Disclaimer: Before you ask me, NO! Naruto isn't mine. He's Sasuke's husband-to-be. Confused yet? Heheheh… normal people should be by now :)
Summary: Naruto was hit by a jutsu, and his body turns into something small. Sasuke also hit by a jutsu, and his body also turns into… hehe... Shounen-ai, NaruSasu, a bit NejiGaa, future KisaIta, and future mpreg.
Warning: Shounen-ai (because Jiraiya refuse to teach me yaoi T.T), unreasonable and lame jokes, randomness, stupidness, a bit swearing, future mpreg, an often-gasping-and-blushing Sasuke, a pervert Itachi (omigish!), and others that maybe I forget to mention…
Pairing(s): NaruSasu, a bit NejiGaa, a bit KakaIru, future KisaIta (If I could manage to reach that chapter… sweatdrop).
Barbie Doll no Jutsu
Monday morning
Meeting bridge
For shinobi, all days have no difference. Well, yes, there's Sunday, Christmas, or any other holiday that occur in the year, but when mission calls, shinobi must goes back to business.
So that's how Team 7 had their usual morning…er…afternoon on their usual meeting place, named the bridge. (Why the bridge? o.o Dunno, don't ask)
Er, yeah, it was 3 PM already. Their sensei had never been very very late then usual. They often wait from 7 AM, and the said sensei usually shows up around 10 AM or 11 AM. So, where the hell was he now?
Haruno Sakura looked at her watch. July, 22; 3.17 PM; Monday.
"Hmm, it's late already …" Uzumaki Naruto poked his head from behind, looked over her shoulder. Sakura narrowed her eyes for a second to her own watch, also agreed that Kakashi-sensei was late again, but then, knowing how lazy Kakashi was and the lame reason of his lateness that will be coming right after the silver haired ninja arrived ( …if he did arrive), Sakura just didn't want to think about it. She just shrugged the problem off, and continued leaning herself on the bridge railing.
It's Summer, and the Sun was shining like crazy, just like yesterday. Yesterday, they didn't have any mission. Tsunade, the Fifth Hokage, gave a day off for those shinobis who had just passed the Jounin exam. Today, they are going to have their first jounin mission. Naruto and Sakura were so excited, so that they even skipped the lunch waiting for Kakashi. Sasuke also skipped the lunch, but you couldn't see whether he was excited or not, because he kept silent from the morning. He skipped the lunch because the two idiots skipped the lunch—if you asked him. Naruto was bored, and his growling stomach just didn't help. Sakura knew that Naruto was starving, so she tried to cheer up Naruto a bit with her own way.
"Wonder what's the deal today, he has never been this late before." Sakura commented. "Maybe he was on a sudden urgent mission." Sakura offered a theory. Naruto frowned at the theory. He couldn't say it was lame, since it was Sakura who offered that reason, but he also couldn't help himself from complaining.
"Hey, if that so, at least he should told us first!" said Naruto.
Uchiha Sasuke nodded. Something was wrong. Kakashi was never this late. At least Kakashi could arrive like usual and told them that there were no mission for the day. Making them waiting is just so not Kakashi-style in raising his student, although there were already jounin now.
Sakura looked over Naruto to Sasuke. Sasuke was standing no the opposite railing from Naruto and Sakura, as usual, brooding. Hm, it seemed that 7 years after Team 7 was formed, looks like this habit hasn't changed! No, sure something has changed.
Naruto has all grown up. His body's height has increased, taller than Sakura, and almost the same height as Sasuke. His length has also increased—WHACK!! OK, ok, we're not going to talk about that one… Let's talk about his appearance. Naruto still like the orange color, so you could see some orange in his jacket and pants. He still liked to eat ramen, drink milk (the fresh one of course…), and eat another nutritious food—Sakura often forced him to eat more fruits and vegetables, so it looked more to most-often-food-to-be-eaten than most-favorite-food-to-be-eaten. And by the way, Naruto has looked more muscular and mature. You must have agreed that Naruto really resembled the Fourth Hokage—…
"—Let me show you my newly invented perverted jutsu!!"
THWACK!!
