Dirty little secrets
Summary: One shot. You should never bother the Look-out when she's working. You should also avoid sitting on the intercom button. Medic/OC warning. Don't own TF2 or any of it's characters. Just Look-Out.
"Yo what's up look-out?"
"Scout, get your ass back on the field. We're loosing to the f***ing REDs!"
"And have you stare at it while I run? No way."
"Don't worry, I'm already taken."
"Oh, that's coo- wait what? You're taken?"
"Yep."
"BLU or RED?"
"BLU. I'm not stupid like some people who I will not mention."
"American or European?"
"Really?"
"What? I'm just asking."
"(sigh) Neither."
"What?"
"You heard me."
"How can it be neither?"
"I don't care where my men come from, okay? As long as they're hot, I don't give a damn."
"You're joking, right?"
"(glare) Do I look like I'm joking?"
"O...kay... next question; does he have an accent? Is it as awesome as mine?"
"...are you really that stupid? And it is more awesome that yours."
"Hey! I was just asking!"
"So was I."
"No wonder no one likes you...well, except for the doc..."
"Oh?"
"Yeah. It's kind of creepy. What do you do to make him like you so much?"
"I help him with certain things (sly grin)."
"How?"
"Do you really want to know?"
"Yeah."
"...I let him strap me to his operating table and have his dirty way with me."
"..."
"Shit, you weren't supposed to know that."
"Yeah...that's...pretty disturbing..."
"Much like that little stash of porn in your room?"
"What?! How'd you know?!"
"They don't call me a Look-out for nothing."
(Radio crackles)
"I gave you the f***ing coordinates several minutes ago, Solider. It shouldn't be that hard to follow simple numbers."
"I'd be real careful with that mouth of yours maggot!"
"Why's that, asshole?"
"Because now we all know where you sleep!"
(eye twitch)
"Shit. Scout?"
"Yo what's up?"
"Your fat ass is on the intercom button."
Meh, second try. I made so Look-Out doesn't care where her men come from. Hence, the neither answer to scout's american or european question. I hope you enjoyed! This was meant to be funny!