AUTHOR'S NOTE: Sorry about the long delay. I had alot of things going on. I started my freshman year in high school, I had homework, I can sort of be distracted easily, and I'm usually lazy. At least I finally worked on uploading this fanfic.

SKIP TO STORY IF YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT MY LIFE.

High school is going good. Believe it or not, teachers and staff say that I'm able to do 12th grade math. About distraction, I was playing videogames, especially Mario. And Happy Wheels. Yeah. Happy Wheels is awesome. If you haven't played it, go play it!

Anyway, onto the story. It follows the story line of SSBB's Subspace Emmissary, but with some SLIGHT alterations. Seriously. Onto the story.

Enjoy!

Chapter 1

It Begins

To whomever recieves this letter,
There shall be a special tag team battle. You have one day until a purple wormhole appears in front of you. You shall enter said wormhole to an island where the battle shall commence. If the stadium's out of seats, you shall be sent to a different part of the island. The battle shall go as so:

This Friday!
7:30 AM

Fighters: Mario (Mushroom Kingdom Hero) and Kirby (Dreamland Hero) vs. Ed, Double D, and Eddy (Three Peach Creek buddies)

With Special Guests:
Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom

Princess Zelda of Hyrule

Princess Bubblegum of the Candy Kingdom

Nazz of Peach Creek

Heather, Lindsay, and Beth (As seen on Total Drama)

Be there or be transported to a random part of the island. You may never know what animals could pop out and attack you, if you're sinking in water or quicksand, or if you fall from a great height. Good luck. Heheheh.

Sincerely,
Anonymous

FRIDAY

It was a beautiful, sunny morning in a flying stadium above some island. Half of the audience looked like characters from different videogames while the other half was, well, animated. The crowd was cheering to see seven female guests, who were waving and smiling. The monitors above them showed a blonde princess who was wearing her usual pink dress, pink shoes, white gloves, blue earings, and princess tiara.

PEACH

Next to Peach was another princess, but had brown hair, wore a purple and white dress, white gloves, and a different tiara.

ZELDA

Next to Zelda was a pink princess with pink hair, wore a pink dress, and had a golden tiara that looked very unusual.

PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM

Next to Bubblegum was a girl with blonde hair, wore a black shirt, a white sleeveless overshirt, purple jeans, and black shoes.

NAZZ

Standing behind Nazz was a taller girl with long black hair, wore a brown shirt, green shorts, and black shoes.

HEATHER

Next to Heather was a girl about Heather's size, but had blonde hair, wore a brown and red shirt, an orange skirt, a blue headband, and brown cowboy boots.

LINDSAY

A slightly shorter girl stood next to Lindsay, but she had brown hair tied to a ponytail, wore a green shirt, pink pants, white shoes, a pink scrunchy, and had glasses.

BETH

A horn blared throughout the stadium and a trophy of three friends fell from the sky and landed at the center of the stage. The trophy shined and turned into the friends. One was tall, yellow, had little hair, a unibrow, wore a red and white striped shirt, a green jacket, purple jeans, and black shoes. A shorter white friend wore a black sock-like hat, a red shirt, purple shorts, long red socks, and blue shoes. The shortest friend had three hair lines, was pink, wore a yellow shirt with a horizontal red stripe along with a purple collar and two white buttons, blue jeans, and red shoes.

ED, DOUBLE D, and EDDY

Ed looked at his friends and asked, "Where are we?"

Double D looked around and said, "This must be the stadium where we are about to battle an opposing tag team, Ed."

Eddy crossed his arms, smiled, and said, "Let's see the suckers that we're gonna beat! With Ed's strong muscles, Double D's sciency stuff, and my devilishly good looks, we are an unstoppable team!" The Eds walked to the left side of the battlefield and noticed a trophy fall to the right side of the field. The trophy shined, revealing a pink ball with a face with penguin-like arms and red shoes.

KIRBY

The Eds just stared at Kirby in confusement. Eddy started laughing and asked sarcastically, "Oooh, a marshmallow! I'm sooo scared! What's it gonna do? Tickle us?" The Eds looked at the sky to find another trophy, but it landed next to Kirby. The trophy shined, then revealed Mario.

If you remember my first fanfic, he had a moustache, brown hair, a red cap with an "M" on it, a red shirt, white gloves, blue overalls, and brown shoes.

MARIO

Eddy's face went from sillyness to shocked. Zelda raised her arms in the air and said out loud, "Let the brawl begin!"

In a dark room, we notice three figures watching the battle through an orb. One of them was a girl with orange hair, wore a pink shirt, blue jeans, and red shoes. Next to her was a boy with curly hair that matched the color of his skin, wore a ring-like retainer, a blue shirt, white jeans, and black shoes.

SARAH and JIMMY

Next to them was an angel with brown hair, leaves around his head, a halo, white wings, wore a white robe, white shoes, and gold rings on his right arm.

