I cannot believe I wrote this…
I BLAME YOU ASHNA.
Read on…I hope it is funny to you?
It was a boring sort of day for the Young Justice team. M'gann had dragged Artemis and Zatanna on a shopping spree; Kaldur was spending the day at the beach with Roy; and Conner was out in Russia, trying to teach Wolf some battle strategies.
Which left Wally and Dick alone in Mount Justice.
The ginger was sprawled out on the couch, watching some old movie and throwing pieces of popcorn into his mouth. He didn't know where his best friend went, but he also had a giant bowl of candy next to him, so he was occupied.
He heard a door click open, assumed it was Dick, and stifled a yawn, eating some more popcorn.
"Can I have a lick of your Wally pop?"
Wally choked on the popcorn he was eating and fell off the couch, face turning red. He got to his feet in a flash, green eyes studying the innocent looking 13-year old boy in front of him.
"Of my what?" he managed to choke out.
"Can I have a lick of your Wally pop?" Dick repeated, batting his sky blue eyes at the shocked speedster.
"Uh…" for once, the ginger was speechless.
"Look, Rob, that's um—flattering, I guess, but I'm not—I like—I'm not gay!" Wally exclaimed, looking embarrassed as he stared down at the younger boy.
"But…I want your Wally pop." Dick pouted, his blue eyes shining with tears as he reached out a hand and lightly touched the ginger's cheek.
"Uh—I mean—Rob, what—you, I can't—um…" Wally blushed harder, not knowing why he was feeling so flustered
Maybe it was the fact that his best friend was seducing him? Running a hand through his spiky red hair, he collapsed back onto the couch.
"Just one little lick, Walls?" Dick whispered, crawling on top of the older boy and pinning his arms down with a slight smile.
"U-uh…" the speedster swallowed hard, feeling heat creep into his cheeks as the ebony subtly straddled his hips.
"One little, teeny, lick?" Dick breathed onto Wally's neck, his lips brushing slightly against the heated skin.
"R-Rob!" the ginger gasped as the younger boy captured his lips in a soft kiss.
"Just a lick…" Dick whispered, pinning Wally down even further.
"I—but you—though I—sure!"
The speedster had no idea why he had just agreed, but he wasn't prepared to….do 'it' with his best friend! He was about to take back what he had said when the ebony rolled off and grabbed something next to him. Wally looked over in confusion as Dick pulled the wrapper off a cherry flavored lollipop and popped it into his mouth.
"My favorite flavor! Thanks Walls!" he beamed at the utterly shocked speedster, and jumped off the couch.
Still stunned, Wally just sat there, trying to make his mind think again.
"But I'd love some of your flavor as well." A low voice whispered in his ear.
Wally jumped about 3 feet and spun around wildly in time to see a flash of black hair and hear a door slam. An evil cackle rang out, and Wally groaned, covering his face with his hands.
"Next time I'm going shopping with the girls," he muttered, staring at the discarded lollipop wrapper.
Hehe ;) I had to!
Review if you liked it! And should I make a second chapter in which Wally gets his revenge?
~samx