"Due to reasons unknown the Brockdale Bridge has collapsed! There have been no casualties reported.

This just in. The bridge's collapse is now being attributed to a string of terrorist attacks on the British populace."

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"Homeowners calling for explanation on the rising amount of gas leaks."

Ksshhht

"The British government is in a panic about the rising casualty rates and string of terrorist attacks.

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"Public calling for action."

"I can't believe everything that's been happening recently. I swear these terrorists are mimicking the Death Eater attacks from Harry Potter. They're probably some crazy fanatics or something." Me and my friend were walking in downtown London musing about the strange events recently.

Suddenly three black figures came crashing out of a building I swear wasn't there before. For a second I was mad because I thought they were cosplayers and I had not heard of whatever convention they were attending.

But then they started killing muggles.

Brilliant lights of all colours flew through the air and people were dropping like flies. We ducked behind a trash can to try and avoid the carnage. People were screaming and running and of course my first thought was, "Stupid Moldyshorts."

I peered around the rubbish bin against my friends warnings and saw that the Death Eaters had moved on in the other direction. Me and my friend came out of hiding and saw the destroyed front of the Leaky Cauldron.

After having a near death experience my brain probably wasn't in a very sane state. I forgot the immediate danger of Death Eaters and instead focused on the reality of magic.

"We're in the Leaky Cauldron! The real Leaky Cauldron! Let try and get into Diagon Alley!" In my excitement I picked up a fallen wizard's wand that had slid across the floor. The wand exploded violently in my hand throwing me across the room where I became impaled by a broken window. As the world faded away I heard the screams of my friend.

At least I got to die with the knowledge that magic did indeed exist.

And that Harry Potter would save the world.