My Second First Fan Fiction! Yay! Co-written with Blandsaft
Disclaimer: we don't own the charcters, just the random tub of icewater and Kiki. Kiki is ours..ever since we stole her from Nisse that is…but that is a different story.
Ron looked like a cow, as usually. HARRY looked like a duck, as usual. And Herm-own-ninny's hair was inhabited by a dead fish named Kiki. It was turning out to be quite a run of the mill day.
Until…dun dun duhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!
Gwaang gweeng gwiing gwoong gwååååå! I laugh evilly as I leave you here with this terrible cliff-hanger! Because you know you want to find out what happens. Or not. So I'll continue anway.
Suddenly, Colin fell into a random tub of ice water, while he was hangin out of a window trying to take pictures of the spordmugs attacking Ernie's liver. This spurred the biggest riot ever witnessed by Hagrid's newest batch of flobberworms. Ron's udders went utterly beserk (a/n: we know) which lead to his bathing the castle in milk. This aroused a feeling in Harry's duck instincts that caused him to waddle around madly slurping everyone and everything he could. Herm-own-ninny just continued her oh-so-normal day and began teaching Kiki to play dead, a trick she proved to be worthless at. Everybody else just slid on down to the Chamber of Secrets where Fluffy was holding the smashingest sockhop you ever did see in your long legged life.
Suddenly, somewhere totally out of the blue, a leprechaun ate some parfait, bringing the world to an abrupt and fatal end. *tear*
So, what do you do you do? REVIEW! That's what you call half rhyming. Or we just suck at rhyming…p.s. we know it sucks, be as harsh as you want.