My First Fan Fiction….ain'tcha proud!   Co-written with Cuulater

Here's Hermy. There's Vicky. "Oh Hermy!" "Oh Vicky!" ::smooch::

Along came Ronnie. ::summons his courage:: "I have always loved you! Help me, I'm falling and it hurts so bad!"

"Oh Ronnie, I've loved you since I first set eyes on you!"

Hermy moves away from Vicky as he throws himself at Ron…::snoggety snog::

Hermy whacks Vicky in head with purse. "How dare you take my man?!"

Vicky slaps Hermy for messing up his hair. "Me and Ronnie are made for each other! I'm sorry, Herm-own-ninny, but this was meant to be."

"So was this!" ::Vicky is out cold.

"Oh Ronnie!" "Oh Hermy!" ::smoochy smooch::

Ronnie and Hermy live happily ever after…

…that is, until they meet a purple slorge…

…but that's a different story.

Oh yeah, disclaimer: we don't own the characters, just some of their odd traits in this case.

A/N: don't ask, first of all…we were just hyper…veeery hyper…we'd just watched the Pink Panther…let that speak for itself…well please review anyways and tell us how much it sucks…hugs