Madness is Wonderful
Chapter One
'Alicia Lillian Arch -now known as Alice the Mad- has been witnessed killing six civilians, two children and four adults at story book land, in the Alice in Wonderland area.' The news reporter, Jane Kilo, reported. Jervis Tetch, aka Mad Hatter, was watching the the TV in Arkham for five minutes now. It was his recreation time there, Jonathan Crane, aka Scarecrow, nor Edward Nigma, aka Riddler, were there. So he decided to watch some television.
"Curious and curiouser..." Jervis mumbled to himself, everyone's eyes were on the TV. 'Alice the mad' was on there shown to have blonde hair, blue eyes, an Alice dress with blood all over it, ripped up white tights (also covered in blood splashes), Mary Janes, and a black headband with a little bow on it. Jarvis gawked at the girl on the television, she was beautiful.
"Hey Tetch! Found your girl, I bet she as crazy as you too!" Joker yelled at Jervis, completely embarrassing him. Everyone bursted in laughter, Joker's was the loudest.
"Oh quiet you repulsive cad!" Jervis yelled at Joker, Joker kept laughing. Even Harvey Dent aka Two Face laughed.
'We have just got news of Alicia coming to Arkham tomorrow evening, we wish the facility members at Arkham Asylum good luck with the new patient Alicia.' The new reporter finally said, then the TV turned off.
"Alright rec time over!" One of the guards said pushing the rouges into the hallway, after that they were cuffed, then sent to their cells. A majority of the rouges and patients had cellmates, except for Jervis and few others. Oh how he hoped Alicia would be his cellmate, but that would just show Joker he was right. Jervis let out a deep, heavy sigh when he entered his cell, there were two empty beds, one was his, the other he hoped would be Alice's. He went to his bed and looked at the digital clock they supplied each "nightstand", beside that was a small radio that got many stations to rock, to pop, to heavy metal, to classical, ect. He turned on the radio to some Mozart.
"Oh how I hope you'll be my cell mate Alice..." Jervis muttered to himself, setting on his bed. An hour later he fell asleep to the soothing tunes of Mozart.
A/N: This may take a while to update the story every chapter, because I am making another story while doing this. Plzzzz review or you will have the dead bodies of the two children Alice killed. :) Mwahahahahahahahaha!