OK, enough with the introduction, peoples!" Takai announced. "The reason why I called you ladies here is to ask you if you would like to create a club with me!"

"What kind are you proposing?" asked Kaone.

"It's obvious with all of you beautiful ladies – a hostess club!"

"I'm out." said Hikane.

"That provides good and entertainment for children in all ages!"

"You realize that's not what being a hostess means."

"Then what is it?"

"Being a hostess means you ****************************."

An awkward silence filled the unoccupied room their discussion took place in.

"BUNNY-SEMPAI! HIKANE IS LEARNING BAD WORDS!"

"More like inappropriate," replied Mitsune in a trembling voice.

END OF CHAPTER 1