Hey guys! Now your probably wondering….

WOAH! Where have all your stories gone?! What's happened!?

No need to panic my friends, I am just putting all my hijack one-shots that come into mind into one big story. I am also making my past one shots better by fixing them up a bit. I hope you guys don't mind…I HOPE!

Anyway…yeah..

For every one shot now, I'm going to put the plot in here, so you better read it!

Plot - Hiccup made a bit mistake of pranking his cousin, Snotlout, but a special white haired boy is there to save him.

Enjoy the updated version of Pranking Snotlout!

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Hiccup's POV -

Snotlout.

The most annoying, irritating, worst viking ever. He was much more manlier than me though. He was actually my cousin. It was surprising, yep. For me, Hiccup Horrendus Haddock The Third, to be cousins, with Snotlout. He was so stubborn, the only thing that he cares about is himself. Now that I don't have feelings for Astrid, he's always trying to flirt with her. Its gross.

Anyway, so today was Snoggletog. Its a viking tradition we do every year. But this years Snoggletog, was one of the best ones yet.

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"HICCUP YOU ARE SO DEAD!" I heard Snotlout from behind me. I was running. Why you ask? Well, I did something funny but he was right I was so dead for what I did….

*Flashback*

5 minutes earlier…. :3

We were in the Great Hall, the place where Snoggletog was usually held. Decorations were everywhere on the ceiling, thanks, to your truly. I looked over at the wonderful work I did. Smiling to myself as I analysed everyone of them. Then I felt a jab in my arm.

"Ow!" I said, looking over to see Snotlout himself. He smirked at me. "Still the weak fishbone huh?" he laughed at me. I pouted. "Now if you will excuse me Hiccy, I have a girl to flirt with.." he said, pushing me down and laughing, then going over to where Astrid was. I groaned at the nickname he gave me.

I got up, checking my prosthetic to see if it was ok. Looking fine, I rolled my eyes and went over to where all the dragons were 'hanging out'.

I went over to Toothless, who was talking..well…dragon talking to Stormfly. Hearing me, the dragons looked over at me. I smiled at them. "Hey you guys.." I said. I started to pat Toothless, the dragon covering me with slobber. "Hahaha Toothless! You know that doesn't wash out!" The dragon just laughed.

I pushed him away. When I heard a laugh from the other side of the hall. I turned around, seeing Snotlout and Astrid. Astrid looked like she was going to die, while Snotlout was bragging and showing off his…biceps. I shivered at the thought.

I thought for a second, looking back at where Toothless was, back to playing with Stormfly, then back at Snotlout. I smiled evilly.

"Hmmm..hey Toothless..?" I said to the dragon. He looked at me, walking away from Stormfly and over to me. He tilted his head to the side. I smiled and pointed at Snotlout, wiggling my eyebrows. The dragon stuck his tongue out and gave a slight nod, going over to Snotlout and Astrid. Snotlout was still trying to woo her.

"So Astrid I was thinking…maybe you wanna come over to my place later hmm? What do you say?" he asked. Said girl just rolled her eyes. "Whatever Snotlout.." she said. I watched as Toothless stood behind him. Only Astrid noticing. She didn't say anything though. Toothless then leaned forward and grabbed him in his mouth. Both me, Astrid and most of the other vikings in the hall laughed at the sight.

"HICWWWWP!" I heard him scream from inside. Toothless shook him round and round, hearing his muffled cries. As I laughed some more, Astrid made her way towards me. Looking at her, it looked like she had been laughing as well, by looking at her little smile. However she had her arms crossed, nodding her head towards Toothless. I sighed.

"Ok toothless let him go" I told the dragon, slightly disappointed. Toothless rolled his eyes, but let him go. Snotlout was spat out, covered in more slobber than I ever was. Toothless walked away back to Stormfly.

"EWWW!" Snotlout said, trying to wipe away to slobber. I started laughing again. Really, REALLY loud. I heard a cough from behind me. Opening my eyes, I could see that everyone in the hall was staring at me. My laughing got quieter then stopped. I looked over to where Snotlout was. He was giving me the death glare. I gulped and started running away, hearing him scream from behind me.