…wait, I took that back, definitely not mature enough…
Sasuke also has grown taller. But instead of saying that Sasuke was still shorter than Naruto by an inch, for our dear life, let's just say that Sasuke's height was differ than Naruto by an inch. Yes, that sure sounds better –for Sasuke and us. His length was also… er … er… let's don't talk about that, since there was a pair of bloody red eyes glaring at us. So… where are we now… er… oh, yeah! His hair sure has grown longer than before. His eyes were not that cold anymore, at least he still have those expression like glaring, or glooming, or even day-dreaming. Oh, no, no, no… forget that last word, since Uchiha don't day-dreaming. His body was not as muscular as Naruto, I bet he ate more vegetables than Naruto, just by the look from his face, we know that he still like those tomatoes… oh my…
Oh, and I almost forgot this one—WHACK!! Ouch! Please stop that, Sakura!! It's hurts! OK, so we'll talk about Sakura. Did you remember the first time when Team 7 was formed, and how Sakura so didn't like Naruto? Well, it has turned different now. Sometimes, Naruto will be talking with Sakura about random things, and some of his personal problems. And being the big sister she is, she listened to Naruto's problems, and offered some solutions. Sometimes, Naruto will asked Sakura out for a date, and Sakura, knowing that Naruto already has someone he loved (cough) (cough), just smiled softly… and then smacked the back of the blond's head and yelled "Naruto no Baka!!!" (sweatdrop). One second later, we would hear an "OWIE!! What was that for?" from Naruto, and that would earn a smirk from Sasuke.
Uh, er, so back to the main point. On the top of all, Sasuke has grown more mature--than Naruto of course, and more handsome-- no wonder those villagers could forgive him easier than usual rehabilitated-missing-nin. Godaime gave him punishment that was unavoidable: Sasuke must did D rank mission for straight 3 months, and C rank mission for another 3 months. Tsunade knew that Naruto wouldn't like this, since she understood that Naruto cared Sasuke more than best friends, but it's the elder's will, and Hokage just can avoid it completely, so she only could do the best she could, and that's to reduce the punishment. Sai had just moved to be the Hokage's assistant, just the same as Izumo and Kotetsu. Team 7 maybe didn't back to its normal, but Kakashi always appeared as the team's leader, and the other (Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura) as the member. Sakura and Naruto of course helped Sasuke in those D rank and C rank missions. The mission's objectives were always inside the village, with some Anbu watched over the Uchiha.
So, the Hokage has rehabilitated him with some punishment, of course; the villagers has already forgiven him, his fan girls are back...
...and Naruto...well, maybe he still loves him...after everything the Uchiha did in the past. Well, who knows? Because one boy is just too stubborn to ask, and the other boy just has too much Uchiha blood in his veins. Even Sakura was frustated! (A/N: So do I... sweatdrop)
Back to the fic...
Now the three of them has just passed jounin exam, and were going to have their first mission as new jounin. Maybe Kakashi was hard to choose which one goes first: the assassination or the bodyguard duty? It must be the one that could put both Naruto and Sasuke together.
Sakura looked at her watch again, frustrated. It's 3.25 PM already.
And POOF!! Kakashi appeared behind the white smoke. (cough cough…no wonder the air pollution has just increased by 27, wonder how those shinobi could survive that…oh, wait, the village was located in the forest…)
"YO!!"
"YOU'RE LATE!!" was their spontaneous answer. Kakashi jumped visibly.
"Whoa, easy lads!" Kakashi stretched both arms in from of his chest motioning them to give some place left, before Sakura and Naruto could give him a nice blow from hell. Now all of them have the same height, it would be uneasy to dodge them in the same time, one being Tsunade-like, and one being Naruto. Talking about Tsunade…
"Aah, I've just had a meeting with Hokage this morning, and she's babbling about Akatsuki and Itachi…" Kakashi grinned behind his mask.
"LIAR!!" both Naruto and Sakura pointed their fore finger harshly to Kakashi.
"… even though that one really is a good lie, not the usual lame reason…" Naruto pulled back his arm and rubbed his chin with his thumb, but then pointed back, even harsher, to Kakashi "…but it's STILL A LIE!!" Naruto yelled.
Kakashi groaned, it wasn't a lie! He almost said it aloud, before he noticed Sasuke's reaction.
Sasuke, at the mention of his brother's name 'Itachi', went pale…
Oh, shit…! was the only thing that rung in Kakashi's head. Yes, that's shit for you, Kakashi…next time, be more careful…
Noticing the sudden unexpected silence and Kakashi's weird expression, Naruto and Sakura turned their head to where Kakashi's eye stares to, and faced a very pale Uchiha.
"… … ummm… … " They didn't sure what to say to comfort the Uchiha.
"…ano, Sasuke," Sakura broke the silence, she carefully choose her words. You know what Sasuke can do when he heard his brother's name was mentioned. "Kakashi-sensei was just kidding…" Kakashi stared at Sakura, half of himself wanted to protest that he didn't lie, but the other half was hoping that Sakura could said something that made the Uchiha turned back to his usual self. "…err, ano, we all know how…how…" Sakura tried to find the exact word.
