Panda: Hello everyone! Here is my second story. If you want to know that is. （；￣ェ￣） Anyways, on with the story.

Disclaimer (because I forgot it on my first story) I do not own Hetalia cause if I did then it would be crap.

Hamburgers are not American!

"Je t'adore Alfred, mais quelquefois tu est trés stupide!" Matthew said while placing his palm on his face. He doesn't normally do that to himself but considering the situation he's in right now, it's too hard to not try and face palming himself.

"Sorry dude but I can't speak frog language!" America childishly said while stick his tongue at me then carried eating his sandwich of obesi... I mean hamburger.

"I said the first part in English for you to understand." Now Matthew was losing a bit of his patience.
"Also stop calling le langue du papa the frog language!" He 'calmly' said.

"Calm down Mattie. I don't want to turn ourselves into a good-looking version of Arthur and Francis. And I think you don't to either."

"I don't want that either but I'm just saying it was wrong for you to lay down the French fries card to Papa!" Matthew loudly shouted (Well… as loud as the Canadian could go actually).

"That 'Papa' of yours had it coming when he insulted my food! No-one messes with my blue cake!" Matthew lost his tolerance on the American when he said it with air quotations on the Papa part. That had done it.

"Well let's see how you handle it when I say that hamburgers..."

"Matthew Williams, don't you dare finish that sentence off."

"Oh but I will Alfred F. Jones, oh I will."

"Matthew..."

"How does it feel when your beloved hamburgers… were invented in Hamburg, Germany!" The Canuck said with a smirk. And that seemed to break the 'hero'.

Mattie found it amusing how Al's serious expression when he told him to not finish his sentence was gone in an instant, and that he stood there with his mouth wide open in a slump position. Canada started laughing out loud… well it was loud for him. But he couldn't help it when America's face was so priceless, he wished someone took a picture of it and show it in the next UN meeting!

Shortly he stopped his fits of laughter, when he noticed Alfred crying in a corner. Feeling all the guilt that rushed over him, He went to the sad American. Matthew wonders how Arthur and Francis can verbally or physically attack each other without feeling guilty to one and another. But he comes to the conclusion of how they have gotten used to it, as they have been fighting each other since childhood.

"Al... I'm so sorry, that was wrong of me to use under handed methods…" The Canadian tried his best to cheer the other one up but he was still reluctant on facing the Canuck. Sighing Matthew crouched behind Alfred and gave him a hug. "Al… if it bothers you so much then… so what if you didn't create that bun filled with shi... I mean hamburger, you made it even more, as Gilbert would say 'awesome'. So awesome in fact, only heroes can eat as much as you can."

"Really, Matt?"

"Yeah, really." Matthew said while kissing away his tears. Alfred rubbed his eyes and stood up. He offered his northern neighbour a hand to stand up.

"In order for the hero to fully recover he needs his damsel to cook him a heroic burger!" Matthew guesses that he's back to normal because he done his trade mark pose when he said(shouted) it.

"That's the least I can do for you Al." Canada said with a smile.

"Hey Mattie…"

"Yes Al?"

"My beer's way better than your shit."

Panda: Yeah… I tried researching Canadian things that aren't Canadian and that didn't turn out as well as I hoped. Also, I used France's French not Canadian French so yeah… I'm a fail. (´Д` )Anyways, I hope you liked it!(^◇^;)