Riley vs. Ella

The list that Ella had written for Riley seemed to have no affect on her. How do you break the spirit of the ever so present, ever so perky Mary Sue? Ella was still an honorable girl, and she thought, perhaps... it wouldn't be so horrible to break away from her whole "violence wont solve anything" belief and just grab the lightsaver and beat the hell out Riley. Ella thought about it, and thought "Life savers are for whimps".... And besides, wrong genre for light savers. So Ella called up her trusty side kick Molly Gobstopper.

That planned that in the dead of night they were going to kidnap Riley and throw her in one of the many rooms in Ella's house. Then kick her till she awakes, and have a little bit of a duel. Now Ella, she gave up this who "honorable girl" crap and thought "Fuck it, I'm not going to break Riley's spirit, I'm just going to kill her"

That night finally came, and Molly had Ella's wand ready, and she was now kicking Riley until she woke.

Riley opened her supposedly "perfect" blue eyes. Her supposedly "perfect" blonde hair was still silky and unknotted. Ella gave her an evil look. Riley got up and guessed "A duel? Of course I'd love to help you raise you're skills, I AM a champion duelist you know"

Ella gave her another evil look, and Molly threw her, the wand.

Riley was a bit shocked, "I don't have my wand with me" there was a silence, and she said "I can always use my super human powers that don't require a wand"

Ella yelled "AVADA KEDAVRA!" It didn't work, she tried again "AVADA KEDAVRA" It still didn't work. She looked on the side of the wand and there in scripted on the side was "Made in China"

"MOLLY YOU IDIOT YOU GAVE ME A PLASTIC WAND!" Ella yelled.

"I didn't want anyone to get hurt though" Molly replied.

"What kind of sidekick are you?" Ella yelled back, and before Molly could reply thousands of blue birds of friendliness fluttered around Ella. Riley seemed to be controlling them.

Ella screamed "MOLLY HELP BLUE BIRDS OF FRIENDLINESS ARE ATTACKING ME! YOU HAVE YOU'RE WAND! AVADA KEDAVRA THEM! QUICK!"

The blue birds continued to fly around, and Molly and Riley left laughing.