PIT

"GO KIRBY AND MARIO," Sarah and Jimmy chanted.

Back at the stadium, Kirby, who is high in the air, turned into a pink rock and fell. Ed looked around to find Kirby, but couldn't find him. Ed looked up to find Kirby falling above him, then Ed gasped and screamed, "THAT ROCK'S ATTACKING! RUN, GUYS!" Ed ran away, but bumped into Double D so hard, they started spinning and Kirby crushed Double D instead.

Ed ran to lift Kirby off of Double D, but heard Eddy scream, "SOMEBODY HELP ME!" Ed ran towards Eddy, who was on the ground, injured.

Ed jumped in betwween Mario and Eddy, then Ed said, "Stay away from my friend!" Mario grabbed a Copy Flower from his right pocket, ate it, then Ed and Eddy were surrounded by eight Marios. Half of the Marios grabbed Ice Flowers from their hats, ate them, and turned into Ice Marios from New Super Mario Bros Wii. The Ice Marios froze Ed and Eddy with Ice Balls, then one of the Marios grabbed a Cape Feather and flew towards Double D, picked him up, and tossed him at the frozen Ed and Eddy. The other three Marios picked the Eds up and threw them to a corner.

One of the normal Marios grabbed a Fire Flower and unfroze Ed and Eddy with a fireball. The eight Marios turned back into one Mario and the Eds woke up to find out that they were cornered by Mario. Kirby turned back to normal, ran towards the Eds, and took out his hammer. Kirby raised his hammer and whacked them high into the air. Everyone looked up to see if the Eds will ever come back down. A glimmer appeared in the sky, disappeared, and a trophy of the Eds came down in front of Mario and Kirby.

Kirby walked over to the trophy and touched the base, turning the Eds back to normal. Lindsay said out loud, "And the winners of the match are Mario and Kirby!" As the crowd cheered in joy, the Eds woke up and looked around to find the monitors saying that Mario and Kirby won.

Eddy crossed his arms in anger and said, "I hate Mario." Suddenly, the sky turned red and the clouds became dark red.

Beth asked, "What's going on?"

"I don't remember this being part of the event," said Zelda. Peach, Zelda, Beth, Heather, Lindsay, Nazz, and Bubblegum walked to the center of the battlefield with Kirby, Mario, Ed, Eddy, and Double D to find the cause of the change in the sky.

Mario pointed somewhere up and said, "Look!" What everyone saw was a flying ship in the sky. It was spreading purple sludge all over the battlefield.

The sludge then formed Primids and Spaaks, making Nazz go, "Eeewww!" The audience started running for their lives, screaming as they headed for the exits.

Ed said, "These blodge people remind me of the Rainbow Liquid Shape Shifters from the Planet of Supernatural States of Matter! Just like in episode twenty-three!"

Heather looked at Ed and said, "Earth to unibrow boy, we're under attack! Get back to reality!"

The twelve characters ran to the Primids and Spaaks and battled them off the field. Mario punched and kicked a Primid off the field, then heard Peach scream. The plumber saw that Peach was surrounded by Spaaks and Mario defeated each one with a kick and a punch. Peach saw a trophy stand on the ground, picked it up, and noticed that on the bottom, it said that in order to use it, she had to throw it at something. Peach threw it and it was heading towards a Spaak that the Eds are battling.

Eddy grabbed a yoyo from his pocket and used it to whack the Spaak, but his yoyo wasn't long enough. Eddy was about to throw the yoyo at the Spaak, but it was hit by a trophy stand and turned into a trophy. Eddy looked at the trophy and decided to kick it off the stage. A Primid ran towards Eddy, but Ed grabbed it and beat it up so hard, it actually disappeared. Double D said to his friends, "Um, guys, I need some HELP HERE!" Ed and Eddy noticed that Double D was being lifted by Spaaks, that were ready to electricute.

Eddy and Ed ran towards the Spaaks, then Eddy hopped onto Ed, jumped off, and kicked a Spaak, causing Double D to fall. Ed grabbed his sock hatted friend and Eddy killed the Spaaks with his yoyo. Zelda and Bubblegum were surrounded by so many Primids, you'd have to be fast in order to escape. Zelda changed her style, making her look like a ninja from an unknown tribe. "Zelda" killed the Primids within three seconds.

Princess Bubblegum asked, "Oh my Glob! Zelda, is that you?"

As Zelda changed back to normal, she said, "Bubblegum, whenever I look like that, just call me Shiek." Nazz kicked a Primid, then jumped to kick a Spaak, then punched a Primid, making the three baddies disappear. She noticed that a white ball with a red "!" on it popped out of nowhere and she grabbed it. She shrugged and threw it at a Primid in the air, making the Primid fly far away.

