Just a little something that wormed it's way into my mind while I was cleaning out my binder and listening to Darren Criss.
T for language
"No, Puck! That's the formula for finding the surface area! You're trying to find the volume!"
"But why?"
"Because that's what question 2 tells you to do."
"But I don't want to! Fuck the police man."
"So then I guess you don't want the waffles I was going to buy you if you passed your midterm…"
"…Low blow, dude."
"I know. Back to the question."
"Ugh."
"…"
"…"
"You know, if you actually focused, you would be really awesome at geometry."
"Whatever."
"…"
"…"
"So, how you and Britt doing?"
"Puck."
"She's great in bed, isn't she?"
"We're not talking about this."
"Why not? You're my boy. This is what boys talk about."
"Puck. Geometry. Focus."
"You're no fun."
"…"
"…"
"What's Kurt's boyfriends' name?"
"What? Why?"
"Because he could probably help me, he'd be great at geometry."
"How do you know if Blaine's any good at geometry? You've hardly ever talked to him."
"Yeah, but his eyebrows look like the question!"
"Jesus Christ, Puck! Just do the question."
"I'm just saying!"
"Just because Blaine's eyebrows happen to appear as triangles, does not mean he's good at geometry."
"But how do you know? He could be awesome at it!"
"Puck! I'm awesome at geometry, and I'm also willing to help you!"
"You're saying Bland wouldn't?"
"Not after you told him he'd better hurry up get the ring to Mordor!"
"Not my fault he's super short!"
"Oh my god, Puck. Just do the question."
"You do the question."
"I already did!"
"THEN WHY WON'T YOU LET ME COPY?"
"Because then you don't learn."
"I hate learning."
"…"
"…"
"…I bet Bland would let me copy his work."
"His name is Blaine, Puck. And that's only because he's terrified of you."
"Still, he'd let me copy."
"You don't even know if he's good at geometry!"
"Sure I do! Here, I'll call Kurt and ask!"
"…"
"What do you want, Puckerman?"
"Hey, man, I have a question."
"…Alright…"
"Because Bland- Blaine's eyebrows are triangles, that means he's good at geometry, right?"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"So what did Kurt say?"
"He hung up on me."
"See? Now get back to the question."
"Fine."
"…"
"…"
"Hey, Artie, hey, Artie, hey!"
"What, Puck?"
"If wood roaches live in wood, then how were cockroaches named?"
"Oh my god, Puck. I changed my mind. If you finish this goddamn question, I will buy you a whole box of waffles."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"…"
"…"
"Hey, Artie?"
"WHAT?"
"How do you do the question?"