'Why the hell did I ever listen that dope.' A certain Uchiha asked himself for a thousandth time that evening. Sitting back down in the park bench he couldn't help but think on how cute the dope looked when he asked him to meet him at the park that evening. 'Fuck it, I'm leaving, the dope isn't here.' And just as he got up to walk away, Uzumaki Naruto happened to appear.
As Naruto leans against the tree smirking, Sasuke begins to wonder what the dope was up to till he heard what came out of the Uzumaki's mouth.
"Hello, Cherie. We meet again. Is it fate? Is it written in the stars that we are destined to fraternize? [Pause] I'd like to think so. Ha, ha, ha!"
Seeming confused only lead Naruto on and sweep the Uchiha off his own feet. And the next thing he knew not was going to happen as well.
"Kiss me, my sweet, and I will reveal my croissant. I will spread your pate. I will dip my ladle in your vichyssoise." Sasuke then knees him in the nuts and runs off.
"He is so coy. I love it."
Running toward the scared Uchiha now, and stop him only to start walking forward causing our Uchiha to walk backwards and fall on the bench.
"Our love is like a red, red rose… and I'm a little thorny." Not knowing what to do now, the only thing that Sasuke could do was sit up and try to crawl away. But Naruto stops him by going to his other side.
"Uzumaki! Freeze!" And Naruto jumps over Sasuke and freezes in midair allowing the Uchiha to escape.
"All right, hands up!"
"But you told me to freeze Konohamaru!"
"Un-freeze then!" Naruto then falls to the ground. "You're under arrest."
"It wasn't me! It was the one-armed rogue! All right, I confess! I did it ya hear! And, I'm glad! Glad, I tell ya!
Upon watching this and letting it all soak in, Sasuke couldn't help but wonder if all of this was set up to get him and Naruto together. And that it being the dope's idea, because he only knew of Naruto who would pull a scene from his favorite actor and do it in real life. Oh yes he was going to get back at the blond dope.