A/N- Please note that pretty much anything uploaded on this accountant is a parody. They are terrible on purpose. We are just two REALLY bored best friends (Karkat: WHO DON'T HAVE LIVES) who love bad fan fictions. So, if you want to laugh your ass off, go ahead and read. If you skipped this, we're sure you're going to give this fan fiction a terrible review. Anyways, enjoy!
Chapter 1 – I go to Hogwarts
Hi. My name is Tiffany Preston-Bieber. I have flowing blonde locks and the most beautiful blue eyes. (No, Hitler's not my daddy! You weirdo!) I love wearing pink and small skirts. My parents are very rich. They're also wizards, so I go to a wizard school called Hogwarts in New England, Massachusetts. My best friend is named Hermoine Granger. She's a witch like me. (BUT I'M PRETTIER!1) We're both in Gryfindor. And we LOVE One Direction. (If you don't like them, then stick off-color mascara up your ass!)
Anyways, me and Hermoine were outside of the school. We were talking about who was hotter : Niall or Harry Styles. Hermoine kept saying how extremely hot and sexy Harry Styles was. I just shook my beautiful head and said Niall was so super sexy. And then Hermoine asked me something else. Who was hotter?: Niall or Harry Potter, this sexy boy in Gryfindor. He was so hot.
I blushed, and paused to think. "Well… I guess Harry's pretty hot…" Just then I heard a familiar sexy voice call out my name. "Tiffany!" I turned. It was... Harry Potter!
A/N- This harder than you think. FanwriterM: I LIKE CANDY! *does Harlem shake* FanwriterE: *swag*