Beth was riding a Spaak, trying to kill it. As soon as Beth killed the Spaak, she ran to find Lindasy and Heather cornered by a Primid. Heather said, "You don't want to kill me!" Heather pointed to Lindsay and said, "Kill her instead!" Beth grabbed the Primid and threw it off the stage. Kirby noticed that a giant Primid grabbed him.

Kirby struggled to escape, but he couldn't do it. The giant Primid threw Kirby hard to the ground, making Kirby bleed a bit. Kirby wiped the blood off his face and took out his sword. Kirby ran towards the giant and sliced it's leg off, making it bleed purple sludge. The Primid fell to the ground and fell off the stage.

Lindsay looked around to see if there were any enemies left, then asked Double D, "Are we dead?"

"I think that's all of them," said Mario. The twelve heroes noticed that two robots, R.O.B.s to be specific, were carrying a giant gray ball. They each grabbed an end and the ball expanded to reveal a clock that ticked from 3:00:00. It was a bomb!

Mario ran to the bomb, then Double D ran towards the bomb, shouting out to Mario, "Come back! You don't want to risk your life!"

Ed ran towards the bomb, saying, "Follow the leader!"

Eddy, angry, said, "Ed, this isn't the time for games!" As Mario ran towards the bomb, he heard a noise and stopped, causing the Eds to stop next to him. Eddy said to Ed and Double D, "Just because someone's running, we don't have to do the same thi-" Eddy stopped because he, Ed, Double D, and Mario saw a giant cannonball.

The cannonball hit the four, causing them to fly high into the sky. Kirby looked to where the launched heroes flew, but then noticed a couple clanging sounds. He turned to find the females screaming in cages. Nazz, Peach, and Bubblegum screamed in one cage while Zelda, Heather, Beth, and Lindsay screamed in another. Kirby saw that the cages were held by Petey Piranha, a villain in the Mario games. Nazz shouted, "THIS IS SO NOT COOL!"

"GET US OUT OF THESE THINGS," screamed Zelda. Kirby ran to save the prisoners, but as Petey roared, Kirby was blown away, causing Kirby to nearly fall off the stage. Kirby took out his sword and ran towards the monster, who started swinging the cages. Kirby jumped away from each swing, but the females were starting to get sick.

Bubblegum, face nearly green, said, "This wouldn't ever happen back at Ooo."

"Same with that crappy reality show," replied Heather, "I think I'm gonna puke!" Kirby stabbed Petey, causing him to explode and drop the cages.

Kirby ran to Zelda's cage, now open, and asked, "Are you okay?"

Zelda helped Heather and Beth get Lindsay, then said, "Of course we are." Three figures jumped out of nowhere and laughed like villains. One figure was chubby, had brown hair, a pink nose, a zig-zag moustache, wore a yellow biker's helmet, a blue biker's jacket, a blue shirt, green shoes, and pink pants.

WARIO

Another figure was a thin teenager, but had blonde hair, wore a red and white football uniform, white football gloves, and red and white cleets.

CHAD

The other figure was black, had a unibrow, wore a yellow shirt, a white apron, a white chef's hat, green pants, and black army boots.

CHEF

Wario asked, "Where the heck is the audience?"

Chad pointed to the other cage and said, "There they are!" At the second cage, Bubblegum, Nazz, and Peach were about to escape, but they noticed the antagonists.

As Chef said, "Let's shoot these crazy kids," Wario took out a giant weapon and powered it up.

Beth asked in fear and terror, "Chef, why would you want to kill them?"

Chef said, "Oh, we're not going to kill them. We're going to turn them into trophies for 'The Collection,' whatever that is."

As Wario pulled the trigger, he said, "Say cheese!"

Nobody noticed, but Lindsay said, "Cheese!" With three shots, which looked like black arrows, Nazz, Peach, and Bubblegum have become trophies.

Chad, taking the trophy of Zelda, said, "Wario, Chef, let's go before this place gets sucked into oblivion."

Chef took the Nazz trophy, walked over to Chad, and waited for Wario, who took the Peach trophy. As the heroes left, Lindsay asked, "Oblivion? Wait, how long until the bomb goes off?"

As Kirby took out a giant star, he hopped on and said, "Hurry! Get on!"

As Heather, Zelda, Lindsay, and Beth jumped onto the star, the bomb read, "00:05:00."

The stadium was ingulfed in an unordinary explosion. Not a mushroom cloud, but a black hole. As the black hole grew, Kirby and the remaining females flew away on the star, looking back and escaping the explosion.

To be continued...

AUTHOR'S NOTE: If you don't know where the non-Smash-characters are from, here is which shows they came from.

Ed, Double D, Eddy, Nazz - Ed, Edd n Eddy

Princess Bubblegum - Adventure Time

Heather, Lindsay, Beth, Chef - Total Drama

Chad - Codename: Kids Next Door