"…stupid he is!!" shouted Naruto while sending Kakashi a good few kicks on the groin area, make sure Kakashi would think twice next time he was about to give reason for being late. Kakashi dodged them with a terrified face. Whew, if that 'stuff' down there was broken, how he could have some fun with Iruka tonight?
This scene made Sasuke a bit shocked of Naruto's reaction, but he quickly covered it. His face was back to normal, which made Sakura sighed in relief.
"Hn." Sasuke sent Kakashi a very special death glare, that could even made the squirrels and birds that passed by, dropped dead immediately.
Naruto and Sakura sweatdropped. Kakashi, if he wasn't their sensei for years, might've peed on the spot, and died with foaming mouth.
If looks could kill…
Unfortunately, it couldn't. And as could be guessed, Kakashi would disappear after saying that there's no mission for today. Naruto groaned of frustration and spent some bad words to the spot where Kakashi had just poof-ed away. He then stopped and began complaining about how hungry he is right now, slumped down, and sat leaning at the bridge railing. Sakura massaged her temple, tried to relieve the tension, meanwhile her inner-self spent even worse words than Naruto. Sasuke just stood there, stared at them. He then decided to speak first.
"I want to grab some sushi for dinner. Wanna join? My treat."
Naruto and Sakura slowly spun their head and stared at Sasuke with sparkling puppy eyes. Sasuke immediately sweatdropped. Now both of them really looked like brother and sister, so similar in behaviors.
"REALLY…??!" both Naruto and Sakura now started to drool… (because sushi are expensive! Believe it!)
Sasuke sweatdropped more. He didn't answer. Well, he couldn't answer, to be exact. How the hell he was supposed to react when he faced a situation like this one? So, instead of answering, he walked down the street to the mentioned sushi restaurant … with two puppies tailed behind him.
'Since when they looked like that?' Sasuke rolled his eyes. 'Since I got back from Orochimaru, yeah.' He answered himself, but no longer after that, he shivered a bit, '…that touchy-feely guy, often running his hands down my back … and …and …' Sasuke squeezed his eyes and shook his head, trying to get rid the memory of how the snake guy almost molest him, in excuse 'testing how the future vessel works'
Sasuke shivered a bit again. If someone is going to touch me like that, better Naruto than him—…
NO…!!
What the hell am I thinkin' again?!
Naruto is straight! He won't want to do that!! Even if I—…
"Sasuke…?" Naruto waved a hand in front of Sasuke's face. Sasuke blinked and gasped, an unusual reaction … Naruto raised an eyebrow.
"Oi, are you going to order or what? I'm already starvin' here…" Naruto whined.
Sakura, who had watched this scene, was feeling a bit curious on how Sasuke reacted a while ago… it was almost girly… Sakura rubbed her eyes. Yep, this is definitely not a dream. The sushi's smell proofed it all. (Why the smell? Because sushi is expensive…heh:P)
Then, the three of them ate in silence, oh, wait, except for one person, Naruto. The same line kept echoing in the whole restaurant:
HUNCH CRUNCH GRAUP NYOMP MMM YUMMY… ah, you got it!
It's not like Sasuke never saw how Naruto slurped down bowls of ramen, but it's just too much, like Naruto hasn't eaten for days…!
Naruto patted his bulging stomach, "Whew…I'm full! Thanks, Sasuke!" Naruto grinned.
Sasuke just smirked, and paid for the dinner. Money isn't problem, as long as he could see Naruto's happy face. It enlightened his mood, too. The thought of Itachi and Orochimaru has disappeared from his mind.
Sakura watched them with amused look on her face. She then followed them out from the restaurant. They parted on their home. Sakura went to her parent's house, Naruto back to his apartment, and Sasuke back to his house… er… Mansion, yeah, Uchiha Mansion.
Each of them have some rest, and waited for the next day.
July 23rd.
6 AM.
TBC
Uhh… I don't know why I could come up with this idea. Honestly, this is just weird idea…must be because read too much mpreg fics…
BTW, this is the way I write stories, and I often imagine how would this look like when written into the doujinshi version, that's why you'll see a lots of expressions that only appear in comic, not in the real life, like sweatdrops (sweatdrop)…
So, the main idea of chapter 1 is that Sasuke is still normal although the small changes have started to appear. I met a lot difficulties esp in the part where Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura was described. Also note that this story sill go in a slow pace, although I've cut the part that is not relevant with the story. The scratched out part will be presented in the extra section heheh…
So what do you think? Good? Bad? Please review and make my day!