The Ultimate Sucky Epic
Nekomi's notes: I'm sick and tired of seeing stinky authors make the same mistakes over
and over, so I decided to write a parody of the most frequent errors I see in sucky fics.
This is short, but there is only so much you can do with a pair of characters that do not
speak each other's language.. Oh, and the grammer in the japanese is intentional, by the way.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Sailor Moon characters.
Chapter one: A Dub-Japanese Crossover Gone Horribly Wrong
Darien gazed into the eyes of his love as she sighed something under her breath.
"What was that again?"
Usagi blinked. "Nani?"
Darien paused, flustered. "Serena?"
"Mamo-chan no baka!! Wakushi iu Desu suki!!"
(Mamoru's an idiot!! I said I care about you!!)
Usagi's face turned redder in her frustration as she comically waved her arms about.
"Mamo-chan! Suru ga de nai rikai suru watashi o?"
(Mamoru! Do you not understand me?)
"When did you start taking another language, dear?"
"Nippon, yorokobaseru!"
(Japanese, please!)
"English, por favor!"
Darien and Usagi glared at each other for a moment, each one thinking the other was
playing some sort of mean joke. The romantic moment was, for the most part, over.
"Watashi wa iku katei!"
(I will go home!)
Usagi stormed out of the apartment, leaving a confused Darien in her wake.
~Onto Chapter Two~
Nekomi's notes: I'm sick and tired of seeing stinky authors make the same mistakes over
and over, so I decided to write a parody of the most frequent errors I see in sucky fics.
This is short, but there is only so much you can do with a pair of characters that do not
speak each other's language.. Oh, and the grammer in the japanese is intentional, by the way.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Sailor Moon characters.
Chapter one: A Dub-Japanese Crossover Gone Horribly Wrong
Darien gazed into the eyes of his love as she sighed something under her breath.
"What was that again?"
Usagi blinked. "Nani?"
Darien paused, flustered. "Serena?"
"Mamo-chan no baka!! Wakushi iu Desu suki!!"
(Mamoru's an idiot!! I said I care about you!!)
Usagi's face turned redder in her frustration as she comically waved her arms about.
"Mamo-chan! Suru ga de nai rikai suru watashi o?"
(Mamoru! Do you not understand me?)
"When did you start taking another language, dear?"
"Nippon, yorokobaseru!"
(Japanese, please!)
"English, por favor!"
Darien and Usagi glared at each other for a moment, each one thinking the other was
playing some sort of mean joke. The romantic moment was, for the most part, over.
"Watashi wa iku katei!"
(I will go home!)
Usagi stormed out of the apartment, leaving a confused Darien in her wake.
~Onto Chapter Two~