"Utsuho, let's talk" Says Yakuma one day.
"No." Says Utsuho.
"It's about Pochi..."
"No."
"They need to go on a diet."
"No."
"But.."
"No."
"Pochi is overweight. This means they will die early if they don't diet."
"Don't fatshame Pochi you problematic scumbag."
"I beg your pardon?" Says Yakuma.
"You heard me." Responds Utsuho, flipping his half-shaved purple hair.
Realizing there is no other way to help Pochi, Yakuma kidnaps them. Utsuho thinks this is problematic but Yakuma thinks Utsuho needs to stop interacting with the edo japan equivalent of tumblr so can't really care.
"Pochi like dango." Says Pochi.
"Dango isn't healthy" Says Yakuma, offering broccoli instead.
Pochi cries for like three days straight and this causes them to lose enough weight to make Yakuma lighten up the end.