Note: Alright, you've been warned about me before. I'm a loon and should be locked away somewhere. I read some really funny song parodies, so I thought 'Hell, why not?' and here we are. These will mostly be compilations of characters from the Daughters of the Moon series. This one is S&S, and really not too many changes to the original song. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own them, Lynne Ewing does. Character bashing involved!!!

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Chapter One: Closer (Nine Inch Nails)

Stanton:You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I've got no life to sell
Help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from Karyl

I don't want to fuck you like a wildebeast
I don't want to feel you from the inside
I don't want to fuck you like a wildebeast
My whole existence is not flawed
You know that I am a god

Serena:You can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings
You can have my absence of faith, you can have everything
Help me tear down my reason, help me it's your sex I wanna smell
Help me you make me perfect, help me become myself

I want to fuck you like a wildebeast
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like a wildebeast
My whole existence is flawed
You are a god

Stanton:Through every forest, above the trees
Within my stomach, scraped off my knees
I drink the honey inside your hive
You're the reason I'm not alive