joy walked into the house and dropped a bunch of shopping bags on the ground.
"guess wat guys, i'm making filipino food 2night cuz i'm half filipino!" she said. patricia who was snogging with eddie pushed him away and got up.
"i cant believe u didnt tell me joy! we're like sisters!"
"well pattycakes u should stop snogging eddies face off and pay attention"
suddenly a unicorn popped into the common room with nina sitting on it.
"oh look! its an american!" alfie screamed.
"alfie shut up, i'm spanish not american" nina replied.
"ermahgerd neens! i cant believe u lied to meh!" fabian screamed and ran out of the house.
"oh watever guys. i'm canadian" eddie said.
"ermahgerd! canadians are tottaly hot" patricia screamed and then started snogging with him again.
"get a room!" jerome threw a pillow at them. victor walked into the common room and amber was behind him.
"ambs!" everyone screamed.
"shut up! i came to tell you all that i'm actually irish" victor screamed and then walked to the cellar.
"and i'm like spanish irish and british. be jelly" amber said b4 walking away.
"who else is lying about their nationality?" alfie asked.
"i'm not just british guys" mara said.
"u r an alien!" alfie ran out of the house screaming.
"alfie bby, get back here!" willow said running after him.
"y dont we throw a party cause its saturday and theres nothing to do?" jerome asked.
"sure" everyone said.
then eddie proposed to pattycakes at the party. they got murried and told everyone that dexter is actually their child from da future. after that one of the girls got pregnant, they other gurls made a pact 2 get pregnant too and they all lived happily ever after.