Madee: HAY HAY! Dis be da phirana, wif Pi, my co host!
Pi: Hi.
Madee: Okie-dokie, I'm American, so I will probably not spell stuff right...and you can infer that I don't own Death Note from the whole "I'm American" thing...
Pi: I OWN DEATH NOTE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Madee: Sorry, sweetheart, you don't. Anyway...may I introduce...LIGHT YAGAMI!
*flash of white light"
Light: Urgh...what just happened? Wait...who are you?
Madee: *insulted* I'm your freaking wife! In my own little world, anyway...
Pi: And here's my hubby...L!
*another flash of light*
L: Holy crap! Where am I? Who are you?
Madee: I'm me, and Pi's...um...Pi.
Pi: HI!
Madee: Ok, so...anyone else you guys wanna invite?
Light: Well...what're we doing?
Pi: WE'RE PLAYING TRUTH OR DARE!
Light: We could invite my *scrunches up face* girlfriend Misa Amane...
Madee: NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS WOULD I TALK TO THAT SLUT!
Pi: I LOVE YOU L!
L: ... Sure.
Pi: WOOHOO! *rave*
Madee: Pi, sweetheart...there's no need to rave...
Pi: YES THERE IS! I'm LOVED! BY L!
Madee: OK! LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD! Um...who wants to go first?
Pi: OOOH! OOH! PICK ME!
Madee: ... Pi.
Pi: OK! Um...L.
L: ...Oh dear...
Pi: DO YOU REALLY LOVE ME?
L: ...ok.
Pi: IS THAT A YES?
L: ...sure.
Madee: OK! That's awesome. Now...I have a DARE for Ki- I mean Light.
Light: ...Oh no.
Madee: I dare you to...wear a sign that says, "I AM KIRA" in front of L for a solid 3 chapters. Look! I even have the sign!
Light: ...fun.