"Careful….be careful….CAREFUL!"

"Dude, the door's already open," Percy muttered.

"Oh," said Grover. He stepped inside. "Whoo, smells like…ass."

"Yeah, well you know thing about breathing through your mouth?"

"Right," he muttered. He did so, then gagged. "You know the thing of when the smell is so strong, you can taste it?"

Percy gasped. "Yeah?"

"I just tasted…ASS! And it's…..not that bad, actually."

Percy threw up.

"Kidding, I didn't taste anything."

"Good. Now get the thing and let's leave."

Now you may be wondering what young Percy and Grover are doing in this smelly place. This is a remote area of Greece, in a medieval bathroom. From outside, the bathroom is gold, but dusty, and inside, it's your average bathroom in a bar. Yet the engravings on the bathroom are precisely that of the legends that was not revealed to mortals…until now, due to great shame and embarrassment. But now, young Percy and Grover are sent on a quest to retrieve…this weapon or great power.

"Found it!" said Grover.

"Where?"

"The toilet. There's no water or sewage in it anymore," he added before Percy could barf again.

"Yes, the engraving on the hilt is precise! This is the blade…hidden from the…'myths'…due to the shame…the shame that not Theseus, nor Hercules, nor Achilles, could master this amazing weapon. The writers of the 'myths' kept it secret for their sake…a secret only the gods and a few chosen immortals knew of…yes…the blade of Tsukyomi!"

"What?"

"I mean Stoicheía. The blade of Stoicheía; the blade of elements. The Stoicheiódis blade, the elemental blade. The one sword that could master the elements of all the gods…forbidden to any divine force…only to be mastered by a mortal of any kind…or an un-divine immortal, such as…Chiron, I guess. Yes, while the gods do have power over another's power, the ancient laws restrict from using any power but their own…even the Titans are forced to follow this ancient law!"

"Umm…"

"I mean like Zeus can control whatever he wants, but only has reign over the sky 'cause that's supposed to be his power. The ancients keep him from using anyone else's, even though he's fully capable of doing so. It restricts even the Titans, even Gaia and Ouranos! If they broke the law, they seal their doom, even if they are immortal, meaning they too are forbidden from using this blade. But is a pure mortal uses it, he will have power as strong as a god…almost. It is a blade of devastation!"

"I don't think…"

"I mean purity. Yes. Purity. Only to be used when necessary, blah blah blah, crap like that. Now let's get the hell outta here."

"Sure."

What will become of this blade? Who will master it? Will anyone master it? Why was it in a bathroom smelling like ass? These questions will be answered…RIGHT NOW!

PSYCH! Not Likely. R&R, yeah yeah, dunno if I'll update, blah blah blah.