"HICCUP YOU ARE SO DEAD!"

*END OF FLASHBACK*

So…yeah now we are back to where we started huh? Well anyway…

I ran into the forest and stopped at the place me and toothless had met. Since Berk snowed nine months of the year, it of course was snowing. I looked around, hiding behind a rock. I was panting hardly. Snotlout followed me.

I stopped panting, hearing footsteps. I closed my eyes, hoping he would go away. The footsteps stopped. I opened my eyes, but I saw him right in front of me. He was panting as much as I was, his sweat falling off his face and onto mine. He looked pissed.

"THERE YOU ARE!" He screamed in my face. "Nowhere to run huh Hiccy?" he said to me. I gulped as he smirked, knowing I was weak. I knew I was gonna get pounded big time. Even if my dad showed up he would probably be to late. I watched him as he raised his fist. Closing my eyes, waiting for the pain, love it. I shivered. When did it start to get cold?

"HEY!" I heard. It was a males voice, it sounded deep but not too deep….

'Is that…?' I thought to myself. I opened my eyes, seeing Jack Frost right before me. Well, his ass at least. It had started snowing. I looked up at Jack's head, although I couldn't see the front, I could tell he was pissed.

"J..Jack?" I stuttered holding one of my arms out to him. He didn't turn around. "Did he hurt you?" he asked. "I…uh..I…no..I pranked him..I.." I couldn't even speak. He nodded.

"Back off!" Jack growled. Snotlout smirked. "Jack Frost? What a surprise. Hiccup's so weak and useless, no wonder your here to save him." I pouted. "I'm not that weak Snotlout." I said. He looked shocked. "You!? Not weak!? Hahahaha!" He laughed. I got up and stood next to Jack. Looking over to him, he was madder than ever.

"I SAID BACK OFF!" Jack practically screamed now.

"Oh yeah? and what are you gonna do about it?" Snotlout smirked again.

Jack smirked this time and started to walk towards him. "Jack..?" I said, moving forward, I didn't know what he was gonna do. He looked back at me, relaxing his face a bit. I smiled slightly. He smiled back and continued.

He got close to Snotlout, right up in his face. Snotlout backed up a little. "You know Snotlout, I'm immortal, which means I can live forever…for the rest of your life, I can make it miserable…" Jack said to him. Snotlout gulped. "Do you really wanna take that chance?" Jack asked. Snotlout shook his head quickly. He got closer to him.

"Then I don't want you hurting my Hiccup, do you understand?" Jack said.

"But he was the one who-" "I DON'T CARE!" Jack screamed. I winced a little, I didn't think he would scream. Snotlout just nodded. "Fine. You win." he said. Jack smiled.

"Wise choice" he said.

Snotlout looked at me one more time, before looking at Jack, then turning around and walking off.

Jack turned to me and I smiled. He looked at me and smiled. "Hey Hiccy.." he said. I laughed. "Hey Snowflake." I replied. Jack raised an eyebrow. "Snowflake huh?" he said. I nodded. I got closer to him and my arms made their way to his neck. "Thanks Snowflake.." I whispered to him. He looked at me and smiled. He leaned in close, our noses touching. I leaned in and closed the gap between us.

His arms made their way around my waist, using one of them to lift up my shirt, so his hand could go inside my shirt and run it over my chest. I moaned, alloying his tongue to go inside my mouth. I eventually had to break the kiss, so I could get some air. I rested my forehead against his. He smiled and leaned to kiss my nose softly. I laughed

"I could get used to this.." I whispered to him, leaning in for another kiss.

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HEHEHE

So as you guys can see, I made this a bit, dirtier hahaha

Once again though, I hope you guys are ok with me putting all my one-shots into this big story so yeah! Next up! The updated version of…..

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVERRRRR! HAHA

SNOWFLAKES AND DRAGONS xoxoxo