Yippee my second fanfic story!! This should be better than my first one that was pretty crap.

Disclaimer-I do not own Beyblade if I did I would be a very happy person.

Summary- Tyson goes on a diet. title says it all.

Contains kaixray Tysonxfood oh and exaggeration on the amount Tyson eats. Set in v-force

Tyson's Diet

'They stared into each other eyes, munch, crimson eyes to blue eyes, not even blinking, crunch!. he slowly leaned forwards toward the beautiful woman who sat before him, there lips touched, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch. Gulp. kissing her softly he closed his eyes and pulled her closer, slurp!'

'GOD DAMN IT. STOP EATING SO LOUD YOU FAT PIG! I'M TRYING TO READ!' Kai yelled.

'Hey I'm not a pig!' Tyson protested. 'What are you reading?'

'The troubles with love.' Tyson burst out laughing. 'What?' Kai asked sharply.

'A love story. Your reading a love story Kai.'

'So?'

'…I never expected you to be into that sort of stuff.'

'Really? I never expected you to be so interested in what I read.'

At that moment Tyson's Grampa came in. He stared around the table and noticed how much food Tyson had. 'Yo, ma homey's, what's up? Do you really need that much food little dude?' Tyson looked at the amount of food he had. 'Its no that much.'

'Yeah, and I'm Doctor Who.' Kai replied.

'Who's Doctor Who?' Tyson asked.

'A time lord from another planet, Ray's into that stuff.' So was Kai although he hates to admit he likes he likes sci-fi. Doctor Who was good though. (I love Doctor Who. David Tennant plays as the Doctor and he is sooo hot drools anyway)

Tyson scratched his head before turning back to his mountain of food. Ray came in and looked at the mountain. His eyes widened, he was looking at what looked like twenty slices of toast, a bowl of cereal filled up to the rime which Kai told him was his fifth bowl, an empty peanut butter jar that was only opened yesterday and still had millions left, chocolate bars, cola, a huge pile of pancakes, a plate that did have a huge pile of eggs, bacon and beans and to top it all off scones filled with cream and jam. Ray was always disgusted with the amount Tyson's eats and how unhealthy the food is. He noticed Tyson's been putting on weight as well, his stomach is rounding, badly.

'Hey Ty? don't you think you've had enough?'

'He's the reincarnation of a pig Ray remember?' Kai said as he closed his book.

'Stop calling me a pig you…you…nnd…DOG!'

'Oh my god Tyson that hurt my feelings so badly I cant believe how horrible you are.' Kai replied in a bored tone.

Tyson continued to munch his way through his food, he ate so fast he may not have had enough time to even taste the food. He got up and took tomato sauce out of the cupboard and squeezed some into his cereal. Kai looked as though he was going to be sick and got up. 'Where are you going Kai? Hilary wanted us all to stay here.' Tyson asked. Hilary did ask them to stay at Tyson's house for some reason not even Kenny knew why. Kai ignored him. 'weirdo.' he muttered to himself. Kai stopped in his tracks.

'Weirdo? You're the weirdo. You put ketchup in your cereal.' Kai said to Tyson.

'Well at least I'm not a grumpy guy who paints his face.' Tyson said childishly.

'Well it's better than being fat.'

'I'm not fat! And um… at least I'm not…uh…guh…um…related to… at least I'm not…fat!'

'I just said that dipstick.'

'Oh yeah? At least I'm not dating a red head weirdo from another planet.' Tyson shouted without knowing why. Ray slapped his forehead. Now he's in for it.

'WHAT?! THAT'S IT WERE HAVING PORK CHOPS FOR SUPPER!!' Kai screamed.

Tyson screamed like a little girl and ran for his life as Kai came towards him, he managed to run out of the kitchen still screaming. 'GET BACK HERE PIGGY!' Kai chased Tyson outside who was running slower than usual. Kai slipped on a towel that was lying around and Tyson made for the front door and forced it open. Kai got up and easily caught up Tyson who was struggling for air and tackled him on the middle of the road. The press swarmed over them taking pictures and not bothering to help Tyson who was getting strangled.

'I-am-not-dating-Tala-and-don't-you-ever-cal-him-a-weirdo-again-or-I-will-kill-you!' Kai told him. Ray came running outside and pushed his way through the press and pulled Kai off of Tyson. Hilary and Kenny had appeared from nowhere to watch the scene. Kai struggled against Ray trying to grab Tyson. Ray begged him to stop and eventually Kai gave in.

'Tyson! I cant believe it! Kai caught up to you so easily.' Kenny exclaimed.

'Right that's it Tyson. Your going on a diet.' said Hilary.

Kai and Ray started laughing will the press wrote everything down enjoying this scene. Tyson stared at Hilary. 'What's a diet?' Kai and Ray laughed even harder. 'A diet is when you lose weight, you eat healthily and cut out fatty foods.' Kenny said.

It took a minute for Tyson to fully understand. 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Nooooooo!!'

yeah. not bad i suppose i did want to make it a bit more funnier but i'll come to that. chapter 2 coming soon